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Simeon Saint 🎭

@melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social
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Former circus clown, now just a tragic clown. 🙈🙉🙊 || He/They, MV/MS || Roleplay | Parody, Icon: www.tumblr.com/anaizzzen/7646891490… || Authored by Jinx #aarp #aceattorneyrp

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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
@ferrumiustitiae.bsky.social Simeon had to keep his head ducked a bit sitting upright in the top bunk, building up a bit of a privacy shield towards the bars with his pillows. He had picked it more out of habit than because he liked it better, the lower bunk was probably easier to cover up for —
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Ugh I‘m so bored
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
A black eye and some cracked ribs. Could be worse, I‘ll count it as a win
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Judging by the noises I‘m pretty sure they went through with their riot. Guess it was just a matter of time. I‘m gonna be as invisible as I can possibly be for the next few hours…
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I would kill for some chips
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I heard murmurings of a prison riot, think I might stick to my cell for the foreseeable future
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I was moved to a single cell after Simon’s acquittal, I’m not complaining cause I prefer keeping to myself but man I miss that grump
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Obviously, we should probably all have therapy in here Since that‘s not happening, we trauma dump on one another and whoever has the most fucked up experience to share gets to sit at the only clean table for dinner
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
My last hairtie is gone. I own like three things in this place and they always go missing. I'm going to lose myself soon I swear
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Wow I love getting random panic attacks when I'm not in my cell very fun
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
When you ask someone what the worst thing about prison is and they don't say 'the showers' they're lying to you
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
My old man was killed and I don't even get to enjoy it cause everybody thinks it was me. 🙄
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
"I've come to learn the actually dangerous people in here are the ones that aren't bragging about everything..."
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
"It‘s like 'I killed a guy' which hello, a lot of people here have, is that supposed to sound scary?"
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The guy that occupies Si‘s old cell now is so boring. Ooo you’re so dangerous, I‘m literally shaking.
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
My current scheme is to befriend the cafeteria people and see if they give me any treats if I look sad enough
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The guy in the cell opposite of mine has the voice of an angel, he sings really beautifully Apparently he also killed three people so that‘s something
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
"You‘re the best, thank you~"
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
"Oh my god yes please"
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Sure let me just grab a knife real quick
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
"I‘m not really in the mood for sweets. Something spicy would be better."
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I fear the condition 'has a uterus' is not something doctors take very seriously
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
"A hot-water bottle would be divine, but something tells me that‘s not exactly among the list of acceptable gifts in here…"
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I don’t know if you can actually die from cramps but I might be the first victim
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Uuuugh I‘m dying. This time for real
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I wouldn't consider myself that small but I feel like everyone in this prison towers over me 😒
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
"Oh, you know I am just teasing you. You were never able to hide that protective side of yours... I could see right into your heart since the very start."
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
"Aw, Simon, don’t tell me you are worried about me?"
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
"Forgot is a funny word in this context. I'm working on my bikini body! Nah I'm kidding, I'm just having a tough time with the food they're serving. It's either disgusting or my body just doesn't agree with it."
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
"Well, I am no longer wheezing, so better, I suppose. I also lost like ten pounds though, so that's fun."
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
"Did you expect them to?"
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I had an allergic reaction to lunch and they told me to deal with it 🙄 Alright leave me to weeze who even cares
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Screws with my head every time I see my so-called father across the cafeteria He doesn't even have a clue who I am, isn't that funny
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I got new clothes and they’re not half bad. The fabric‘s pretty soft It’s a good thing I look so good in stripes 😁
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Whenever Simon visits me I tell him to go commit a crime so we can hang out again
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
My god I am so touch-starved it’s not even funny anymore
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I know I shouldn‘t mouth off at fellow inmates with violent track records, but they make it so damn easy it‘s hard to resist
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
My mattress is thinner than paper and I am too bony to compensate it, if only I had a soft, broad guy to lie on instead 😒
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Kinda wish Bronco was here.
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Every morning, there is a little bird by my window singing a sweet little song. I don’t know if it‘s won any bird hearts yet, but it certainly won mine.
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I wish I had some music to listen to
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Most of the people that ruined my life share this 24/7 all-inclusive penitentiary with me and I‘m supposed to stay sane in here 🥴 Wish I could at least give them these damn cramps
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
// Let‘s try this
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
If I die, tell my father… Fuck you
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
"Certainly. Simon's... Let's just say among a lot of the people here, I don't dislike him as much." Simeon wrapped his hair around their finger. "Maybe you'll bring your chess set, too. Could be fun."
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
"Let me know what you think when you do. I can fill in some blanks once you're familiar with it."
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
"Good, good. You might want to do that sooner rather than later. Or it could be too late for him."
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
// Let‘s try this
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
'You can't' has do be my least favorite phrase ever 😒
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Simeon Saint 🎭 @melpomeneslegacy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
"Mmh, that‘s the one. I can tell you stories about the guards in this place, but he… He‘s been here far longer. And maybe you can find it in yourself to care for him, if not for me."
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