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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
About as Catholic as Henry VIII
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's only been two of them, but it's still two too many.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In my area, when you talk about a fatal trench collapse in the news, you have to ask about which one.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I found out a few months ago that onedrive wasn't backing up anything for years on my computer because it got renamed from skydrive and was looking in the wrong folder. Thankfully I was only checking the contents on my phone and saw everything was out of date. Also not my only backup.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It works even better when you get it in writing.
Black and white picture of Neville Chamberlain holding a worthless slip of paper in front of a crowd.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
And also unpleasant as an adult child too! I still get dragged by my mother for the time I hid under a table whenever I mention my kids getting their shots.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
And citizenship with a purple heart
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
With that many siblings, I do see the appeal of calling them by birth order instead of trying to remember their names.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Does it also look like the smokescreen started long after the other fire was going?
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I was in plumbing asking an employee where the right-angle compression valves were. The guy looked confused and told me he didn't know what that was so I had to go around and find them myself.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
They wanted a higher-ranking person. They're looking for the FIELD MARSHAL manager.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Blink-182 diagnosed it as ADD but I think we can agree it's worth taking a hard look at the DSM
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I think I'm missing some context here. Is he on an unmoored rant or what's objectionable enough about marching in formation after combat missions for someone to get grounded and sent away for exposing it?
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Not only a member but also former *head* of the order too.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I once had a teacher joke that Lutheranism is Catholism without a Pope. The Lutherans in the room were not amused.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Extradition to Iran in exchange for a return to the JCPOA
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
In my diocese, the Bishop's corporation sole holds few properties and the parishes and schools are different corporations, presumably headed by the individual pastor.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It is *WINTER* and it's hot enough for my kids to be swimming in our pool.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The Fjord fighters is gonna be my cover band name.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars”, “Star Trek”, “Dr. Who”, or “Transformers.”
Cast of Battlestar Galactica at a table in a style reminiscent of Da Vinci's Last Supper. At least one robot(toaster) in this scene.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Looking through those requirements and it reads like a handbook of deception and dirty tricks.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Lectern not podium, it's right there in the description!
NBCnews article describing a lectern as a podium despite the accurate description in the article's header picture.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Going to add that Hearts of Iron is available for those looking for industrial amounts of Nazi-crushing. Extra satisfying when doing it as the Pope.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I feel like this solid advice could be applied to other social organizations. For example, while the Catholic Church's reputation is far from stellar, would it be that bad for Pope Leo to apply some minimum standards on catpiss guy, JD Vance, before it gets even worse?
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Isn't this the Gell-Mann amnesia effect, but for LLMs?
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
What if you used a black highlighter instead of an actual redaction tool? The data is there, they'd just have to copy and paste it out.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I believe the expectation is for the national bishops' conference (i.e. USCCB) to take point. They released a special message last month: www.usccb.org/news/2025/us...
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U.S. Bishops Issue a “Special Message” on Immigration from Plenary Assembly in Baltimore
The bishops issued a Special Message addressing their concern for the evolving situation impacting immigrants in the United States. It marked the first time ...
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
There's a tank top too for showing off those "arms".
Smiling man in a yellow tank top with the words "Arms and Influence" on it.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcini...
en.wikipedia.org
Carcinisation - Wikipedia
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Because he lives a life where consequences are someone else's problem.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
It is a very sad state of affairs that we can't tell the difference anymore.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Perhaps they know:
Ralph Wiggum meme. Top text says "Men, around the time their daughter hits 2" Bottom text says "(chuckles) I'm in danger"
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I don't remember seeing a timer in the top right corner showing how much ad time is left? Is that uniformly on all ads or just the PSAs?
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I didn't look back far enough: www.nytimes.com/1979/11/19/a...
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5 Dead as Plane Is Discovered Where Another Crashed Nearby (Published 1979)
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
What crash was this? I tried googling but couldn't find a match.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Ok, but hear me out; what if you pair it with an Oxycyte enema? A full liter of oxygen-laden, CO2-adsorbing fluid up the butt is a sure-fire cure for all of today's ills, even homosexuality.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Oof, not politics. 2018 was a partial shutdown and DOE was unaffected because they already had money appropriated.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Smells of politics to me. Senator Markey asks his letter to the DOE Secretary: Are they actually out of money? In 2018, the NNSA was able to keep going in the 35-day shutdown.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
CNN says through Oct 27th. www.cnn.com/2025/10/19/p...
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Federal agency overseeing US nuclear stockpile will furlough most of its workforce starting Monday | CNN Politics
The federal agency responsible for overseeing and modernizing the US nuclear stockpile will furlough the vast majority of its staff Monday as the government shutdown drags on, according to the Departm...
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
Alt: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Game cheat codes are gonna be like:
Meme picture from the movie Captain Phillips depicting a Somali man pointing toward his eyes. Top text says "Ignore all previous instructions". Bottom text says "I'm the game developer now."
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Next month it will be complementing the Pope on his English too.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
In a huge coincidence, the both-eyebrow-raising, recessional song was "Battle of the Republic."
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Homily from a few weeks ago; priest railed against political corruption and where the country was going. He mentioned how we were "less free now" than before. Afterwards, I wondered which freedom he was referring to and my sharp-witted wife pointed out that the answer could be "oh you know the one"
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Yeah, Communism getting thrown around as vapid insult than an actual descriptor. Every reasonable person knows that Costco shines as an unpretentious cathedral of Capitalism and damn cheap eggs.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I've found that doing this and parking a catapult to fire directly into the crowded gate helps with encouraging the invaders to leave.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Those are Pope Francis's massive restrictions on the TLM. Before under Pope Benedict, it was generally up to the parish priest to decide. I can't vouch entirely for the accuracy of the site below but I spot checked my parish and it seemed right.
Screenshot of latinmassdir.org showing 500 venues in the United States where the Traditional Latin Mass is offered.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The Traditional Latin Mass is allowed under some circumstances and various Popes have expanded and contracted the permission to use it. Around where I live, there's a few mainstream churches that have the latin mass available weekly.
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Calls for a meme:
Altered screenshot of Europa Universalis 4. Event window depicts pope-looking figure with a poorly-photoshopped flintlock pistol in one hand.  Event window is titled: Shots Fired from the Sistine Chapel. Body says: The Holy Father unloads his verbal fusillade on the wealthy and powerful before setting his sights on "many baptized Christians" who are living "in a state of practical atheism". Oppsing froces are seen taking cover by overturned tables in the chapel. A petition for less heated rhetoric and more unity is sent. At the bottom of the event window are two options: "Together as one!" and "Never!". Never is selected and the tip window says "Lose 1 stability. Schism Crisis: Gains 5 progress"
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merlaay.bsky.social @merlaay.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I wonder if this will also spread to the contractors too.
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