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Helix

@meow.dad
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Large, fluffy, and in charge. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️Just a big kitty who's feline fine. Tummy rub addict! sabertooth tiger fennec! Musician! Maker! Hacker! 💙 📷, 💽, 🛠️⚙️, snugs and soft things🔞 Chicago Demi Taken My opinions don’t represent those of my fintech employer.

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Helix @meow.dad · 28/09/2026
💚💙 @yeenwubz.bsky.social
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Helix @meow.dad · 28/09/2026
What what sabertooth butt!
A blue sabertooth tiger fursuit butt on the dance floor showing that money maker
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Helix @meow.dad · 28/08/2026
But it’s the same idea, both a lightsaber and a blade break molecular bonds. One with heat and the other with pressure
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Helix @meow.dad · 28/08/2026
Niceee
A United Airlines seat map in a very naughty arrangement
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Helix @meow.dad · 22/08/2026
Unfortunately, they do vote quite a lot.
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Helix @meow.dad · 22/08/2026
Tho in the real world if “edge" specifically means a “cutting edge" Then surface area of the cylinder functions as a single, continuous, 360-degree cutting edge. One swing one cut from any direction
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Helix @meow.dad · 22/08/2026
Buuuuut if you think about it’s circular cross-section through the lens of calculus where P = limit as n approaches infinity of (n * s_n) = 2 * pi * r It would have infinite edges as you approach its limit
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Helix @meow.dad · 22/08/2026
Ok I think I figured it out. Depend on the lens you used to evaluate it. From what you say with Euclidean geometry, edge is defined as the line segment where two flat faces intersect and would have zero edges.
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Helix @meow.dad · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Cat: *slowly paws the glass closer and closer to the edge of the table until it falls to the floor and shatters* :3
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Helix @meow.dad · 21/08/2026
Darn checked on street view and the removed the livable city part :/
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Helix @meow.dad · 21/08/2026
Are light sabers infinite edged swords?
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Helix @meow.dad · 01/08/2026
I’m like a rotisserie chicken when it comes to spooning.
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Helix @meow.dad · 17/07/2026
Do it! Get me! I dare you :3
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Helix @meow.dad · 12/07/2026
¿Por qué no los dos?
A two-panel comic adaptation of the "Two Buttons" or "Daily Struggle" meme. In the top panel, a bony, skeletal hand hovers nervously over two identical red buttons on a control panel. In the bottom panel, the Grim Reaper (a skeleton wearing a dark hooded cloak) looks extremely distressed and is sweating profusely while wiping its skull with a white cloth, clearly struggling to make a difficult choice between the two buttons. Buttons are labeled Mitch McConnell and (finger is closer to this) Lindsey Graham.
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das brot @ohmybrot.de · 28/06/2026
#Pride is about being seen. Pride is about guiding others. Be a lighthouse.
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Helix @meow.dad · 07/06/2026
Feral ipsum, dolor sit uwu.
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Helix @meow.dad · 04/06/2026
Please don’t punish birds for masturbating www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
theguardian.com
Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts
Study finds activity is not harmful or caused by stress of captivity – and is in fact more common in wild birds
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Helix @meow.dad · 31/05/2026
Shut up and take my money <3
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Helix @meow.dad · 30/05/2026
Draw me like one of your Kalos region Charizards
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Helix @meow.dad · 12/05/2026
It’s exists in a can too.
A 12oz can of Dr Pepper limited edition creamy coconut zero sugar
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Helix @meow.dad · 12/05/2026
If you’re curious, the new Starfox Designs definitely have animal [redacted] between their legs.
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Helix @meow.dad · 19/04/2026
Ooooo it’s finally here! 12GB RAM QCS6490 SBC from over seas.
Dragon Q6A
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Helix @meow.dad · 07/04/2026
Big Kitty Crème.
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Helix @meow.dad · 03/04/2026
Animal cereal is best cereal 🥣
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Helix @meow.dad · 03/04/2026
Attention all Protogen and Synths! We have a new name for the two round things where the LEDs don’t shine: youtu.be/4EvTVWT9ZS4
youtu.be
More ‘clanker' balls installed on Delaware roads
YouTube video by NBC10 Philadelphia
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Helix @meow.dad · 18/03/2026
Super adorable <3
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Helix @meow.dad · 15/03/2026
Why is Charizard so hot? (And don’t say it’s because he’s fire type)
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Helix @meow.dad · 12/03/2026
Feels bad I had to send this to my mother in our family group chat. “Please stop posting fake AI slop posing to be real people. Thanks, love you.” She’s pretty media savvy for her age demographic, so I can only imagine the toxicity this is causing in her generation.
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Helix @meow.dad · 02/03/2026
Her takes are pretty good now, no?
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Helix @meow.dad · 02/03/2026
One country’s stupid actions always make my life miserable :/ Just a friendly reminder that someone’s appearance or upbringing in a particular religion doesn’t automatically mean the actions of a single nation shrouded in that religion represent their beliefs.
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Helix @meow.dad · 25/02/2026
No, snow removal service.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
BREAKING: A memorial for Kristi Noem’s dog has been erected in Chicago
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Helix @meow.dad · 23/02/2026
Yeahhhhh I moved to payment processing and financial infrastructure….
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Helix @meow.dad · 23/02/2026
If you angle it just right, you can plow right to the curb.
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Helix @meow.dad · 23/02/2026
I miss doing XR dev
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Helix @meow.dad · 23/02/2026
But what about tummy?
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Helix @meow.dad · 23/02/2026
It’s less about the size and more about how you use it to plow.
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Helix @meow.dad · 23/02/2026
█████ should be sent to jail for ████████ children. Everyone knows it.
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Helix @meow.dad · 23/02/2026
Don’t size shame the plow. Even with a smaller plow he can remove more than enough snow.
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Helix @meow.dad · 09/02/2026
Friend shapes
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Helix @meow.dad · 08/02/2026
Deer derg! Love it !
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Helix @meow.dad · 08/02/2026
Ohhhhh myyyyy
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Helix @meow.dad · 07/02/2026
Ooo so curious now
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Helix @meow.dad · 07/02/2026
Be the cartoon you wanna be. #rawr #meow
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Helix @meow.dad · 07/02/2026
If it’s a fun project I’ll make some music for ya!
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Helix @meow.dad · 07/02/2026
WELCOME TO TEEFS
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Helix @meow.dad · 07/02/2026
OH LAWD BORB
A really thick statue of an obese bird.
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Helix @meow.dad · 06/02/2026
Sometimes it can be helpful to kickstart your changing eating habits because you won’t be as hungry. I’m down to talk about it. Feel free to dm me
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Helix @meow.dad · 06/02/2026
Peak bathroom mat design.
A blond strait haired female presenting model wearing jeans and a white v neck holding up  bathroom mat that is made from the letters FUCK with a multi color outline. She is sitting on a wood floor in front of a couch. She has a big smile similar to the “eating a salad smiling” meme. In the around is a typical American suburban backyard with a bush that has purple flowers. The background is out of focus.
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Helix @meow.dad · 06/02/2026
Have you tried GLP-1s? They really are game changing.
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