Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 01/09/2025can i have like 50 of these little dudes? 🏴💗 010
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 24/04/2025this pretty much sums up yesterday: when you’re handed a F*CK taco for lunch. there are so many directions i could take this. yes, sir. thanks for the free F*CK taco. i don’t think that means what you think that means. 000
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 03/04/2025when your new crystal skull shows up and you’re so happy but then so sad because they’re shutting down due to tariffs… 020
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 03/04/2025so they tried to ban it. Twice. But this is happening. June 24 (also vagina appreciation day) now on amazon! 030
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Banned. Banned on appeal. Held hostage in book purgatory. Had to “pay” to speak to customer service. now…oh wait, we’d love to work with you! isn’t this literary gaslighting? or just abuse. 000
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 16/03/2025my cat loves bags. like must lay on them. anyone else? 160
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 12/03/2025spring is on its way (you can’t see the hundreds of busy little pollinators enjoying the flowers) 090
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 08/03/202548 hours in NYC promoting my upcoming book: Quickies: 100 Little Lessons for Living Sexily Ever After in Midlife. the fact that the old book distributor banned it for being “p0rn” is irrelevant on this beautiful day. HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY! 030
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 06/03/2025substack.com/@hbartos/not...substack.comMidlife Women Are the True MonstersApparently, I am a very, very dangerous woman. 000
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 06/03/2025yesterday i found 16 pens in my purse. today, when i need one…i found one old crusty one in a pocket. why they punking’ me 040
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 06/03/2025since when is discussing and educating on midlife womens sexuality porn?? 110
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 01/03/2025To me… right now what would be super hot and sexy would be to have Henry Cavill over… doing all my spring cleaning while i sit and drink iced tea. Damn. 180
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 01/03/2025midlife women! clearly recent events have shown us it’s time to unlock GODDESS mode. watch out, world. 040
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 27/02/2025the highest rate for suicide in women is between the ages of 45-50. is it coincidence it happens around menopause. Mental health at midlife! we need to discuss it more 050
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 24/02/2025when i was in my 20s, i loved to travel. Now, there’s nothing like coming home to my own bed. And toilet.media.tenor.coma woman holds a roll of toilet paper over her head with the number 888 on itALT: a woman holds a roll of toilet paper over her head with the number 888 on it 051
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 22/02/2025ok gals: what’s the sexiest city for women? 000
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 18/02/2025why do kids always look so angelic when they’re sick and i look like an unshowered hag of hell?media.tenor.coma close up of a face with blonde hairALT: a close up of a face with blonde hair 010
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 15/02/2025happy GALentine’s Day, ladies! let’s all be women who support each other! 💗media.tenor.coma woman is sitting in a chair and asking if she will be my galentineALT: a woman is sitting in a chair and asking if she will be my galentine 070
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 14/02/2025It was bad enough being a woman's health provider in Texas. Now to be a doctor in America with abject idiots in control of our health? I may be out.media.tenor.coma woman says you 're a schmuck in front of a man in a brown jacketALT: a woman says you 're a schmuck in front of a man in a brown jacket 020
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 11/02/2025why is it one minute i feel full of hope and life is grand? and the next it is abject fear and dismal outlook? there is no in-between. rough times these are, my friends. 020
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 10/02/2025watching the big game with our elf in the shelf who is doing WFH this year from north pole (they have a remote program) so far the ruffs are 14, fluffs 3 go puppy bowl!! 020
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 09/02/2025thrifting with my Gen Z kid and she’s super excited to find a…wait for it.. Bill Blass blazer. i’m like what the actual…?!!!media.tenor.coma woman is talking to another woman in a room and saying `` vintage so adorable '' .ALT: a woman is talking to another woman in a room and saying `` vintage so adorable '' . 000
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I’m a gen x-er. I like my to-do list on a partially used, beat up, wide-ruled Mead notebook.media.tenor.coma person is holding a yellow notebook and the words you official are visibleALT: a person is holding a yellow notebook and the words you official are visible 041
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 02/02/2025the older i get, the more Stevie Nicks singing “silver springs” feeds my soul.media.tenor.coma woman singing into a microphone with the words stevie nicks for president written below herALT: a woman singing into a microphone with the words stevie nicks for president written below her 060
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 31/01/2025beware of energy vampires out there. they are everywhere.media.tenor.coma drag queen with orange hair is making a funny face and saying energy vampire .ALT: a drag queen with orange hair is making a funny face and saying energy vampire . 060
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 29/01/2025i don’t care who gets angry at this post i have to speak what’s in my heart: cream cheese does NOT belong in sushi. 🍣 150
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 27/01/2025my Purple Rain tshirt got ruined in the wash and i’m having all kind of grief.media.tenor.coma purple rain logo with a silhouette of a manALT: a purple rain logo with a silhouette of a man 050
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 26/01/2025ummm, i don’t want Greenland. i mean, no offense to Greenland. 040
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 25/01/2025would you use a new treatment for menopausal dryness if it was made from pig vagina? science is working on this right now… 110
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 24/01/2025empowering other women is what we women are here to do!media.tenor.coma drawing of a woman with the word girl power on her armALT: a drawing of a woman with the word girl power on her arm 040
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 23/01/2025seriously. why is only one nostril open at a time? does nature not understand how much better i could think if i could breathe through both simultaneously? 030
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 22/01/2025At one point during the night do you just "get up" if you wake up? For me this morning, it was 0448. Ugh. Well, at least I made it past 3 a.m.media.tenor.coma woman is laying on a bed with a picture of flowers above her headALT: a woman is laying on a bed with a picture of flowers above her head 3100
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I was actually kind of happy that TT went away, but why such politics to do so? It all comes down to $ I'm afraid.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding a yellow book that says social media breakALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a yellow book that says social media break 040
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 13/01/2025why do men think they understand menopause? is it because the word “men” is in it?media.tenor.coma cat is laying down on a table with the words `` no '' written on its face .ALT: a cat is laying down on a table with the words `` no '' written on its face . 190
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025frozen shoulder at menopause. well, this sucks. who else? 550
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 06/01/2025it was a good day. even for a Monday. how was yours? 000
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 31/12/2024there’s a cardinal outside my window and he’s so pretty. he’s singing “believe in you” over and over 💗 or “beetlejuice” 🧟♂️ either way. it’s pretty. and I’d take Beetlejuice over Trump any day 050
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 31/12/2024less than 12 hours until ONE BILLION women in menopause take over the world 040
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 31/12/2024why do we always hide our bra and panties inside our clothes at the doctor? i do this, too. 170
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 30/12/2024ok i need to be honest. i do not like kidney beans. i do not like papaya. that is all. what foods can you finally admit you hate? 300
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Happy Hanukkah, Happy Boxing Day, and Happy Kwanzaa to those celebrating today! 000
Heather Bartos @menopauserocks.bsky.social · 15/12/2024insurance commonly denies these menopausal symptoms: 1. insomnia (because not sleeping is just part of being a woman?) 2. sex health (viagra was created by men for men) 3. weight gain (cosmetic, right? nothing to do with our health and self-esteem) 1132
