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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Do you want to lose the Friday night expection?
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No buts.
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bed time says at 2100 aside from Friday nights. No negotiations.
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is that why he was looking for her in the completely wrong place?
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bed. Growing boys need their sleep.
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bed. By 2130 on the living room clock.
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
She might be in a different room by then
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That's his fault
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Did he look in the kitchen?
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yes?
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
... ... ... What did he do?
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"You know those eggs that went bad, on top right shelf of the fridge, fly high enough to be out of his field of vision and chuck them at him"
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Is his baldy head still exposed?"
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"A toupee?"
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ignore Lex, he's bald
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
And what will you do when the monsters in the shadows come out?
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
And the night light?
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Does that mean I can give the blanky away to Goodwill and take the bulb off the night light because the living room needs one?
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Jon be nice. You still need your blanky and the lights on. And I still have to read you bedtime stories for you to fall asleep.
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Life isn't fair
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hey there Smallville
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
No.
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
No buts.
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Not in this house.
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Well it's too he has no say in the matter
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The doctor is trustworthy
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I have all your doctor's notes Jon. I know what's best
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
No you're allergic to ice-cream and chocolate cake. You can have as much vegetables as possible
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
They're good for you
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
That's what she thought
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Did he finish his homework, chores and vegetables?
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Lois Lane @metroplois.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
❝ 𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝? 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥. ❞
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No. Buts.
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No buts young man
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ten. Mother knows best.
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
He's not allowed to until he's older
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ten
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"What's going on?"
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"Hello Smallville"
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𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮 @metro-lane-report.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
𝓛𝓸𝓲𝓼 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓮. 𝓡𝓮𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓻. 𝓑𝓲𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓾𝓪𝓵 (𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓜𝓮𝓷). 𝓝𝓢𝓕𝓦 & 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓼. 𝓒𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓼-𝓞𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮. 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓸𝓻 𝓓𝓝𝓘. ♡ & ↻
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