Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 6h“The offer stands. Let me know when you're near a Pret, I wire over £20 with the only condition you spend it *dick sucking noises* “ 110
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I knew I had to face them eventually on my switch run so I came at them over leveled and with the big bonk. Fuck outta here 060
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No one’s benefited more from me working from home than my boy 0130
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Everyone should experience this masterpiece like I have, many times. 4110
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@arrontk.bsky.social burnt my pizza 10545
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Had to recheck my search ☝🏽 Jesus Christ 110
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I encourage everyone to tune in to Arron’s streams so you don’t miss the most riveting gameplay on the internet. 060
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ordered these last year for my daughter. They just came today. Might be the last time they’re seen with hands and heads intact. 040
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Not the first time Ed Sheeran has sided with a genocidal government. 3212
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Exhibit #6474892 as to why “gamers” deserve *less* 3150
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Melvs, 34. Got really into collecting Dragon Ball figures. Went bald and grew a beard. 160
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Big benefit of working from home. 160
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I usually have some lofi music playing while I work and I thought this would be appropriate for today 080
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Thinking back to when Marvel had the audacity to have Doctor Doom crying in a comic about 9/11 like he’s not responsible for like 10 9/11s over the years. 191
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Eevee’s god mom made her a little Eevee outfit for when she was a newborn and I found one of the little booties lol my baby grew so fast lol 030
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: We are here. We are waiting." 020
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Thankfully today is just cardio so I have my switch. I am just at the mercy of whatever music comes on over the speakers. 1110
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Miyazaki let me log into the Duskbloods servers and my soul is yours 080
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I need to stop eating burgers 280
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026MAYOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI HELP ME FIND A PHYSICAL COPY OF ELDER SCROLLS OBLIVION REMASTERED FOR THE SWITCH 2 AND MY SOUL IS YOURS 0100
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026“Oh yeah bro I’m not getting a PS6” “Oh yeah bro me neither” “Oh yeah bro I’m getting a PC” “Oh yeah bro me too” “Oh yeah bro we’re so cool” “Oh yeah bro, oh yeah bro, oh yeah bro” 7180
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026We have watched Spider-Man Brand New Day 3180
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I better get access to this goddamn Halo game soon before I start taking drastic measures. 020
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I have acquired Avengers Doomsday day 0 tickets. 170
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I will get you out the paint for that package my boy. ⏸️ 110
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I’m intercepting it right here. 110
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Left is yesterday, right is this morning. I spit on Tim Hortons 020
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I want to wish my beautiful girlfriend and the mother of my child a happy birthday! I love you @nessie-monster.bsky.social 3170
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight @melvs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026They cracked the whip on these mf something force good lord. New Fallout tho 🔥🔥 3121
