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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford

@meriah.bsky.social
335 followers 486 following 28 posts

College professor, private investigator, writer, editor, hiker, chocolate addict. I do research around point of view and trauma, write mysteries and a bunch of other stuff, and I collect inkwells, cool rocks, and books.

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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
For the rest of eternity, anyone who hires someone with DOGE on their resume is a traitor.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I'm more of a shell person.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Will there be a recording, by any chance? This sounds wonderful and fascinating.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Thank you for your service.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
So, whatever happened with Kim Kardashian and law school? Did she pass the bar? Why haven't there been updates recently?
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I was complaining the other day about how dull a name Milky Way is for a whole, stunning galaxy. Who can I talk to about getting a name change? She deserves something better.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
How is anyone this stupid?
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
Thought I might have been hacked but no... Apparently Facebook is down. Tragic! Or whatever.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
I've been struggling with a work problem for days now, trying to come up with a solution or figure out who to talk to about it. Tonight, I took a shower, pondered, and the solution came to me. So, if you've been wondering what the point is even of showering, there you go.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Thoughts and prayers.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
You spoke to people? I'm so sorry. *Hugs*
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Time to think about doing some kegels.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Weaponizing monkey bread is wrong.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Thanks, Marie Callendar!
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
First you have to tap the microphone...
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
No thank you.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
I'm sold!
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
This will definitely work. You should start a movement.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Doing something is better than doing nothing.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Pay your writers, loser.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
4. The blackberry hold must be a generation thing?
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Sounds like my workplace.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
I tried to unsubscribe from a Twitter notification email this morning. The screen flashed and took me back to the email. They can't even keep their basic links working! Twitter is on fire y'all. Not in a good way.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
Holy cow, it's Friday! That's the best! Whoop whoop! Ok, back to work.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Here's my fluffy orange cat for ya.
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Why is the recruiter calling you kiddo?
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Does it come with a free check mark or is that extra?
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Meriah Lysistrata Crawford @meriah.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
D'Argo wishes you a very drooly day.
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