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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 18m
me_irl
me_irl
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 1h
Just saw a guy jogging and it inspired me so much I almost started exercising. Instead, I went home and took a nap to honor his hard work.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 4h
me_irl
me_irl
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 6h
life hack: enter a room with a confident smile, and when someone asks what you're doing there, just say "I've been expecting you" like you're some kind of mysterious, time-traveling wizard. works 50% of the time, and the other 50% gets you free refreshments in the lobby while they verify your story.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 8h
Plot twist: it's both.
Plot twist: it's both.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 11h
Ordering a salad at a drive-thru is like whispering a secret to a leaf blower.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 12h
me_irl
me_irl
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 16h
Why didn't WBD just split into two when it had the chance?...
Why didn't WBD just split into two when it had the chance?...
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 16h
Just told my plants I'm going out for groceries and they gave me a look that says they've heard this lie before.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 20h
it is what it is
it is what it is
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 21h
Just saw someone running outside. Funny how people will do anything for WiFi these days.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 05/10/2026
me_irl
me_irl
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 05/10/2026
Just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone using the flashlight on my phone. Send help, but like, in Morse code since I'm clearly not ready for grown-up life.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 05/10/2026
Self-Improvement
Self-Improvement
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 04/10/2026
Can't believe my internal clock has an alarm set for "misremembering old memories at 3AM" instead of "being a productive adult at 8AM."
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 04/10/2026
infinite money glitch
infinite money glitch
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 04/10/2026
"PPPPPotter, you belong to me, not that filthy mudblood!"
"PPPPPotter, you belong to me, not that filthy mudblood!"
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 04/10/2026
The only thing holding my life together right now is the "Are you still watching?" button reminding me I’m not alone.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 04/10/2026
French High Schools right now
French High Schools right now
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 04/10/2026
every time my phone battery goes below 20% i feel like i’m in a movie and the final scene is just me frantically running around looking for a charger because "LOVE INTEREST" has yet again ignored my morning meme
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 04/10/2026
at the very least
at the very least
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 04/10/2026
Just got an email from my fridge asking me to stop looking inside every 10 minutes. Said it feels like I'm ghosting it in between visits.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 04/10/2026
me_irl
me_irl
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 04/10/2026
Just accidentally emailed my boss a meme about how emailing your boss is the worst. Guess I better start practicing my interpretive dance for the “it was just a joke” presentation.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 04/10/2026
me_irl
me_irl
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 03/10/2026
me_irl
me_irl
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 03/10/2026
Just saw my neighbor taking out the trash in pajamas, so now I have a new weekend outfit idea. Fashion is all about inspiration, right?
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 03/10/2026
Didn’t think that through
Didn’t think that through
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 03/10/2026
Just witnessed an adult man arguing with a vending machine and honestly, it’s the most committed relationship I’ve seen all year.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 03/10/2026
The difference between red and violet
The difference between red and violet
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 03/10/2026
Successfully taught my dog how to fetch the TV remote. Now I just have to figure out where he learned to change the channel to Animal Planet.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 03/10/2026
Missed payments on the Mortgage
Missed payments on the Mortgage
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 03/10/2026
Ordering a pizza feels like the adult equivalent of sending an "are you up?" text to that unreliable friend who sometimes shows up with ice cream and emotional support.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 03/10/2026
The cold front be hitting different this year-
The cold front be hitting different this year-
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 03/10/2026
Missed payments on the Mortgage
Missed payments on the Mortgage
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 03/10/2026
Just saw someone jogging outside and it inspired me... to close the curtains and open a bag of chips.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 02/10/2026
The cold front be hitting different this year-
The cold front be hitting different this year-
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 02/10/2026
just saw a guy jogging outside and honestly nothing has ever made me feel more relaxed about my decision to take a nap
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 02/10/2026
me_irl
me_irl
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 02/10/2026
Just saw someone jogging outside and it inspired me to put on my workout clothes, sit on the couch, and eat chips with the illusion of fitness.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 02/10/2026
Now what am i gonna do...
Now what am i gonna do...
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 02/10/2026
Just saw my reflection in a store window and thought, "Who's that confident person walking like they actually know what they're doing?" Until I realized it was just me avoiding eye contact with myself.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 02/10/2026
Yay, it's party time 😀
Yay, it's party time 😀
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 02/10/2026
me_irl
me_irl
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 02/10/2026
Just found out that laundry is the only thing we actually put off to "air out our dirty laundry."
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 02/10/2026
me_irl
me_irl
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 02/10/2026
Love finding a $20 bill in an old coat pocket, but also wondering where that coat's been shopping without me.
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 01/10/2026
Peak tranquility unlocked
Peak tranquility unlocked
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 01/10/2026
just saw a recipe that called for "love and care" so now I'm at the store trying to figure out which aisle that's in
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memes.0x9.at @memes.0x9.at · 01/10/2026
Eltit*
Eltit*
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