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Ryan Gosling Laughing
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He looks like his Grindr account got shut down.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did she get her face caught in the machinery?
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Office: Jim & Pam's Air High Five
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Or organized religion, which tracks because they are now one and the same.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Go through the bill with a fine-tooth comb. Not suggesting any chicanery, but there are a million line items and some of them are overinflated or completely skippable.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ye Olde Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I won’t post it but if you’ve seen him lately, you’d attach those jumper cables to your ears and rev the engine.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So the Baron has had his ass over water for longer than Amelia Earhart?
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Senator, say ‘chalupa.’” (Mute, idiotic rectus grin) “Say ‘chalupa,’ Senator.” (Mute, idiotic rectus grin) “The Senator would like 6 chalupas and a large Baja Blast.”
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Put it in the basket or you get the hose again.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He’s calling Inspector Clouseau disguised as Quasimodo.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bats in the cave!
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Peter Griffin - Roadhouse Kick
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Jason Voorhees with a Chainsaw: Let's Go!
ALT: Jason Voorhees with a Chainsaw: Let's Go!
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Never pictured Beast as a salad guy.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Awfully chaste dream for Melanie Lynskey.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Borat: Great Success!
ALT: Borat: Great Success!
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That clip will be as funny the 10 millionth time as it is the first time.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Must you?
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
TAKE MY MONEY
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Alexis Koerner who founded Blues Incorporated?
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
AI detection is for shit. They tested the most commonly used ones and they all flagged the same fiction novel as being mostly AI generated - it was Frankenstein by Mary Shelley.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
How has the smell not given it away yet?
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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McLovin's Gangsta Vibe in Super Bad
ALT: McLovin's Gangsta Vibe in Super Bad
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
They’re probably extracting as much of whatever vile orange coagulated fluid as they can before he goes to fuck up the WC final tomorrow.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“Chuck Grassley, white courtesy phone…..”
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Someone on Threads said this is like the free appetizer you get when the main course is taking too long to arrive.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don’t think the decorator w floor samples means they’re hiding evidence. It’s more like now that he’s gone his wife can finally replace the carpeting in his room in preparation for selling the damn place.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh cripes. Having flashbacks to when I had weird little spasms off and on, then sneezed and got dropped like a fucking bolt of lightning. On the bright side, the muscle relaxers were AMAZING.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If they can’t find a non-rapist to beat a useless lump of pearl-clutching processed meat like Susan Collins, that’s a them problem.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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I Want More! Freak Out!
ALT: I Want More! Freak Out!
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Drinking in airports is VASTLY underrated.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Yoda Patience
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
BAH GAWD HE JUST HIT NEMETH WITH THE LACTATOR OFF THE TOP ROPE! THAT’S GOTTA BE ALL!
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
🤣🤣
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nic Nipples could be a really funny porn name or the worst wrestling gimmick in human history.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Kevlar Kups
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Shhhh, don’t wake him. See if we can get him in the car without disturbing him, otherwise he’ll scream the whole ride home.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Bob would kiss you if he didn’t have puke breath.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I’m “I miss Aim because that freaky green shit probably caused more cavities than it prevented but it tasted amazing” years old.
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Sportbedrijf Rotterdam Referee Shows Red Card
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The Load Warrior
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Confused Cat: I Am Confusion Meme
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Violent Tantrum on Stairs
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mffaz.bsky.social @mffaz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Also about 75 IQ points, with the monkey in the lead.
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