𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I feel like it’ll go perfectly well! 000
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𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 25/07/2025❛ Aren’t you also running for president? ❜ 🤨 000
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𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 19/06/2025That goes for you too Bluesky! LOCK THE FUCK IN! 011
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𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 01/05/2025❛ So I took up a new part time job, I’m cleaning up crime scenes for the mob and i already found two dead bodies! You won’t believe what happened in the apartment I just cleaned. ❜ 100
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𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 06/02/2025❛ Ah, so I’m back to directing good ol Mike here! ❜ ⦑ You think you’re safe? ⦒ ❛ WAIT A MINUTE— ❜ 000
𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 06/02/2025❛ So I found this place, it’s like the office but you’re in a dream world and you have to solve puzzles to wake up! Kinda like dream therapy in a way! ❜ ⦑ . . .Are you talking about Superliminal Wade? ⦒ ❛ Yeah! I think that’s what it’s called! . . . Don’t you fucking dare— ❜ 100
𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 30/01/2025❛ I’M BACK AT THIS FUCKING PLACE AGAIN! ❜ 000
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𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025❛ HELP! MY WRITER IS EVIL! NOT THE WHIRLYGIG! ❜ 020
𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025❛ It all worked out! ❜ ⦑ On sight Wade. ⦒ ❛ What are you gonna do bout it? ❜ ⦑ =) ⦒ ❛ WAIT— ❜ 000
𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025❛ Ooo! You reached the room with the detonators! ❜ ⦑ That’s not even— ⦒ ❛ Buttons for something! ❜ 000
𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025❛ I may be Deadpool! That’s my name! ❜ 010
𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025❛ Would you rather hit that button for four hours? Be honest! ❜ ⦑ WHO WOULD HIT THAT BUTTON FOR FOUR HOURS?! ⦒ ❛ My point exactly! ❜ 010
𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025❛ . . .let it burn— ❜ ⦑ WADE??? ⦒ ❛ YOU ALWAYS DO IT YOU DON’T GET TO TALK! ❜ ⦑ Thin ice Wade. ⦒ 000
𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025❛ Don’t panic! It’s gonna work out! ❜ ⦑ He’s in a broken part of the— ⦒ ❛ ITS ALL GONNA WORK OUT! ❜ 000
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𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025❛ See now there a few options here! Either ride the platform to the other side or hop off on the platform underneath! ❜ ⦑ Oh so you know that— ⦒ ❛ Hopping off without anything will reset! ❜ ⦑ . . .he’s right. ⦒ 000
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𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Tyler. Where are y’all coming from— Hi— 000
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𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025❛ SORAAAAAAAAA— ❜ ⦑ This ain’t the worse you’ve been through, CALM THE FUCK DOWN! ⦒ 000
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𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025❛ You know that once place you guys never want to go and always crash out at the writers? ❜ 000
𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025❛ Y̶o̶u̶'r̶e̶ i̶n̶ t̶h̶e̶ p̶l̶a̶c̶e̶ w̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ o̶f̶f̶i̶c̶e̶ h̶a̶s̶ m̶u̶l̶t̶i̶p̶l̶e̶ e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶s̶— ❜ 000
𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 @mercwiththemouth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025❛ So there may have been a fuck up in the void— ❜ 000
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