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We used to have a large Somali community here in southwest Missouri, but many of them moved up to Minnesota when their jobs here disappeared. They are lovely people and they are nothing like our Monster-in-Chief says. I’m so, so tired of this racist bullshit and I wish it would end soon.

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I sure would have enjoyed going to the range with Pete when I was in the army.

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I joined the army 34 years ago and my pay with BAH w/spouse was about $5 an hour. Of course my rent in Colorado Springs was only $300 a month so the pay rate and cost of living definitely have not gone up at the same rate.

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What is he even talking about? Is this a real ad or is he just making it up because he hates women?

Wait until he hears about the Great Molasses Flood of 1919. It’ll blow his mind.

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Ok but with hEDS my body sometimes feels like this.

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Mel @melwin7777.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

LA and SD dots should both be on 1100 S. Palm Beach Blvd, Palm Beach, FL 33480

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I think the only Swiss watch I’ve ever owned was a Swatch that I found on the floor when I got pushed into a mosh pit at a Dead Milkmen show in 1989.

Mel @melwin7777.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

And then he put it in his offshore bank account? When he says “us” he never really means “us,” only him and his billionaire buddies.

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Mel @melwin7777.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’d rather hang out with an actual plague of locusts. They’re way less harmful and stupid.

Mel @melwin7777.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’ve seen cadavers with smoother hands.

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Mel @melwin7777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have not known anyone who had tetanus but I bet you can’t guess WHY.

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Mel @melwin7777.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So the only people who had to read his nonsense were the people who opened the newspaper and chose to read that section. Now we ALL get to hear about how immigration is fine as long as it’s “legal” (if they’re white) and if the immigrants assimilate (to our Northern European/American culture.)

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Mel @melwin7777.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My 82 year old father wrote dumb letters to the editor of the local newspaper for decades with hot takes like “the Confederate flag isn’t bad because it wasn’t the battle flag” and “it’s southern heritage” (we’re from Kansas by way of New York/New Jersey beginning in the early 1600s.)

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Don’t a lot of tennis courts have lights? And most golfers aren’t golfing in the winter because of cold and snow, not because it’s dark outside. So this is just for people who live in areas that are warm year round.

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And then turning around, putting the AirPods back in, and walking back down the aisle and out the door and just keep walking as far away as possible.

I never got upset when I was diagnosed with cancer because everyone believed me and nobody told me to just diet and exercise to cure it.

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“We don’t have good enough PR liars to make people believe our bullshit.”

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I agree that we need to stop changing the clocks, but for golf? No.

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Campbell Scott just because his name seems backwards.

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Until someone *proves* to me that there aren’t a billion pounds of cheese in the Springfield Underground, there are a billion pounds of cheese in the Springfield Underground. 🧀

I’d like to transfer the endometriosis on my ureters and bladder to them.

We’re hoarding a billion pounds of cheese in caves here in Missouri.

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Oh look, it’s my connective tissue!

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Did they get confused and inject uranium into his hand instead of his usual dementia medicine?

I’ve done some nuclear drugs, but none strong enough for me to sound like this guy. Is this like the Taco Bell/KFC combos but with drug and nuclear manufacturers instead?

Unfortunately I live in southwest Missouri

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Most in Missouri, the rest in Tennessee

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Fuck AI: "Mutilization" is a rare, nonstandard blend of the words "mutilation" and "utilization" that gained recent public attention after being used by U.S. President Donald Trump. No, that’s not it. He’s just a moron who doesn’t understand how words work.

90% and they also voted for him in 2016 and 2020. The only people in my family I still talk to are my sister and my son. And my sister voted for him but she has some decent qualities otherwise. The rest are hopelessly MAGA.

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My dog tags say “no religious preference” and I wonder if that will still be allowed in the Christian Nationalist military.

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Nobody will become too old to work anymore, they’ll just drop dead at work.

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Ok but this is true due to pesticides? I guess this is where Alex Jones got his gay frog thing?

There have been a lot of rabid skunks in the area where I live lately.

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There was a dog in my town attacked by a rabid skunk a couple weeks ago. But yeah, no rabies in the city!

Mel @melwin7777.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Christina Applegate talks about all kinds of gross bodily functions in her book. Celebrities are just like the rest of us, some of them are healthy and some are not.

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Sorry, but it’s only officially Super Intelligence in the Unites States, not the United States.

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Mel @melwin7777.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Next time you get pulled over and they try to give you a ticket, just tell them “No thanks, I’ll police myself!”