sh @melonlemon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i continue to be the harbinger of death btw because i mentioned this song in the car last night 120
sh @melonlemon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026rejecting the group chat facetime call exclusively with sims 2 dialogue 050
sh @melonlemon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026oh to be a mommy otter floating with her baby surrounded by alaskan glaciers 150
sh @melonlemon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026this child rearing shit eaaasy actually can i have five more of these little bitches 150
sh @melonlemon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i mean they’re pretty spot on i wonder if mcdonalds is why i like lemon cookies 010
sh @melonlemon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i fainted at the function so i got myself mcdonalds as a consolation prize 480
sh @melonlemon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026sorry in advance but this is the first thing that came to mind 000
sh @melonlemon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026four horsemen of the apocalypse but each get progressively uglier 061
sh @melonlemon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026post movie night i finally watched the first two deadpools 180
sh @melonlemon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026so this is my origin story and why my throne wishlist is so stacked 040
