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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
hey man nice glance you got there. real furtive
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Great to hear Dan Ilic is the new head of GetUp. Looking forward to seeing more awful billboards that say nothing and do nothing. The progressive voice of Australia is in good hands
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I reckon I'd give her bigger wings
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Earlier this year. No celebration required. Just solemn rememberance
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He might say that
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
[Jonah doing stand up] and then there was Covid. Remember Covid ? Yep. This guy remembers Covid. I spent a lot of time inside during Covid. Yeah. Inside a whale!
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I'm not asking for taste or quality. I'm asking for a free schooner and a smile on the face of every pub going person
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
With petrol so expensive Albo should make beer free. Eternal government is within your grasp. Make it free!
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Walk me through this one
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
It feels like with Finau joining Chevy is on the outer anyway. If Weekes goes down Kris moves to FB and you reshuffle the backline with Finau.
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
He wasn't treading well at all!
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Look at Meryl Morton over here!
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
There he is
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Imagine if you went to put the bins out and isis were there. You'd be like "scram isis! Go on get!!!"
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Just when you thought the genre had nothing else to give along came *reaches for the DVD* Big Wet Asses 18
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I want an English teacher who definitely read Romeo and Juliet and then wrote a wildly popular song about how they ended up together happy
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I owned two turtles for 16 years and both died within 6 months of each other. No idea why. Give us a clue you terrapin fucks
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
It was my fault really. For getting the answer wrong and guessing at it
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Small pets love to die for no reason
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
The French will do that
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Had a chance to win $500 at trivia once. The question was about an Italian composer. I said Puccini. Answer was Vivaldi. Fuck Puccini!
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I remember not finishing it. Being very disturbed by a guy being melted in acid. Haven't seen it properly to this day. Probably should revisit
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
My dad hired RoboCop from VideoEzy for me to watch when I was around 8 or 9 because he hadn't seen it and thought that a cop who was a robot would be something I'd enjoy. The R rating didn't stop him
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
You should be able to scan your Woolworths Everyday Reward card at the pub
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Half the questions were about horse racing. Average age was 60+
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I used to live near a pub that did sports trivia on Fridays. It was just 20 blokes in the TAB area. No paper and pen. No rounds. No winner. Just a dude asking questions and the first to put their hand up got to answer. "Alright, Glen was first. Go ahead Glen. Sorry that's incorrect. Ron was next"
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Do they still have a rugby channel?
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
House would say "hawk tuah". He'd teach someone how to dougie. He would be planking
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
House would also say skibidi toilet at some point in and everyone would turn to the young intern who'd say "hey don't look at me!"
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I never left. Or rather I'm here now as well
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Christ
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Glad that there's a joint other than twitter now but every post I scroll past here is like "anyone else keep buying books when they have a pile of unread books? So good to be posting somewhere that the Orange dictator isn't! Anyway, here's the worst constructed joke you've ever seen"
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Mark Latham PM's XI in Canberra wrapped
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Relatives love to be secretly untoward
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Ol' Dave doesn't make the cut
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Someone should write a book about the history, politics and etiquette of the office morning tea. We know the name of the first man on the moon but not the first person to bring sausage rolls to a morning tea and that's just wrong
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Sorry brother
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Not just that but about a team no one knows anything about. The commitment is amazing
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Wonder what Winnie the Pooh would have thought of the election? "Oh bother" one would imagine! Siri schedule tweet for maximum engagement
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Lean into it. Install tiny windscreen wipers in your glasses
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Every time that Mike Tyson shuffled around like an invalid, Netflix greenlit another adult animated series that looks like the cartoonists have never seen a human face
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Gotta imagine the adrenaline was like those people who lift a car to save a baby
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Wasn't a stab at him. He was just running so damn fast
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Felt more like the You-S election. People only looking after you, by which I mean them. I'm a pundit btw
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
He ran up the field after that penalty faster than he ever ran in his career
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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
And yet you were making season 1 of The Checkout while Diplodocus roamed the earth? Did I join bluesky and immediately search out a post to make this joke? Yes
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