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You know how after you get off a boat and your body still feels like its on the boat? I'm like that with beds.

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Panhandler Word Of The Day: COLOGNE. Usage: "You think you cologne me a dollar?"

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Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi

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Connections Puzzle #1210 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨

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Wordle 1,931 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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On This Day 1789 George Washington transmits the proposed constitutional amendments, known as the United States Bill of Rights, to the states for ratification

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Just watched an entire TV show without being on my phone just like they did on the Mayflower.

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I named my WiFi after my last girlfriend because it never fully connected with me. And also because I caught my neighbor using it.

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There have been cougar sightings in my complex the past few days... I'm going to lay out a trap on my porch with Journey's 'Greatest Hits' and a nice Cabernet.

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Connections Puzzle #1209 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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Wordle 1,930 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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On This Day 1908 Henry Ford introduces the Ford Model T car, priced at $825, roughly equivalent to 30k in 2026

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My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying don't run into anyone you know

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The American Music Awards are always so predictable... I didn't win a single award again this year.

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Now I'm really bummed. When my therapist said I needed supervision, I thought I was getting a super power

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We can choose to let it define us, confine us, refine us, outshine us or we can choose to move on and leave it behind us.

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Connections Puzzle #1208 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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On This Day 1846 Anesthetic ether is used for the first time by American dentist Dr. William Morton to extract a tooth

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Trusting people these days should totally be the new adventure sport.

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Ever since Dennis Rodman visited North Korea everything has gone to hell, I wonder what they talked about.

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I try to avoid young, nice people so they can stay that way.

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It was only after I started dancing in this mall's food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are meticulously planned.

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Connections Puzzle #1207 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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Wordle 1,928 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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On This Day 1829 First units of the London Metropolitan Police appear on the streets of the British capital, the city's first modern police force

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The speed at which I can prepare a sandwich during a commercial break is amazing.

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According to my weather app, there appears to be a huge ad for life insurance moving in from the west..... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

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No matter how little I do in a day....I always feel like I could have done less.

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Connections Puzzle #1206 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨

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Wordle 1,927 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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On This Day 1701 Divorce is legalized in Maryland

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Friends are a bad influence. And I would just like to thank them for that.

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Whoever said "two wrongs don't make a right" has obviously never experienced a Taco Bell spread after a night of binge drinking.

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I wish I had the kind of life my spam folder thinks I have.

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I hope this guy driving the lifted truck with the silver testicles dangling from their trailer hitch appreciates me sprinkling glitter and glue on them. Now they're disco balls.

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