Metal Bear Solid @metalbearsolid0.bsky.social · 03/07/2026No one has hit me up on Grindr in months so it's only fitting that Mother Madonna would be the first. 2161
Metal Bear Solid @metalbearsolid0.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Can't believe I lifted weights while watching X-Men for 7 minutes and I still have noodle arms. 2412
Metal Bear Solid @metalbearsolid0.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I didn't block anyone, they took me down. 060
Metal Bear Solid @metalbearsolid0.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I'm not dead, Just been spending WAY too much time JO'ing to AI pxrn. I'm readjusting to real life. Please show dick of you wish to help in my recovery. 1622
Metal Bear Solid @metalbearsolid0.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Never realized my dick is almost the same color as this wall. 4541
Metal Bear Solid @metalbearsolid0.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Been sick and sad but I think it's cool that some people checked to see if I was still alive. Happy April y'all. Bring on the good vibes, please. FML, I sound like an AIM message lol. Yes, I own other underwear, these are just my favorite. 3592
Metal Bear Solid @metalbearsolid0.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Last night just reminds me that I need another trip to PR. 412312
Metal Bear Solid @metalbearsolid0.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I love that we're all a little Puerto Rican today. 620522
Metal Bear Solid @metalbearsolid0.bsky.social · 15/01/2026My couch is the perfect height for getting head while I play Star Wars. 51208