merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026so called “animal lovers” working at petco and holding tree frogs with their bare hands 070
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026not my grandpa is literally dying but bc me and my mom work at the same place she’s making me go to work today 020
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026btw don’t become a teacher or you will literally only get $200 a week if you’re hourly during summer school 110
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026me 🤝 fully passing out while getting ready and still going to work 040
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 02/07/2026when ppl ask if my tattoos have meaning i lie and say only one for my dead friend but i also have an apple for twilight…. 110
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 01/07/2026yall tracking down my other socials has locals calling me merde 020
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 26/06/2026working w a whole bunch of mothers is knowing some of your coworkers hit their kids and still think they know more than you abt child development bc you don’t have kids 040
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 26/06/2026kitten fell asleep somewhere random last night and i couldn’t find him until 5:55am 000
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 21/06/2026i called out my friends who are drag queens a few weeks ago for being shitty friends and did you know they decided to no longer invite me to a single pride event so i’ve been lonely and sad 030
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026love driving west and catching the beautiful blue ridge mountains on the horizon 140
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026these cute ass little backdrops of poison at the bot gardens 180
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026was sweating so hard in the botanical gardens my sunburn started peeling 020
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026thought abt going to see the nasty ass reflection pool when i was in dc earlier 040
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 16/06/2026half the week i am unable to move my neck and shoulder from sleeping on my left side and then i forget again after 24 hours and repeat 020
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 16/06/2026if you live near me and you sell ur farm for a data center i’m gonna burn ur last crop yield 060
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 16/06/2026i haven’t gone to any pride events im so over it 170
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 16/06/2026little bottle baby is growing his munching teeth and can drink the milk out of the bowl without the bottle YIPPIE 382
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 15/06/2026i went to the beach on saturday and forgot sunscreen on only the top of my back 040
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 15/06/2026i only get two weeks of vacay and did you know my eye was swollen shut the entire first week 130
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 10/06/2026woke up w my eye swollen shut bc some twink’s envy gave me the evil eye 000
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 07/06/2026on friday the neighborhood kids found a 3 week old kitten in front of my house so now i am syringe feeding kitten milk to a kitty 050
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 07/06/2026found out some heartbreaking information that i am not the first gay family member, im just the first who was able to come out 170
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 29/05/2026having “friends” who still do cocaine after my cousin was killed doing a laced bump at the bar we all go to is such cognitive dissonance 180
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 15/05/2026i got The Hitter™️ today and The Finger Bender™️ but it’s okay bc we are supposed to change every day and everyday other than today i had The Bug Murderer™️ 110
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 13/05/2026i auditioned for a community theatre show yesterday and i don’t think i got a callback which is crazy bc i was the only professional actor who auditioned 160
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 10/05/2026someone just reposted a video of otters and i live on a river town and apparently theres otters but they’re nocturnal so we never see them 😭😭 020
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 04/05/2026******** from drag race keeps facetuning herself and my friends to shit 020
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 03/05/2026little sister found a vintage beaded designer gown for prom for $9… jealousy is my middle name 140
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 03/05/2026my petite but thick girlies : gap teen 18-20 is like a women’s medium but correct length 130
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 01/05/2026was supposed to be paid yesterday and still haven’t been today 😭😭😭 030
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 30/04/2026bullying really does a number on you bc what do you mean my coworkers don’t like me so i’m considering quitting 020
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 30/04/2026special ed teachers go home and think about if they deserve to live another day 020
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 30/04/2026new coworkers all hate me … do we think it’s bc i’m young and beautiful? 2100
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 28/04/2026jk i just quit my job 7 days in bc i asked for a 5 minute break and was told im not cut out for my job if i need 5 minutes 2110
merde 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @merdemaid.bsky.social · 27/04/2026first time being hit by a student was today and not an hour later another student smacked tf out of me 130
