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✨Kenny ᵐᵉᵐᵘᵛᵈ ✨

@memuvd.bsky.social

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Pas grand chose. Errant. (My little drawings : @neokyne.bsky.social )

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✨Kenny ᵐᵉᵐᵘᵛᵈ ✨ @memuvd.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Dessin nul presque fini d’un visage triste

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✨Kenny ᵐᵉᵐᵘᵛᵈ ✨ @memuvd.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

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✨Kenny ᵐᵉᵐᵘᵛᵈ ✨ @memuvd.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Tant d’années de thérapie alors qu’il existait une leçon en 6 étapes sur une appli d’échec 🙉

Capture d’écran montrant la « Leçon suivante » des leçons disponibles sur le site/application d’échec « Chess.com » s’intitulant « Gérer ses émotions »

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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

just making my silly little drawings : )

cartoon drawing of a the artist's persona holding a piece of paper that says "my art : )" with a doodle sun in the corner. the artist's face looks sad and exhausted, but smiling. in the background, there's a few cartoon buildings on fire with "literally everything" pointing to it with an arrow

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✨Kenny ᵐᵉᵐᵘᵛᵈ ✨ @memuvd.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

While waiting to finish my fan-art, I repost a little drawing i made to test Procreate a little, and express a feeling i had lately :

Men lying on the ground sadly during the day, but happy to find his favorite show on the TV during the night

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-Boulet- @bouletcorp.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Oldies but Goodies - French is Weird 05 - "Butts"

Butts
In french a lot of expressions turn around "cul" (ass. But don't say the L, just say cu'). Of course we have the classic insults like "asshole" (trou du cul) and "assface" (tête de cul)
(We don't have "asshat", though. Which I deeply regret. I might try to use "cul-chapeau" next time I insult someone. I always imagine a butt with a top hat)
Even in common language we have those. I mean: it's not even rude to say:
Un cul-de-sac (a bag's ass) it just means a dead end
Cul-sec (dry ass) only means "Bottoms up!"
Un cul-de-lampe (lamp-ass) is a decoration in architecture
Cul-de-jatte (bowl's ass) is for a person without legs (even if this one is a very old term and is not technically rude, it is viewed as offensive to people with disability. Don't be an ass.)
More than just "ass", cul can mean sex in general (in some expressions)
Un plan-cul / une histoire de cul, both refer to casual sex. (image of a map with a butt on it / image of a butt in costume saying "oh, Romeo!) Un film de cul (an ass-movie) is a porn. (image of a butt saying "draw me like one of your french girls")

There are SO MANY expressions with cul that I can barely scratch the surface, Here are some of the most absurd/funniest ones:
Avoir la tête dans le cul: to have your head in your ass: means you are sleepy and/or hungover.
Avoir un balai dans le cul : to have a broom in your ass : to be strict and cold / uptight.
Avoir le cul bordé de nouilles : to have your ass surrounded by pasta: to be very lucky
Avoir le cul entre deux chaises: to have your butt between two chairs: to be conflicted, to be "on the fence"
Coûter la peau du cul: to cost the skin of the ass: to be really expensive
Péter plus haut que son cul: to fart higher than your ass: to be full of yourself, to be pretentions.
être comme cul et chemise: to be like ass and shirt: to be really close to someone
Se sortir les doigts du cul: to get your fingers out of your butt: to stop procrastinating and get to work
My personnal favorite is the old one: "et mon cul, c'est du poulet ?", which literally means "and is my ass made of chicken ?" it is a sarcastic expression for when you don't believe something someone just said.
A weird online theory says it could be the deformation of "mad ket'ch y-à poulenn" which would mean "and tomorrow will be sunny?" in Bretagne, a sarcasm since the region is very rainy) but it makes no sense at all and is likely an invention. The expression was popular in the 60s and appears in "zazie dans le métro" by Raymond Queneau, or the movie "la vérité" by Georges Clouzot.

Also, in everyday's life:
Un faux-cul "a fake-ass" is a hypocrite
To follow someone with insistance is "coller au cul" (to stick to the butt)
To fall pretty hard is "tomber cul par-dessus tête (to fall the ass over the head)
Oh, this one is universal: "MON CUL !" is just "My ass!"
To be lucky can also be AVOIR DU CUL (to have some ass),
a suck-up is a LÈCHE-CUL (a lick-ass)
If you are surprised/amazed, ça me troue le cul means "it pierces my ass", and if you are fed-up of something, J'EN AI PLEIN LE CUL means "my ass is full"
And last but not least, when you don't want to listen anymore: PARLE À MON CUL, MA TÊTE EST MALADE (Talk to my butt, my head is sick), a gracefull equivalent to "talk to my hand"
(Image of Boulet at a table with a butt. Boulet says "On the app, you had a face..." and the butt answers: "who cares? Gosh I'm starving! Do you like pasta?"

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✨Kenny ᵐᵉᵐᵘᵛᵈ ✨ @memuvd.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Malgré une période très (trop) compliquée, je me remet un peu à dessiner, et j'suis un peu fier de moi ✨ Surtout que c’est l’une des premières fois pour moi sur du numérique ! ✨ > Donc quoi de mieux comme premier post ici que le projet en cours : (Modèle : Gremlin Chibidoki )

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