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A Chris crossed

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And I’m all out of applesauce. Give my dog a bone

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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like Batman has reverse CTE. He just gets smarter when you smash his head in.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wish I had a Democrat from these Republican attack ads
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hail Satan! Friday again!
Achewood comic: Téodor walking in on Ray saying Hey guys! Guess who got... [second panel] (singing) yelllled [third panel] (still singing) aaat!
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why did I let my cats run around in the rain? Now I gotta mop.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
5 signs I’ve got dry eyes? I feel like I just need one sign but thanks anyways weird reddit ad.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me drunk and high watching some comedy special on Prime on a Friday night: Still got it.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The rains may chill this Friday but our Satan will be hailed none the less.
A picture of two bricks that says “Inside you are two bricks:” Brick 1 says “Throw me at fascists” Brick 2 says “use me to build community.” Bottom text: “both are valid”
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You ever play one of those games in an ad long enough that even the ad gets annoyed?
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey Siri. Set reminder for Oct 1 to wake Billie Joe Armstrong.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hail Satan. Friday returns.
A cartoon kitten holding a lit match with the caption “let’s burn it down.”
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My cat: oh thank you for cleaning the litter box. Perfect timing too. I now have to take the biggest, smelliest shit of the day!
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think I ate too much soup.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think it’s time for a new YMCA song. What other acronymized places do people hangout these days?
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The guy venerating John Brown has thoughts on not alienating the public.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
She was a light theme girl, he was a dark theme boy.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What’s up with this weather being all metaphorical and shit?
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hell hath no hubris like a white man grilling.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You dance like you should learn guitar.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It is much easier to bear the hurt from others than what I do to myself.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday already? Well hail Satan, I suppose.
A dog smelling some white flowers
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Are you fucking kidding me? Peter Thiel and Elon Musk bank rolled Thank You For Smoking. That’s funnier than the fucking movie.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finally got some jazz shoes to go with these jazz cigarettes.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Do the Roman’s call it Roman yogurt or did they give that a sillier name too?
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
For being this useful, the Internet sure is fucking gross.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A draft kings commercial while I’m watching John Carpenter’s They Live feels thematically apropos. How did he know?
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hail Satan friends! Friday has arrived.
A black kitten snuggled up on a pillow with me
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Guess they’re not as fractured as original reported @theonion.com
Onion News Network
Fractures Emerge
Between GOP's Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hurt you? I couldn’t hurt a fly! Mostly because of my terrible hand-eye coordination but still.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bad things come in threes in the same way that every song is in 4/4.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’d rather wear my heart on my sleeve than let it turn to stone.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
All my fellow divorce guys go see Dream Scenario and let’s come back and discuss.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: if you’re not ready to hear a ‘no,’ you’re not ready to ask the question.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bread and circuses, bro. The USSR didn’t have enough circuses. The US about to not have enough food.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Did you name your cat Jolene because you’re worried she’s gonna steal your man?
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ah siblings
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You know that Niemöller guy was a Nazi too, right?
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Them: Have you been crying? Me: What? Yes.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You best not bring that goofy attitude to my silly party.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sorry ladies. I know you can’t handle all this. But ‘this’ I mean my cyclothymic disorder.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hail Satan. Friday again.
youtu.be
half•alive - still feel. [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by half•alive
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Welcome to the cult of Dionysus.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sorry I’m not very good at flirting, handsome.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh sure triple check that I actually want to edit a phone contact but give me a single click to accidentally call them.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why not?
Bread in the shape of roses.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Broke my clippers on my beard #beardstrong 💪
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hail Satan, the end of the week begins again.
A small black kitten curled up, tongue out, sleeping without a care in the world.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They should invent a dirt that’s easier to clean.
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Are the lines happy today?
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A Chris crossed @mementomori.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The pillow man isn’t woke? Color me surprised.
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Israel finally admitted firing on 5-year-old Hind Rajab - and her family. But don't be fooled by their "investigation". It's a sham 👇 www.owenjones.news/p/israels-hi...
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