A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I feel like Batman has reverse CTE. He just gets smarter when you smash his head in. 010
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I wish I had a Democrat from these Republican attack ads 110
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why did I let my cats run around in the rain? Now I gotta mop. 100
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 26/09/20265 signs I’ve got dry eyes? I feel like I just need one sign but thanks anyways weird reddit ad. 021
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me drunk and high watching some comedy special on Prime on a Friday night: Still got it. 020
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The rains may chill this Friday but our Satan will be hailed none the less. 010
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You ever play one of those games in an ad long enough that even the ad gets annoyed? 000
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hey Siri. Set reminder for Oct 1 to wake Billie Joe Armstrong. 000
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My cat: oh thank you for cleaning the litter box. Perfect timing too. I now have to take the biggest, smelliest shit of the day! 020
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I think it’s time for a new YMCA song. What other acronymized places do people hangout these days? 000
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The guy venerating John Brown has thoughts on not alienating the public. 000
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 14/09/2026She was a light theme girl, he was a dark theme boy. 000
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What’s up with this weather being all metaphorical and shit? 010
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hell hath no hubris like a white man grilling. 110
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It is much easier to bear the hurt from others than what I do to myself. 000
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Are you fucking kidding me? Peter Thiel and Elon Musk bank rolled Thank You For Smoking. That’s funnier than the fucking movie. 231
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Finally got some jazz shoes to go with these jazz cigarettes. 010
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Do the Roman’s call it Roman yogurt or did they give that a sillier name too? 001
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 07/09/2026For being this useful, the Internet sure is fucking gross. 020
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A draft kings commercial while I’m watching John Carpenter’s They Live feels thematically apropos. How did he know? 000
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Guess they’re not as fractured as original reported @theonion.com 021
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hurt you? I couldn’t hurt a fly! Mostly because of my terrible hand-eye coordination but still. 000
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Bad things come in threes in the same way that every song is in 4/4. 110
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’d rather wear my heart on my sleeve than let it turn to stone. 110
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 30/08/2026All my fellow divorce guys go see Dream Scenario and let’s come back and discuss. 030
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: if you’re not ready to hear a ‘no,’ you’re not ready to ask the question. 000
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Bread and circuses, bro. The USSR didn’t have enough circuses. The US about to not have enough food. 000
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Did you name your cat Jolene because you’re worried she’s gonna steal your man? 030
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You know that Niemöller guy was a Nazi too, right? 100
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You best not bring that goofy attitude to my silly party. 010
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Sorry ladies. I know you can’t handle all this. But ‘this’ I mean my cyclothymic disorder. 000
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hail Satan. Friday again.youtu.behalf•alive - still feel. [OFFICIAL VIDEO]YouTube video by half•alive 000
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Sorry I’m not very good at flirting, handsome. 110
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Oh sure triple check that I actually want to edit a phone contact but give me a single click to accidentally call them. 021
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Broke my clippers on my beard #beardstrong 💪 000
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Hail Satan, the end of the week begins again. 0153
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 20/08/2026They should invent a dirt that’s easier to clean. 110
A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The pillow man isn’t woke? Color me surprised. 010
Reposted by A Chris crossedOwen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Israel finally admitted firing on 5-year-old Hind Rajab - and her family. But don't be fooled by their "investigation". It's a sham 👇 www.owenjones.news/p/israels-hi... 1526395