Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 19/09/2025This morning my heart is tight. Over the past year or so, my old man Smokey had lost weight and quit grooming. He'd go off his food and hide for a day, and then bounce back. Yesterday was another "off" day. This morning, he was gone. He was a perfect cat. My next cat will be perfect as well. 070
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 06/08/2025My daughter and her husband are MLB fans. Saturday marks a significant day when Jen Pawol steps onto the field to umpire the Marlins and the Braves. She's worked tirelessly with the minor league and also at spring training. She should be invisible on the field. I celebrate her big league debut! 000
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I have already marked on my calendar that June 6th to June 10th are national strike days. June 14th, No Kings Day, follows close on its heels. 020
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I'm offering a glimpse into my alternative timeline. I can only doomscroll for limited windows during the day, but I can never get too much cat therapy. My daughter captured Rand with his head deep into a bag of Clancy's Pub Style pretzels, which are currently on my daughter's preferred snacks list. 040
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Convicted of lesser federal charges, but declared not guilty of all state charges is a gross miscarriage of justice, and I am ashamed: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing...en.wikipedia.orgKilling of Tyre Nichols - Wikipedia 020
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Matrim took a moment out of his busy day to pose for a photograph, cleverly using monitor displays to disguise his true career - keeping the home office free of elephants. You can infer that his career is booming, owing to the complete lack of elephants in the picture. 010
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 28/04/2025I'm rushing the summer season by eating popsicles. I buy sugar-free to keep the carbs down. I get the variety box, which contains strawberry, orange, and grape even though my favorite is banana, but that's because the sugar-free banana pops are the unicorns of the flavored frozen water treat world. 000
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 25/04/2025My daughter, no liberal but hates current leadership, has a charitable descriptor for Trump's SOD (Defense Secretary). It's "weak-willed toady." Not that we are maligning toads, but it seemed too good not to share. It should be used for the sofa-fornicator and many others as well, I suppose. 010
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 24/04/2025It warms my heart that Biden will forever live rent-free in Trump's mind. 021
Reposted by LaurelWolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Monday mood 😐 281646239
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 15/03/2025On this day: Julius Caesar was assassinated by members of his Senate. No lessons. No analogies. No history repeating itself. Many of our senators lack backbones. So odd that they have all those skeletons in their closets. 000
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 13/02/2025The new Republican party platform: Pro-life - all must be born Pro-death - let them die from disease, starvation, neglect, racism and bigotry 010
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 13/02/2025My mood was in the sewer from the news this morning. Then I heard my daughter conversing with Rand, and I chuckled. She was complaining of his flatulence, all while allowing him to loll on her arm, as is his usual pose so he can watch the characters in her video game dart about on the monitor. 040
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I can do manual accounting. I can sew, knit, and crochet. I can dress wounds. I can skin a deer, clean a fish, and catch nightcrawlers for bait. 010
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Yeay to CNN for putting out a news story of a kink in the planned conversion of the SS America to an artificial reef in, of all places, the Gulf of Mexico, and not the Gulf of America. Seems a small thing, but I consider it a win. I saw a weather map showing the same name. My resisting soul smiled. 020
Reposted by LaurelMeng-meng Fu @mengmengfu.bsky.social · 24/01/2025If you’re a federal govt employee targeted for leave or termination on the basis of your DEI work, please file an EEO (Equal Employment Opportunity) complaint & retain legal counsel. I’m a former NIH PI. Happy to refer you to a law firm that has successfully sued the govt many times! Pls repost 🙏❤️ 8251663088
Reposted by LaurelHere we go @delmasso.bsky.social · 27/01/2025This guide, “1944 Simple Sabotage Field Manual, by Strategic Services” might be helpful for people stuck working in a fascist organization. The chapter “(11) General Interference with Organizations and Production“ especially. It’s also kinda funny. gist.github.com/kennwhite/46... 36025
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Rand exhibiting typical box-sitting behavior. By the way, the small dark nugget next to him is not a cat turd. It is a piece of black licorice, a sweet treat for us humans and a toy for the horde. :::as if springs. balls, stuffed mice, fabric pickles and wrapping paper are not enough toys::: 1100
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 20/01/2025For our cat lovers: Brush or groom your cats. Take the fur from the grooming brush and save it up in a bag. Add dryer lint to the bag. Come spring, put clumps of the lint and hair outside for the birds to use for nest making. We put ours in our front door wreath. Bright thread helps. 020
Reposted by Laurel🇺🇸Boston Brian🇺🇦 @bostonbrian.com · 20/01/2025Don’t forget to post your black flags or whatever sign of protest you choose.. No compliance, no capitulation, no mandate✊🏼🏴 38622117
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Have Republican card players who play bridge socially or competitively stepped in to change the standard "No trump" call yet? 020
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 19/01/2025The other night, I watched "Forbidden," a movie released in 1932, with Barbara Stanwyck, 25, and Adolfe Menjou, 42. He looked decades older than Ryan Gosling, who is 44 now. Even Ryan Reynolds, nudging 50, looks much more youthful than dear old Adolfe. I think my age is coloring my perception. 140
