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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Finally watching backrooms and oh boy oh boy do I wish I could rant about this

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I need to find someone to do spooky movie nights with soon bc watching movies alone is just boring 🥲

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

This is the best way to wear overalls and you can’t convince me otherwise 🙂‍↕️

A mirror selfie of Mel. They are wearing light blue denim overalls and no top. Only one of the overall straps is on and both of their boobs are visible.

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Bluesky isn’t letting me post photos 🥲

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

On a flight and I opened my backpack to get my book & sweater out and a spider crawled out onto my hand. I genuinely just said “oh” & I think we stared at each other for a second before it ran off back into my backpack. Hope it has a good flight ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I don’t think I’ve gotten more than four hours of sleep at one time in two weeks 🫩 I’m functioning on fumes and on good days a sweaty nap 💀

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Human centipede but it’s just the church and state

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Is this a safe space to say I really miss the Wii? Sims castaway was incredible and Wii sports was so fun 😭

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I’ve had jump scares every time I’ve peed today bc I keep forgetting my bush is gone 😔

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

RIP bush 🪦 it’s officially summer 🙂‍↕️ 🌞

A photo of Mel’s body; they are wet after a shower and holding a towel covering one side of them, their other boob is exposed but there is a purple star censoring their pussy.

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Trying to get back to posting regularly on here but I don’t even know what to post about 😂😅 I took too much time offline and now my brain can’t get back into the groove

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I have to take my car in to get some parts replaced so I’ll be bussing for a couple days! If you want to cover my bus fare (or fares) I’d really appreciate it 🥰 🚌 throne.com/melthewhale/... 🎁

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Having three shots of espresso at 2pm because I’ve been an allergy-ridden zombie since 5am but the reactine finally kicked in and I have a ton to do today 💀

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Sandy Cohen next to Cher is iconic for some reason

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Just finding out that Burlesque came out in 2010 when I just assumed it was from the 90s at the latest; how did I not hear about it growing up?

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I made a toque! 🤠 It turned out surprisingly well for my first knit hat🧶

A selfie of Mel. They have messy faded red hair that is past their shoulders and have black winged eyeliner on. They are wearing a knit dark grey toque, a white t-shirt, and light denim overalls. They are smiling at the camera.

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I watched the new Louis Theroux doc and I realized that I am much more desensitized & pessimistic than I thought. It didn’t fill me w/ rage like I’ve heard others experienced because none of it was new or surprising in any way. 🫩

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I woke up with a cold AND my period so I just want to know who cursed me

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Hey one of those is me 😇😋

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Don’t forget to brush your teeth before bed!!

A mirror selfie of Mel; they are wearing grey underwear and a black cropped tee-shirt that says “PUP in yellow lettering. They have a pink toothbrush in their closed mouth with toothpaste visible on their lips.

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

My arms are so sore today but the buns turned out great last night 🧑‍🍳

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Apron? ❌ Topless? ✔️ 🙂‍↕️ Want to watch my boobs jiggle for three minutes while I knead bread dough?😋

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Watching The Birdcage for the first time 👀

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

To be clear: even if generative AI had zero negative environmental impact, I would still be vehemently against it. It is inherently bad before even considering its impact on the environment.

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I think my newest incredibly strong opinion about something pretty meaningless is that all book and film series should be visibly numbered in their in-world chronological order. We can keep the “Series Title: Individual Title” format, but a number has to be added somewhere.

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

It’s my 6th year on OF! Cum celebrate with 30% off your first month 🥰🥳 Onlyfans.com/melthewhale

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Heavily debating just buying an mp3 player so I can listen to podcasts and music without needing my phone on me

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

I added a neck light so I can knit at night & Wicked part 2 to my wishlist 🫣 just in case anyone wants to get me a late Christmas gift 🥰 throne.com/melthewhale

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Is there any way to actually see which movies/tv seasons a streaming service has **in your country** & w/out an extra paywall without subscribing?

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Actually Elon Musk should be a castrated w/ a dull knife & then strung up in public to have tomatoes pelted at him for the rest of his life AND every other billionaire should have exactly 30 days to donate enough money that they are no longer a billionaire or the same thing will be done to them.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

An afternoon shower with a cozy red ale after shovelling! Cheers! Spark House red ale by Lake of Bays 🍻 #NSFWSky #showerbeer

A photo of Mel in the shower; they are holding a can of beer and covered in soap suds.

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

A Christmas Eve reminder to clear your driveways 😂❄️🍻 Blow The Snow pale ale by Broken Rail Brewing! Happy Christmas Eve! Cheers!

A photo of Mel in the shower; they are nude and holding a beer can that has a snowy house and says “blow the snow” on the can.

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Finally watching The Long Walk 🚶‍♂️ -insert dad joke about it actually being a pretty average length movie-

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

I started a new book & when I went to add it to Goodreads I realized it’s actually the third book in a series 😒 it’s apparently okay as a standalone so it’s fine but I’m still annoyed 😭

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Eeek I’m officially going to my first show in soooo long! Maybe three years?? 😅 if you want to buy me a drink I would appreciate it so much 🥹 throne.com/melthewhale

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

The list of things I have for my maintenance guy to come look at once I’m done reorganizing is kind of embarrassing😅 they’re all super small things but important enough that I don’t want to risk handling them myself🤡 (at least not without the go ahead from him)

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

This created a scene in my head of Vin Diesel being a magician about to perform a trick involving Michael Caine, who was dragged to the show by his family (&said family made an uproar when Vin Diesel asked for a volunteer to try to get their grumpy dad picked (which worked)).

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I have two errands to run tomorrow and then I am dedicating the rest of the day & Saturday to finishing re-organizing & cleaning my apartment🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ I am so excited to have the space to make content again😩🥳 If you want to buy me a coffee or a treat: throne.com/melthewhale 🥰

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I had to change my settings on my free page to only allow comments from subscribers who have spent at least $1 bc I was getting so many poachers subbing &then commenting on all my posts… Yes I reported all of them to OF & I do hope that they get banned, that behaviour is so fucking scummy🤮

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

It seems like no one in my area uses kijiji or similar sites anymore & it’s so annoying😭 I hate FB so much but may need to start using marketplace to sell things😖 wish me luck 🤞

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

If something is part of your core tenets & you regularly die on that hill, maybe you should know more than the “basics” about it? If the arguments you’re using rely on the simplified curriculum for 10 year olds then maybe you’re just uneducated on the topic?

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Have you gotten your flu shot yet? 😇

A mirror selfie of Mel. Their tank top is pull down to show their boobs and they have a small bandaid on their upper arm where they got their flu shot.

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jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1721

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Mel 👻 @melthewhale.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Finally *actually* watching season two of severance and if Fields doesn’t end up miserable I will fucking riot.

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