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MentalWard

@mentalward.bsky.social
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Joker. Timbers fan. Cat herder.

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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 21h
If you get the opportunity to visit Jasper National Park you won't be disappointed.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blue collar jobs wear out the body. Bad knees, bad backs, and arthritic hands.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"CYBERCUCK"
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Rain!
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly was a great example of what a person should be. Go out and be the person she would be proud of.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There is a woman in my neighborhood who goes jogging with three goats on leashes.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What knockers!
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Stay inside if you can. This smoke is really bad.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Getting smokey outside.
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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@kelseybaker.bsky.social is so good with a camera. #RCTID
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me!
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nope. Never enough.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Turn around bright eyes.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Very nice.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That has to have been one of the greatest world cup games ever.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm seeing a lot of effort being put into driving wedges between Democrats.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It's just that we're really excited about the world cup!
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
YOU ARE A BETTER FATHER THAN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
You're a better human than the president of the United States.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm watching the world cup games!
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It's a Dick Dick!
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
To the people walking dogs in my neighborhood. Thanks for picking up your dog poo. STOP LEAVING THE FULL BAGS ON THE GROUND. PUT THEM IN THE GARBAGE CANS!
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Great sunrise!
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Fireworks at 5am is not cool.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I hate the East Wind. It's the worst part of living here.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Just saw a young guy try drifting his Lexus on MLK. Not surprised to see him hit a tree.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Woodburn company stores needs a sports bar.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Of course I had to recheck the story and it turns out that it's probably not about the plague.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Do you know what the meaning behind "Ring Around the Rosie"? It's from the bubonic plague in Europe. The family in front of me in line was singing and dancing it as we were waiting to get our COVID-19 shot.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
If you leave a dirty diaper anywhere other than a garbage bin you are a trash person and probably doing a trashy job raising your child.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
You have no idea.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Waiting to get into the new 99 Ranch store.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Nature..uhh...finds a way.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Sometimes I feel like a pile of broken pallets. Sometimes I feel great and I have the wind at my back.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Going to the zoo is fun. Going tothe zoo and drinking beer is even better.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Sleeping with the windows open. Woke up to the smell of plastic burning. I got up and looked around inside and out. Nothing. Now I'm not going to be able to go back to sleep.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
It's a good thing they put this big name plate on the shopping cart. I might have forgotten where I am.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Our beloved cat Pickles was put to sleep today. Very sad.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Behind every great woman is a guy checking out her ass.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Saving the planet one hummingbird at a time.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Just tried a new place for us. Bag O' Crab was pretty good.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
On a evolutionary timeline, we just climbed down out of the trees 15 minutes ago.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
They're too adorable to eat!
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
This is a real product.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
It's going to be a nice quiet day today. I forgot my hearing aids.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I have one. Vision on. It was a BBC children's program mostly directed at deaf children.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
And it's not the first time I've seen a piano fall out of a truck.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I took a load of garbage to the dump today. The truck next to me tossed four pianos out. Two full size upright, a spinet, and a baby grand. Surprisingly they don't make the sound that you think that they would.
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MentalWard @mentalward.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Crap.
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