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 18/01/2025How I feel sometimes about the next four years. My apologies in advance if I have attributed the work incorrectly. The art was posted on another platform without attribution. 1261
Reposted by LaurelOrange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 18/01/2025A great American is being honored on January 20th. 18378202201
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Rhuarc and Nynaeve, for the moment, sleeping in harmony. This is not a common pose. Rhuarc usually ends up assaulting Nynaeve in a dominant move. I've been having to correct his behavior more lately because Nynaeve really enjoys the heat from the pad within the blanket. 280
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I've been a bit mournful these last several days. Among my brighter spots are the cat photos and my own Viking horde. Thankfully, they deal only with community politics and local resource management, such as who gets to bask in the warmth of the heating pad. Here are three of our horde. 0120
Reposted by LaurelAndrew-John @andrew-john.bsky.social · 13/01/2025repost @sassyliberaldem.bsky.social This is a wonderful post from @lgspace.bsky.social Thanks for reposting. 🙏 aj 1218
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I am baffled by user accounts that neither post nor reply; yet they follow thousands and are followed by thousands. Why follow an account that never posts? Are they here only to harvest content? Perhaps for AI? Or some other reason? 240
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 10/01/2025A rare event for Memphis: almost a half foot of snow. Three of the cats are snuggled together on the heated blanket situated on top of the buffet by the window. Yesterday, they watched brown leaves scurry to and fro with the wind. Today they see only snow. 090
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 09/01/2025People who look at pictures of cats are very similar to people who look at pictures of naked bodies. The subject matter is different, but the action is the same, if not the result. No matter how many cats I see, I will always enjoy looking at more. This is Smokey, whose baby name was Bad Hair Day. 1110
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 04/01/2025They say your life flashes before your eyes when you die. I experience something similar at least weekly. I wish it would flash, but it's like a parade marching by, sometimes keeping me awake in the night for more than an hour. I have memories going back 65+ years. What a highlight reel! 460
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Even though my mother-in-law gives me money at Christmas, she also sends me keepsakes. This year, in addition to other gifts, she sent me a book and necklace. The book has nuggets of wisdom and conjures up my first husband's grandmother, the epitome of old woman cliches. I'm saying "nope" a lot. 080
Reposted by LaurelAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/12/2024Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada) 21036373262
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I post cat pictures because right now almost everything else I read makes me want to cry and break things. Again, this is Avienda, as she grew into her adult coat. 1110
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Tonight I heard a commotion in the kitchen. I went to look and spotted Lord Perrin dragging the feeding mat, complete with heavy glass feeding plates, to the office entrance. He'd snagged a claw in the sisal fibers and had pulled the entire station nine feet. I rescued him. He is chagrined. 040
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 08/12/2024#Caturday is nearly gone for Central Time, so here's a throwback photo by my most photogenic feline female, taken when her body coat was a whiter shade of pale and she was slim. 0141
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Do the Project 2025 proponents understand that ED treatment is "gender-affirming care?" Surely they don't mean to render most of Congress, the Supreme Court, and the Cabinet impotent, right? Oh, too obvious? 000
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 05/12/2024For #ThrowbackThursday, I present Nynaeve in her early kitten days, runt of six siblings and a bottle baby like the others. Three weeks of extra attention saw her through her fragile period. Here she is with huge paws, but half the weight of her biggest brother. #CatsOfBlueSky #BlueSkyCats #Cats 070
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 03/12/2024It's Tuesday, and that means..."There be bleps here! Don't call me lazy. I was born with a lithp." 0100
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Does anybody remember when a 14" color monitor for a Mac was HUGE? It was used in Marketing at work (Ladieswear retailer). I had a CRT of more modest dimensions and a x386 that SCREAMED with speed. I had Lotus down pat, and I could build apps that ran flawlessly. All gone but for a resume line. 020
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Dear me! Mere hours away from missing a never-requested cat post. Oh, yes, #LoafMonday, only my doughboys/girls are yeast deficient. Have a spider instead. It does look like a spider, no? 180
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Today, if I refer to the Trump or any of his nominees, I will call him back-end loader, making the nominees front-end loaders by default. Because it's de fault of the back-end loader that we now have these front-end loaders. Loading his back end may be rumor, but I'm going with it. 000
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Little guy Smokey was unimpressed by leftover green bean casserole, despite the saucing of homemade mushroom soup. The Brussels sprout leaf did no better. He later expressed the mildest interest in the crispy French-fried onions. The things I do to entertain this curmudgeon in his decline. 070
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 30/11/2024In honor of #Caturday, I wanted to talk about our drooly girl, Aviendha. One of six sibs whose mother died post-birth, she has always been a drooly girl when held and cuddled. She's a bit of a chonk, exceeded only by brother Rand. She wanted garage privileges. She's patient. #CatsofBlueSky 2262
Laurel @memphissass.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I just saw another member's profile -- @fireravenk.bsky.social -- and I'm going to appropriate an idea from her. I see in my future a personalized mini license plate saying "Hell on Wheels," just in case I use a walker or wheelchair in the future. Let them wonder! 100