Sign in

Michael Eppers 🌊

@meppers.bsky.social
4.5K followers 4.5K following 225 posts

Old white guy Democrat. Retired. Atheist. Dog lover. I watch a lot of television. White Sox and Bears fan.

PostsRepliesMedia
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Mt. Shasta will now be Mt. Diet Coke.
010
Reposted by Michael Eppers 🌊
Physicians for a Healthy Democracy @physiciandemocracy.medsky.social · 08/01/2025
4438481268
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Noooooo!
000
Reposted by Michael Eppers 🌊
Sam Schwartz @samuelschwartz.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
For anyone keeping score at home.
515852
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I wouldn’t be surprised if Cheetolini tries to rename Mt. Shasta to Mt. Diet Coke.
030
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This stupid three toed howler monkey doesn’t even realize that Mexico is a part of North America. Worthless ignorant and a waste of time per usual for the GOP. www.rawstory.com/marjorie-tay...
rawstory.com
Marjorie Taylor Greene vows to introduce bill to rename 'Gulf of Mexico' for America
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) vowed to introduce legislation to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the "Gulf of America" after President-elect Donald Trump promised to make the change.Trump first revea...
051
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
He has lost his goddamn mind. Everyone knows who I’m talking about.
010
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Just a reminder kids. youtu.be/IobtCDkJKDc?...
youtu.be
Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (Visualizer)
YouTube video by FrankZappaVEVO
020
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I said “so far so good, we haven’t lost power” to my wife. Now I’m outside turning, spitting and throwing salt over my shoulder.
010
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The worst part about J6? The orange piece of shit will be sworn in as president in a few days. Fuck.
010
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The Pope is trolling Trump. www.cnn.com/2025/01/06/e...
cnn.com
Pope appoints Trump critic to be archbishop of Washington, DC | CNN
Pope Francis has appointed Cardinal Robert McElroy, a vocal defender of migrants and critic of Donald Trump’s first administration, as the next archbishop of Washington, DC.
020
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Winter storm Blair. Linda Blair.
010
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
When they named this winter storm Blair, we all thought the same thing, right?
010
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
000
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
000
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Pictures taken 3 and a half hours apart. One at 3am and one at 6:30am. Yes I still have Christmas decorations up.
120
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Preparing for a snowstorm with possible power outages. My number one priority? Download something to my tablet so I have something to keep me entertained.
171
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a top hat and a bow tie is smiling with his hand on his forehead .
ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a bow tie is smiling with his hand on his forehead .
020
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
There’s a storm cumming.
030
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
We’re fucked. 😉
030
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Me: The holidays are over. Wife: They aren’t over until I say they’re over.
030
Reposted by Michael Eppers 🌊
Heather Turiello @heatherturiello.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
21094
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Here’s to another New Year’s Day without a hangover.
media.tenor.com
a puppy is yawning while sitting in a cup of coffee .
ALT: a puppy is yawning while sitting in a cup of coffee .
010
Reposted by Michael Eppers 🌊
David Torgerson @davidt56.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year
221
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a bald man with glasses is holding a glass of wine and laughing while saying i see what you did there .
ALT: a bald man with glasses is holding a glass of wine and laughing while saying i see what you did there .
010
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I’m saying Happy New Year now because my old ass will be in bed soon.
media.tenor.com
a fireworks display with the words happy new year written in white
ALT: a fireworks display with the words happy new year written in white
050
Reposted by Michael Eppers 🌊
BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Holy shit, this is 100% accurate 😆
467138883944
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
To my family in Japan.
media.tenor.com
a neon sign that says happy new year 2025 on it
ALT: a neon sign that says happy new year 2025 on it
021
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
My sons texted this picture as a missed opportunity for a Christmas gift to me. Cruel, but very funny. The “S” in history is a nice touch.
020
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Christmas wrapping paper that was on sale for 50% off.
010
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I’m rewatching Fringe. The humor is under appreciated. There are times when the John Noble character is hilarious.
010
Reposted by Michael Eppers 🌊
Ginger Snap @hotmess.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Boston Sma... @smalls2672
Its really incredible. It really is.
watching maga despise education and shit on ppl who go to college and call these campuses indoctrination centers, while bitching that they're being replaced by immigrants.
Only to then argue that we need educated immigrants to come and do their jobs.
Absolutely mind blowing.
1248
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
They were “ill prepared” , that is exactly what a Sasquatch would like you to think.
0240
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
020
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Instead of a maintenance guy, they need a priest to perform an exorcism.
020
Reposted by Michael Eppers 🌊
George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
This nails it perfectly.
402326966554
Reposted by Michael Eppers 🌊
Nick Varga @karaoke-god.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Katie got a new white board for Christmas.
0125
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Live your life so people aren’t joyfully anticipating your death.
010
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
It’s Christmas! And on Christmas we..
media.tenor.com
a group of cartoon characters sitting under a christmas tree .
ALT: a group of cartoon characters sitting under a christmas tree .
020
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:
190
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:
020
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Me to the dogs - No you do not need a treat, you just ate. I give them a treat just because they sit there looking cute. Wife calls me P-Whipped. Puppy Whipped
110
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Can I eat some of the Christmas candy and cookies now?
020
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
‘Twas the night before Christmas and ALL the creatures were stirring because you all wait until the last minute.
000
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
And if your employees need government assistance to survive, you’re the ones benefiting from those programs.
000
Reposted by Michael Eppers 🌊
JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Every president should have a dog
21240971027
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Happy Holidays! www.cnn.com/2024/12/23/p...
cnn.com
House Ethics report finds evidence Matt Gaetz paid thousands for sex and drugs including paying a 17-year-old for sex in 2017 | CNN Politics
The House Ethics Committee found evidence that former Rep. Matt Gaetz paid tens of thousands of dollars to women for sex or drugs on at least 20 occasions, including paying a 17-year-old girl for sex ...
010
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I’m not a Hallmark movie fan. My wife convinced me to try this show. I’m 5 episodes in and it is pretty good. It has time travel and isn’t the usual sappy affair that Hallmark is known for.
000
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Wife - We need to cut down on all these streaming services. Me - There’s a Hallmark+ channel available on Amazon for an extra fee. Wife -
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a penguin looking out a window with a chair in the background
ALT: a cartoon of a penguin looking out a window with a chair in the background
000
Michael Eppers 🌊 @meppers.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
It’s the Sunday before Christmas. And on the Sunday before Christmas we..
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of spongebob holding a vacuum and ironing clothes
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob holding a vacuum and ironing clothes
020