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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️

@messer.dog
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🏳️‍⚧️ Saoirse (it/she) late 20s Pittsburgh transsexual poly butchdyke girlthing. Masochist sword-wielding service collie, Jane of all trades, chronic lesbian yearner. Dumping ground for tranny rambling, hema posts, and occasionally tasteful nudes. 18+ MDNI

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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 29/09/2026
Greetings lesbians
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 26/09/2026
Said fuck it and but the last of my duck tail off this morning
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 25/09/2026
Feeling really normal about this rondel dagger... can't help but wonder what thatcpoint would feel like 😵‍💫. I'm *almost* sad to see it go, but its permanent home will be with @jenntaiga.bsky.social so I know it'll be in the right hands at least ;3
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 24/09/2026
Now THIS is a sex toy
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 24/09/2026
"You're so scary" and "You're intimidating" and meanwhile this is me
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 17/09/2026
Be sweet to your butches bc girls will look me straight in the eyes and say i'm tough and scary and meanwhile I just bawled my eyes out bc i found my webkinz that i thought were gone forever
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 17/09/2026
Ouhh i really like Japanese beetles bc they're shiny and green and iridescent but everyone i know who enjoys beetles also likes them so i think #1 is black beetles they're just lil guys :] i get very excited to see these fellers
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 16/09/2026
Consider this handsome model 1851 instead. Spread the gospel of looooong revolver :3
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 15/09/2026
How bout dem o's
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 15/09/2026
Funeral fit tbh
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 15/09/2026
I need every dyke in america to move to pittsburgh immediately so i can start my historical wrestling/grappling/dagger fighting group (there will be goofy shit like throwing a girl in a sack)
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 12/09/2026
Go buy a @sherrycdrom.bsky.social tshirt immediately itll make your boobs look really good
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 11/09/2026
The kimchi and grillo's pickles really set it off nicely
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 10/09/2026
Ok for my dykes who dont know hema a gayszlen is when you sling a 2 handed sword really fast at someones shins and ankles and hit from very far away and many fencers Hate This
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 08/09/2026
smoke break
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 06/09/2026
Youre objectively correct (and I am planning to do this) but also trans girl autism flirting is just very funny sometimes
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 05/09/2026
Ok i did it again with the full 120 questions and now its actually right but still whats the deal with Albuquerque
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 04/09/2026
shes red
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 04/09/2026
Virginia isnt really surprising since my folks are from NOVA/DC/Metro, but waow SC is a shock. Maybe a question about "wooder" wpuldve put me more solidly in my home state lmfao
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 03/09/2026
Doggy got some new holes
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 03/09/2026
I thought i wouldve landed somewhere on the acts chud axis tbh but im fine with this
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 03/09/2026
What if I combined my autism for water and autism being a pervert, and got a surplus dive knife (for making girls bleed) with its original sheath (modified to function as a strap)
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 01/09/2026
Stupid gay mutt cant stop playing with its tits while picturing your head between its legs~
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 30/08/2026
feelin sorta good about my body for the first time in a while
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 28/08/2026
I actually bought like 3 new blades but the only one coming soon is this pretty sidesword c:
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 25/08/2026
I knew I would be orange but OOP this ones quite accurate
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 24/08/2026
So basically im
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 23/08/2026
I was cleaning out my sd card and found some ooold shots from my folks house in MD
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 22/08/2026
Oof
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 19/08/2026
Goofy tournament pics bc much like a farm dog I get a little rambunctious when I don't have something to do
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 17/08/2026
Ouhhh yeah
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 16/08/2026
Got to spend my first day off in a month directing and competing in our gender minority tournament :3 i medalled for 3rd place but more importantly got a bunch of compliments on how technical and measured my rapier fencing is so i think i win
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 15/08/2026
Had to snag a pic of my director's fit while hiding in the quiet room for a sec. Hitting a "Brendan Frasier in The Mummy except he's a dyke" type thing.
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 13/08/2026
Back on my groove
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 08/08/2026
waow
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 07/08/2026
They fucking neutered my swag i have to wear a stupid uniform now bc someone complained T-T
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 07/08/2026
Mine's shaped funny
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 03/08/2026
4 women have touched my shorn head this week and remarked at how soft and lovely my hair is C:
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 02/08/2026
What if I gave you a bloody gauntletjob in the rear line of the battlefield after easily besting you in single combat
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 31/07/2026
Amirite, Coulrophobia, Gayborhood, MMORPG, Neurodiversity, Upskirt.... Sooo many good options
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 31/07/2026
Literally
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 31/07/2026
I need her in order to feel okay 🥲
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 30/07/2026
Th. Thank youu
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 30/07/2026
Ideal setup tbh
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 30/07/2026
Smiles at u like this
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 29/07/2026
Front page of thr Me repair manual
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 28/07/2026
The pretty gradient is hard to see but I made a yummy little dirty matcha latte with a lovely homemade blueberry syrup from a dear friend
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 28/07/2026
Aw man,, at least im fun :,>
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 28/07/2026
Its still hard to believe this is my body now,, also wow i love my tits they're so perky
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Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 27/07/2026
What if i completed this fit with a 15th century sallet and perhaps a modestly ornamented Messer
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