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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 19h

-The mermaid is standing nearby a restraunt tapping her foot repeatedly as if she was waiting for someone. Was she stood up?-

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Yet you’re my advisor so you should experience life truly in my kingdom and not only the parts suitable to your pallet. Even if you do keep making excuses about being busy, eventually you’ll have to watch them and advise me as a good advisor.” -So many advises being thrown around. —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Of course h care if you appear to watch them! You’re my advisor after all! I didn’t send all of those letters to random people’s houses in an attempt to get your attention for nothing. Advisors are supposed to watch and advise on what’s smart to do I think. —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Well perhaps something you haven’t tried before? Maybe you can watch an execution with me finally! It’s been a long requested thing that you’ve always ignored or refused.” -The princess said without thinking on her words. She was never one for thinking about her actions long term effects. —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Strange… your position seems most strange indeed advisor. Perhaps you do need something to motivate you to not be tired, but I’ve never been in such a position since I’m always perfect.” -Many people would kill to know just how the mermaid thinks on the daily…-

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Perhaps it’s because you don’t do anything exciting! I feel really bored and lazy when I do nothing or can’t watch an execution that day. I’m so smart~”

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“But you ARE alive. Unless that’s some form of war paint you have on. Humans and human likes are weird with that stuff I’ve noticed…”

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Hmm? What seems to be wrong? … Oh! You must be mistaken. 𝓘’𝓶 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮~”

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“I’ve heard a lot about this ‘V-Tubing’ business, perhaps I should try ‘V-Tubing’ myself? If all else fails I can always buy out other ‘V-Tubers’ after all!”

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“Yes, of course! I knew someone would eventually understand and I am glad it was you! Not only have you helped me dispose of my competition but you’ve also helped me with my suitor troubles as well! You truly are wonderful Skyla!” -She seemed so happy to have the help. —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“Oh of course, if any knight or person threatened my kingdom then I would sentence them to death via execution. I may want a suitor but my throne comes first, I can’t have someone taking it from me~” -Well at least she had some common sense, even if it’s in the most deranged way possible. —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“Well your flattery is certainly improving my mood. I do indeed flaunt what I have. Being the heir to the merkingdom means I have to show confidence after all. But your words somehow mean more than those of my serfs.” -Probablt because if they said anything out of line she’d gut them… —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

-The princess’s face soon held confidence as she spoke, her tone keeping up with the attitude shift.- “Why thank you, I already knew I was fairly beautiful despite not being as endowed as my friends. But perhaps loyalty isn’t earned but just having big boobs and a fat ass.” —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

“Not just men, if I was looking for just a man I’m sure someone down bellow would be enough but I want something more. I don’t care for one’s gender when it comes to love. I need someone subservient, someone who would toss their life away for me at a moments notice! —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“Yes but that then leads into another issue… How am I supposed to find a suitable suitor when I am ‘flat as a board’ as they say?” -Out of everything to be concerned about and it was finding love? Somehow very on theme…- “Surely there has to be some way to have a suitor come to me. —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“Oh! Polly is a good friend of mine, she’s started to introduce me to a lot of these ‘party drugs’ people speak of.” -right… her under any substance should be monitored heavily…- “Unfortunately Polly has what many would consider ‘huge boobs’ and she certainly likes them.”

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

-Pouting because she has been told she has a “very small chest” according to some of her friends… Mostly Polly.-

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“The lack of princes/princesses/knights I have encountered is shamefully low! I need a way to encourage more to venture to me so that I may judge to see whether or not they are marriage material!”

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“I don’t follow, while I agree of not liking disgusting and gross things near me, I don’t understand the rest.” -She wasn’t exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer… In fact she was probably one of the dullest knives there but she had the spirit.-

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“Why? Shouldn’t you behead anyone you disagree with or take out the opposition? I don’t do terrible things because all of my ideas are great! Even that one plan that some deemed a ‘suicide mission’ It worked out in the end after all!”

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“Eugh, I don’t envy that. Especially dealing with all the poor people. I was born into royalty from my father, and passed down all of his money to me! Though apparently there are things land people deem ‘unbuyable’”

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“Oh I will in time! Once my parents pass away they’ve entrusted the crown to me, and I’ll be considered the queen.”

