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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/02/2026

Bad idea. ICE is pre-funded by the BBB. Also, CBP is just as bad if not worse and also pre-funded by the BBB. Severing ICE gives away any leverage we have to shut down the rest of DHS. We should be demanding to defund ICE/CBP of its BBB money and shut down ALL of DHS if they don’t agree.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Records indicate Tom Cruise is 62 years old and generously 5 feet 7 inches tall

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

The unnamed South African billionaire technocrat wannabe Martian abandoning his children while cavorting with a child rapist could legitimately be anyone.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Panic ensued after routine constitutional violations were publicly described.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

After being criticized for an illegal arrest, ICE demanded employment records to check who else might look employable in the wrong way.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

A litigant seeking $10 billion from his own tax authority expressed concern about bureaucratic waste in child development.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Character was vouched for by an unnamed friend who may or may not appear in the Epstein files.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Review of Epstein files was deprioritized in favor of closing the Kennedy Center and issuing branded headwear.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

A question about Epstein survivors was deflected through personal grievance, as per usual.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Chemical agents were deployed as a peace-keeping measure.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

This term does blow. And without the aid of windmills.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Federal safety operations have tripled the Minneapolis homicide rate

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Emergency funding expired after being used to normalize emergency conditions. Entered into the Bureau ledger.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Symbolic restoration of national greatness was achieved through the issuance of a hat.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

As part of Department of War Crimes integration, Scouting America is instructed to retire Trail Life USA and annex the Girl Scouts.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Economic consequences were geographically waived to ensure continuity of Susan Collins.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

The governing standard proposed is belief prevalence, under which historical accuracy becomes optional once disbelief achieves sufficient scale.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

The right to bear arms remains intact, provided it is not exercised by the wrong person at the wrong time with the wrong result.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

The Pope was informed that borders are biblical, just, and above papal review.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

A bruised ego was addressed as a public emergency.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Crudités are approved as treatment for everything. Ledger updated.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Mullin suggests states stop paying federal taxes.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Supplemental evidence submitted in support of the Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Finding: Laughter occurs only in the absence of intent. Comedic recognition therefore not conferred.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Corporate Bullshit Syndicate (CBS) under Bari Weiss

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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 31/01/2026

More than 34,000 Minnesotans signed up to be trained as ICED observers with various activist groups in recent weeks, many of them since Jan. 7, when a federal agent shot and killed Renée Good.

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Thousands of new ICE watchers hit the streets after two killings

Minnesotans outraged by the killings of Renée Good and Alex Pretti have signed up in large numbers to monitor and protest ICE with other activists.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

(3) • A self-described space colonist with substantial capital holdings, actively concentrating housing demand through workforce relocation and speculative development.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

(2) Reports may include: • A non-human television character residing illegally in a suburban garage and consuming local pets. • A non-human cinematic refugee occupying temporary shelter while seeking interstellar repatriation. Or

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

The Department attributed housing scarcity to the presence of “aliens,” resolving the issue without addressing supply, wages, or capital concentration.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Separate institution. Identical standards.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

CBS editorial boundaries adjusted to accommodate social familiarity with Epstein.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Early-stage anti-fascist radicalization observed among students.

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sixpenceee none the richer @kagredon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

2026 Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content (Substance not Reviewed) for Melania (a film-like creation)

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

2026 Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content (Substance not Reviewed) for Melania (a film-like creation)

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

2026 Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content (Melania)

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Relevant correspondence was omitted from the Melania film.

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Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 30/01/2026

Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday. 📷️: Aaron Lavinsky

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Access to prenatal care limited under pro-life regime policies.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Lutnick retroactively assets reputational distance from Epstein. Record updated.

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Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau.bsky.social · 30/01/2026