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David 🎃

@metadork.bsky.social
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Writer. Disabled. Cat dad to Nelson. Into a lot of different things. Blogosphere 1.0 veteran. Currently stuck in Alabama. Send help. 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)

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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 6h
The power grid is definitely being tested. #Isaias
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 7h
It makes you appealing to this gay man. I've dipped my toes into Wicca many times in my life.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 8h
It's getting windy out there. Why do these things always happen at night? #Isaias
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 8h
I certainly plan to.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 9h
The track has changed and #Isaias is headed straight for me.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 11h
**goes outside, looks up** Oh, hi #Isaias!
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Sophia Petrillo: There's a Hurricane A-Comin'!
ALT: Sophia Petrillo: There's a Hurricane A-Comin'!
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well now.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can't imagine how difficult it was for him to do it *this time*.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remind him that Jesus overturns the Old Testament with The Sermon on the Mount... this includes Leviticus.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
2,398 words written today. #AmWriting again.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It will be the biggest party this planet has ever known.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ich lerne Deutsch.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If a man ever decides to marry me, I will insist this be our first dance: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIDa...
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Addams Family Values (1993) - Morticia and Gomez Dance Scene (3/10) | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction." - DJ Maxi Jazz (RIP, Sir.) youtu.be/uzgBD2wysuI
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Faithless - Mass Destruction (Official Video)
YouTube video by FaithlessVEVO
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This will at least make the weekend interesting.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't DM you. Could you DM me?
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Under normal circumstances I would tell you not to worry about it, but I'm in no position to not accept help. @hudsonmill
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, I can’t afford food right now. Don’t suppose any of you nice folks would like to throw a few bucks into my CashApp. $metadork
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Depression means no words. #AmNotWriting
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Food insecurity is so fun.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tonight’s keto bowl. It’s a lot tastier than it looks.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's something I've been tossing around in my head for a couple of months.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
M/M romantic comedy/drama.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1,843 words written today. #AmWriting
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We're all going to die.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, I guess I need to make myself all pretty.
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Gangstagrannie Applies Makeup
ALT: Gangstagrannie Applies Makeup
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They're also spending a lot of money running ads here in south Alabama trying to convince people that data centers are super awesome.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1,565 words written today. #AmWriting
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Surely a coinkydink.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If these idiots would do even the slightest bit of research, they wouldn't keep embarrassing themselves this hard.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Original artist: mastodon.art/@wednesday Their Buy Me A Coffee page: buymeacoffee.com/to.wednesday
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That squirrel is about to learn what FAFO means.
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'Nathan Burgoine (he/him) will be at Can*Con! @nathanburgoine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got queerlings in your life? Do they like a rom-com? Do they like Heartstopper? Because School Library Journal gave me a star and said it was perfect for fans of Heartstopper. It's also a Hi-Lo (high interest, low complexity) so ESL/reluctant reader friendly! #BacklistSaturday #BookSky 💙📚🏳️‍🌈
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Stuck with You
Stuck With You is a story of Queer joy and a playful teen romance, following two frenemies as they fall for each other while stuck in adjacent seats on a day-long train trip. Ben is on a train back to...
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Am I capable?

Cooking: if it can be microwaved Whistle: yes Draw: I like working with charcoals Paint: no Swim: yes English: I word gud Dance: You know that scene from Seinfeld? Sing: in the car Drive: yes Gifting: I'm the best! Write: ~2,000 words a day Guitar: I wish Speaking: fairly good
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have a crush on Jonathan Vernon-Smith form The Luxury Podcast.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What time should I be there? Also, that is an awesome shirt.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Post a vampire that isn't Dracula. [insert picture of one particular ex of mine here]
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ads promoting data centers are running like crazy around here right now. Meta really wants rural Alabama to know how awesome they are.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1,948 words written today. #AmWriting
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Blanche from The Golden Girls Cooling Off
ALT: Blanche from The Golden Girls Cooling Off
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jonathan Bailey reading the audiobook of Dracula is actually the hottest thing you’ll see all day
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Creepy Glowing Face
ALT: Creepy Glowing Face
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back to writing tomorrow. Two days was enough.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I once heard it said that homophobia is really just straight guys being afraid that another man will treat them the same way they treat women.
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is how I flirt...
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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EMT Yes No
ALT: EMT Yes No
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Happy October! Linus & Sally Peanuts Pumpkin Patch
ALT: Happy October! Linus & Sally Peanuts Pumpkin Patch
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David 🎃 @metadork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love that movie!
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