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“Even more princesses? I didn’t know being a princess was mainstream! I must do something to set myself apart!”

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

“I said certified freak, seven days a week, wet ass- Ok WHO sent me this to sing aloud? This doesn’t sound at all like a siren song! Tell me so that I may sentence them to death!”

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

“I said certified freak, seven days a week, wet ass- Ok WHO sent me this to sing aloud? This doesn’t sound at all like a siren song! Tell me so that I may sentence them to death!”

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

ViVi That’s so based! Evil twins are such a cool deck, I played a lot of it when their new support came out, it was such a cool experience, I should really play them again given I have the deck built already

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

“Oh it’s so hot out! Most of my serfs have dried up! See, look at them! How am I supposed to expand my kingdom if they keep drying up like this?”

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

“Oh! One of my friends accidentally let the celebration tiger out in a random school, you could say that’s what killed her. It’s like the animal attack you said before, but much cooler.” -…Oh Skyla’s so going to jail if that’s the best excuse she has to come up with. —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

“I’m sure you’ll be ok! All you have to do is make up an excuse if the police end up, that’s what all my friends do. It’s why one of them was allowed to shoot random civilians on the street for a month.” -Wherever she came from either had the dumbest police force or they were convincing liars. —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

“I’m sure you’ll be fiiiine. After all, even if you do end up caught you’ll take the fall for me. And for that you’ll get the greatest prize of all~ Accommodations and maybe potentially more free time once you’re freed from prison.” -…Well at least she promised something. —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

“I’m not sure if someone did call the police but if they did do not worry about it. I’m royalty after all and they would never arrest the merkingdom’s princess.” -Oh that’s good and all… Wait what about Skyla herself? Eh she’ll probably be fine! … Probably.- —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

“Yeah it’s strange, usually they try to fight back after I or one of my serfs stabbed them but she fell over after one stab to the neck. Strange.” -Riiight… anyways, probably best not to think too hard on it and move the body before police start piling up. —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

“Oh that would be wonderful! Dragging this thing around is making quite a mess! Plus all of her blood is getting all over the floor and even on my leg, disgusting!” -Seeing her do any manual labor at all was impressive but she wouldn’t mind the help either, she was hardly a strong person. —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

-She’s suspiciously carrying around a duffel bag that’s bleeding heavily.- “Oh this has nothing to do with you, this harlot has had it coming for about a year now and I thought I’d speed up the process of my serfs doing it. … Do not speak of this to anyone or you’ll end up like her ok?”

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

“Oh wonderful! I knew you would, this is why I always go to you for advice!” -The mermaid eagerly hugged the other, she was never one to know personal space after all. Still it was clear she was excited about this revelation.- “Now about the air people, it’s clear their numbers are large. —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

“Only if you wanted to help in that process too, or only if you wanted to help a poor defenseless princess like me. Besides, the air people may come for you next and I don’t want to see one of my favorite friends be hurt by those fiends!” -She was telling the truth, just in her own Miranda way.-

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

“Oh it would be so nice of you to help me! Usually I’d have to drag people to me to make them hear me out but you listen no matter what! You’re like, the best person a princess like me could ask for and you’re always so helpful too!” -If anyone asked, she got this level of gaslighting from Vera.-

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THE RAZOR. @shiftingmound.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Women

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

“Oh wonderful! My wishes have been answered!” -For better or for worse…- “Now then, would you be someone nice and kind and help me plot the destruction of the air people. I could really use your help after all~”

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

@deathfulconstruct.bsky.social “I need something to entertain myself with… Preferably someone gullible and easily manipulated hmmm.” -…Why is Miranda staring at her?-

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

“You mean my sisters correct? Usually only bellanda gets very involved with warfare. The other two prefer more diplomatic relations than war like we both do. Even if it’s the…much more boring and less bloody option.” -She didn’t hold any resentment to her sisters, far from it. —>

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Miranda Vanderbilt @merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

-The princess’s face morphed into a pout at the question being asked. Clearly it was one she knew well.- “Unfortunately we’ve had serval casualties to the dreaded air people. Even with our advanced weapons they’re sometimes too air borne to hit! —>

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