David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 7hIt makes you appealing to this gay man. I've dipped my toes into Wicca many times in my life. 010
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 8hIt's getting windy out there. Why do these things always happen at night? #Isaias 040
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 11h**goes outside, looks up** Oh, hi #Isaias!static.klipy.comSophia Petrillo: There's a Hurricane A-Comin'!ALT: Sophia Petrillo: There's a Hurricane A-Comin'! 020
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I can't imagine how difficult it was for him to do it *this time*. 000
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Remind him that Jesus overturns the Old Testament with The Sermon on the Mount... this includes Leviticus. 010
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It will be the biggest party this planet has ever known. 020
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If a man ever decides to marry me, I will insist this be our first dance: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIDa...youtube.comAddams Family Values (1993) - Morticia and Gomez Dance Scene (3/10) | MovieclipsYouTube video by Movieclips 010
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction." - DJ Maxi Jazz (RIP, Sir.) youtu.be/uzgBD2wysuIyoutu.beFaithless - Mass Destruction (Official Video)YouTube video by FaithlessVEVO 010
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Under normal circumstances I would tell you not to worry about it, but I'm in no position to not accept help. @hudsonmill 110
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So, I can’t afford food right now. Don’t suppose any of you nice folks would like to throw a few bucks into my CashApp. $metadork 120
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's something I've been tossing around in my head for a couple of months. 100
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Well, I guess I need to make myself all pretty.static.klipy.comGangstagrannie Applies MakeupALT: Gangstagrannie Applies Makeup 010
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They're also spending a lot of money running ads here in south Alabama trying to convince people that data centers are super awesome. 110
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If these idiots would do even the slightest bit of research, they wouldn't keep embarrassing themselves this hard. 010
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Original artist: mastodon.art/@wednesday Their Buy Me A Coffee page: buymeacoffee.com/to.wednesday 020
Reposted by David 🎃'Nathan Burgoine (he/him) will be at Can*Con! @nathanburgoine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Got queerlings in your life? Do they like a rom-com? Do they like Heartstopper? Because School Library Journal gave me a star and said it was perfect for fans of Heartstopper. It's also a Hi-Lo (high interest, low complexity) so ESL/reluctant reader friendly! #BacklistSaturday #BookSky 💙📚🏳️🌈lorimer.caStuck with YouStuck With You is a story of Queer joy and a playful teen romance, following two frenemies as they fall for each other while stuck in adjacent seats on a day-long train trip. Ben is on a train back to... 23621
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Am I capable? Cooking: if it can be microwaved Whistle: yes Draw: I like working with charcoals Paint: no Swim: yes English: I word gud Dance: You know that scene from Seinfeld? Sing: in the car Drive: yes Gifting: I'm the best! Write: ~2,000 words a day Guitar: I wish Speaking: fairly good 010
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have a crush on Jonathan Vernon-Smith form The Luxury Podcast. 000
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What time should I be there? Also, that is an awesome shirt. 010
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Post a vampire that isn't Dracula. [insert picture of one particular ex of mine here] 010
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ads promoting data centers are running like crazy around here right now. Meta really wants rural Alabama to know how awesome they are. 000
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comBlanche from The Golden Girls Cooling OffALT: Blanche from The Golden Girls Cooling Off 000
Reposted by David 🎃dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jonathan Bailey reading the audiobook of Dracula is actually the hottest thing you’ll see all day 1214825
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comCreepy Glowing FaceALT: Creepy Glowing Face 010
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I once heard it said that homophobia is really just straight guys being afraid that another man will treat them the same way they treat women. 020
David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comHappy October! Linus & Sally Peanuts Pumpkin PatchALT: Happy October! Linus & Sally Peanuts Pumpkin Patch 010