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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 05/04/2026

Big Jimmy Lumber guy over here

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 29/03/2026

It’s a shame Pete Crow-Armstrong doesn’t play for the Phillies because Peedi Batcrack is a way better nickname than PCA

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 18/03/2026

But to be fair I would have done that either way

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 18/03/2026

We all sang go cubs go at the bar

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 17/03/2026

I haven’t recruited this season, so this is the only time I’ll say you should really consider joining my nihilist fantasy baseball league where we all try to pick the worst guy: mendozaleague.com I’m not above asking you to share this with fellow comrades/derelicts

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THE 2026 MENDOZA STAKES

The 3rd Annual Running of the Bob Uecker Memorial Race to .200 - Live MLB batting average tracking

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 15/03/2026

I mean DR/Italy is like IT right

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 06/03/2026

The 2026 Mendoza Stakes lineup is complete and I am very entertained

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 06/03/2026

An analytics guy shaved his Mohawk even though he knew he was getting canned

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 04/03/2026

Peter Criss Morel will lead the big silly way

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 04/03/2026

It brings me great joy to know the voice of NBC baseball is aware of The Mendoza Stakes

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 28/02/2026

New Mendoza Lede sent out this afternoon.

Our email masthead which reads:

The
Mendoza Lede

No 1 Source for the 3rd Race to Two Hundred

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 25/02/2026

An entire stadium cheering over .01” — you can’t beat that by a mile

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 25/02/2026

I, personally, think ABS is a fuckin blast.

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 24/02/2026

With the Winn-Dixie promo embroidery come on

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 24/02/2026

I would never approve of someone buying, much less wearing an Atlanta Braves hat — but if you DID why would you get ANYTHING other than this eBay listing www.ebay.com/itm/15703560...

ebay.com

Pardon Our Interruption...

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 24/02/2026

Stop buying the new hats, don’t let them keep doing this. If you want a new hat go on eBay and buy a cool old hat from some weird hoarder who just wants to get rid of random cool shit they’ve accumulated over the past 35 years

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 22/02/2026

You can’t embed a Wikipedia article so I rebuilt a Wikipedia article on our web site

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 22/02/2026

This now makes your diamond a STAR this is efficiency

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 22/02/2026

There are two (2) Mendoza Stakes spots left, assuming Dylan Moore makes the Phillies opening day roster

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 21/02/2026

lol it’s Bo Naylor’s birthday

I quoted a birthday cake to show by the players name on their birthday

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 20/02/2026

BIG update at mendozaleague.com today: Now you can put a little horse by your guy so you remember who your guy is in like June

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THE 2026 MENDOZA STAKES

The 3rd Annual Running of the Bob Uecker Memorial Race to .200 - Live MLB batting average tracking

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 19/02/2026

Not gonna lie I really kind of wanna change everything to Baja blast seafoam green

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 19/02/2026

Tickets have officially been sold Ron Paul it’s all happening dot gif

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 17/02/2026

There’s probably one final season left where we still have an American and National League format, so I highly encourage everyone to use the terms Senior and Junior Circuit as much as they can while both still have meaning

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 17/02/2026

Both are reserved for American League batters

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 17/02/2026

Philadelphia invited Dylan Moore to Spring Training, so in theory there are only two spaces left in the 2026 Mendoza Stakes starting gate

P.C.A.
M. MURAKAMI
M. MUNCY
B. NAYLOR
O. CRUZ
C. MOREL
D. MOORE
L. ROBERT Jr.
N. CASTELLANOS

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 13/02/2026

Really wish that there were a place I could share just how disappointed I am about the fact that Jurrangelo Cijntje, the ambidextrous pitcher I’ve been following throughout his time at Mississippi State, is prob gonna play for the St. Louis Cardinals of all teams, what a bummer

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 13/02/2026

Formally stating here that if/when anybody signs Castellanos he’s *immediately* in the 2026 Mendoza Stakes

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 13/02/2026

The pizza sponsor patch on the sleeve is gonna go crazy though

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 12/02/2026

We’ve never had one that just says THE MENDOZA LEAGUE, should probably do that before baseball gets cancelled forever

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 12/02/2026

I’m a big fan of the Unicode horse

Mendoza League Buttons 2026

ASK ME ABOUT MY FANTASY BASEBALL TEAM

HITS ARE FOR SQUARES

AND THEY’RE OFF!

Horse

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 12/02/2026

Somebody asked me about my fantasy baseball team a couple weeks ago and I gave them last season’s yellow button. Nobody has asked me about this year’s blue button

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 09/02/2026

Manfred trying to figure out how to do that in the fifth inning of a World Series game

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 08/02/2026

This year the first half of the race is who will get closest to 200 At Bats, should be fun

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 08/02/2026

*blares the call to the post hard coded into our website’s html from my phone at full volume on the bus*

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 08/02/2026

I built a Race Simulator, click “Look at em go!” and enjoy the show

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 08/02/2026

I forgot I made an account for this website

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 03/11/2025

This might be the Wackiest sports have been since, say, 1996

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 02/11/2025

Worst part is you can’t be mad at it

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The Mendoza League @mendozaleague.com · 01/11/2025

Wild way to learn the ground rules at a ballpark I’ve never paid attention to before a few weeks ago

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