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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hey @garethjonestv.bsky.social , I’ve created a Chrome plug-in to modify the flag on the WRC live results board. 😀 Come on Elfyn!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Maybe now the media will stop their "Arsenal can do no wrong" hyperbole, and maybe the players will realise that if they want to retain the title, they'll actually have to work for it.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

That’s going to make autobiographies tricky.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

On a recent flight loads of people paid for speedy boarding. I didn’t bother and was last through the gate. However, there was a bus to take you to the plane. Last on the bus. First off. First on the plane. 😎

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Is the answer “Because 💰”?

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Raya was ridiculous last night. If Spain had played him they’d have won the World Cup two games earlier.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I was asked “Will you hit the ground running on day one?” I said “I doubt it. I have a ton of new systems to learn, and I’m sure you’ll have a ton of HR forms and mandatory training for me to do”. I got the job!

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’m not sure why I felt the need to clarify this, but I’m liking your post. I am absolutely not “like”-ing what you are posting about.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Woaaah. We’re halfway there. Woaaah! Aliadiaire! 🤣

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Between seeing Bon Jovi at Wembley on Friday and that game, I officially have no voice left!

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

When deadline day passed and he was still here, I had false hope. Given we didn’t sign a replacement, we should have hung onto him. 😩

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Same goes for “PIN Number”.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’m not sure I actually want him. Or more to the point, I don’t want any player who doesn’t want to be here. No matter how good they are.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Please can you pass this onto your UX design team and ensure you test the design on some left handed people before releasing it. It’s a bit of an own goal I’m afraid. Your site is unusable to around 12% of your readership.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

@standard.co.uk.web.brid.gy Hi. Are you aware that your mobile interface is completely unusable if you’re left handed? Scrolling with your left thumb you naturally make a an arched curve up and to the left. (If you’re right handed it’s up and to the right). This triggers your “next article”.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Mr. Urdd is terrifying. That green and white triangle guy was the stuff of nightmares on a school residential trip in 1994.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Another 37 of those please!

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

They can see that traffic is going to a known VPN, they just can’t see what it is or which site it goes to. However, your VPN provider can. So who do you trust more? Your ISP, or VPN? One of them gets to see all the sites you visit. You choose which.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I guess it’s all about the small print. He could still go at the end of 2027 I’m willing to bet.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

That’s disappointing. I’d have loved to see him race somewhere else.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Awesome. Although I take exception to the haircut comment. Got mine done at the Turkish barbers in Neath last week. I look Marvelous!

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Brands aren’t worth what people think they are. If the day comes to split from the FIA and we’re forced to call F1 something else, we’ll figure it out, and we won’t look back.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I think it’s “Anon Statement of fact” on this occasion.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

My maths teacher always used to say if you fail to specify a unit, he’ll choose it for you. So pay them in 4 and a half fingernails and claim they should have been more specific.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Let me know if I’ve overdone the “Encanto” reference. 😀

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

He comes from Brazil but his name's not Gabi. He plays for Arsenal now over land and sea. Your goal's in trouble when he starts to take aim. But even when he scores we won't sing his name, because.... We don't talk about Bruno. No no. We don't talk about Bruno!

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

73?!? I’m not having that. Someone’s mis-counted. Surely it was at most 10 years ago he got mobbed on the in-lap at Silverstone?

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

53,800 of these bad boys are landing in Clacton. Ain’t they beauts? #VoteBinface

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

You seem to think this was presented to me as a negotiation. 😩

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

At my company our security team forbids us from giving details error messages as apparently that makes it easier for hackers. Maybe so, but it’s a bloody nightmare for everyone else when all I can give is “Whoops”.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

In fairness. Major sporting events like that are allocated about 8 years in advance. But I agree, they shouldn’t be getting anymore. Heck, I’d take the World Series off then.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The only thing Leopard print looks good on, is a leopard.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

@chainbear.bsky.social Can I be the first to get my Ricky Martin joke in as his favourite racetrack returns? … Ahhhhhh SEPANG! SEPANG!!

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Oh to. Oh to be. Oh to be a….

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Or perhaps the gig sold out so quickly (thanks to bots and resale sites) that seated tickets were all I could get.

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Welsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Get yours today 👍 bollocks.wales/collections/...

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Yeah, we’d both be on Pol Pot’s list! 😬

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Sorry, what’s “othering”?

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

It’s the distrust of smart people that bothers me the most in that show.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

An absolute Welsh legend. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I met him at COTA when he did a piece from our grandstand. I actually ended up taking a photo of him on his own phone (which was later posted on the F1 feed). As he handed me the phone he said “Be careful, that’s got Lewis Hamilton’s Number in it” which l thought was a bit of a naff thing to say.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Don’t you mean: “…Agatha Christie and the Oxford comma?” 😜 And yes, I am just winding you up now.

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

For the Brexit vote my dad asked me who I wanted him to vote for, as it was my future not his. I loved my dad for a millions reasons, that was one of them.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years. Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Erm, so Reform’s message isn’t “Stop violence against women” it’s “put it off until at least the semis”. 😳

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MenaceF1 @menacef1.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

You don’t have to buy one every year. I typically get a new one every four years.

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