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Metallikyle

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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine coming home after one of the longest deployments in history and then you have to listen to this asshole spout propaganda before you can see your family.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump has a shinigami!
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't do gambling apps, but this would be very good week to bet against Baltimore!
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"CNN is fake news and polls are rigged, and a CNN poll said I'm great."
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now do crunchy tacos.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pawn Shop sounds like a mid-00s comedy starring Anthony Anderson and Snoop Dogg.
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Serendipity @serendipityinfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We have had some horrific betrayals by fellow Americans ..but this might be near the top. They sold there souls to enrich themself while bending a knee to a dictator not caring about the Americans that they swore to serve. Unforgiveable!
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My hobbies as an introvert include: - Switching between the same three apps for hours - Not speaking to anyone for days - Listening to the same songs I’ve been listening to for 15 years - Imagining myself in situations that will literally never happen
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Except it's not ignorance. He's had every opportunity throughout his entire life to learn anything he wanted to. He's choosing to not know things. He's not ignorant, he's stupid.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's such a fucking embarrassment.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And the buy-in across the board from announcers, to athletes, to actors; people who are already rich AF cashing in on encouraging other people's financial misery.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mandatory Midichlorian Treatments Among Imperial Workers: Is the use of blood transfusions to create Force-sensitive laborers abusive or the ultimate slave QOL hack?
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wish she hadn't justified his accusation by clarifying her presence.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hate these things, I hate that I have to see ads for them all the time, and I REALLY hate that people with more money than they can count are pushing them on fellow Americans. We are approaching a cataclysmic outcome with regards to gambling addiction among young men, especially.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OMG, fuck this guy so hard with a brick. Sideways.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'll never understand porch pirates. Like, you DON'T KNOW what you're stealing! Homie's gonna do 5 years because he ran off with their flea medicine.
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paddytheirishfella.bsky.social @paddytheirishfella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's the "peace out" at the end that really does it for me.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cult members
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Rep. Jimmy Gomez @gomez.house.gov · 16/09/2026
Two years with full control of the House, Senate, and White House, and all they’ve done is cut taxes for the ultra-rich and make everything more f*cking expensive for the rest of us.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rich people
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Am I really the only one who immediately saw the dong?
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It is completely unhinged that ANY Americans consider Canada unfriendly or an enemy to the US!
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Wolf Hour @wolfhour.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"If more guns made us safer, we'd be the safest country on Earth.".. (Pete Buttigieg et al) .. (cartoon Tim Eagan)
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 29/08/2026
Gamers have an interesting way of expressing their feelings.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fun fact: I have as many career NBA points as Royce White.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He says they were closed down because they had no patients and then complains about how the gov't was paying so much because the patients wouldn't die. Can't be both you lying vocoded piece of dried out jerkey!
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Whenever someone asks what I’m doing later and my answer is “nothing,” please understand that nothing is not an opening in my schedule. Nothing is the event. Nothing is the plan
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Instead of Canada becoming the 51st state, can America become the 11th province??
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anyone who has never read the Bible has NO idea how important the removal of foreskin is to God. So much so that it is used as an analogy with the command to "circumcise your heart" being given over and over again by Paul in the NT.
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👋I’m working on follow backs😊 @beaches1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🎯🎯🎯 Political cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Seriously, "He campaigned with Hassan Piker once" has got to be the WORST reason to not vote for El-Sayed.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Rep. Jimmy Gomez @gomez.house.gov · 24/08/2026
The President is not well, and his entire administration is trying to hide it.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
She should really stick to sports.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Spoiler!!
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This episode won three Oscars.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bluesky should go back to invites, continue aggressive bot bans, create a Craigslist-style marketplace (since you’re more likely to buy/get services from a educated or good person on here than any other social network), and market this place like a walled garden protected from enshittification.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What's the point of hotel breakfast if I can't roll out of bed and directly head down to eat??
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That ship has sailed. Merrick Garland completely fucked it up.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Thoze are the rules.
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So what? Blanche could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and Trump would just give him a pardon.
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Being an introvert is spending all week looking forward to doing absolutely nothing on the weekend
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
World Cup 2042!
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Metallikyle @metallikyle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wow so not even passports count? They don't declare citizenship on the cover. Nationality is listed inside on the biometrics page. So passport CARD would be required which relatively few people who even have passports own. The vast majority of people probably don't know they exist.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/05/2026
Dear media, You don't have to say "E Jean Carroll accused Trump of defamation and rape." You can say "Trump defamed and raped E Jean Carroll." It's been adjudicated. Thank you
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