Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 10/09/2026For totally no reason at all, I’m going to try the Kirk hammer today in my bloodborne run 040
Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Did not know they let you order just 1 guy’s worth of burgers/fries!! This changes everything 020
Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Mmmmm indeed. This is what i think of when i think of Whole Foods Market 010
Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Didn’t know I was parking in the presence of greats - I present to you the Grand Champion of the 2025 Cringe Car Awards! 291
Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Thinking about this highly auspicious fortune cookie fortune I decided to keep at my desk from a work lunch a couple months ago… 170
Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 11/04/2026They got Mechanical, Electrical, and Plumbing at the korean grocery!! 🤩 040
Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 06/04/2026This is the ideal crunchwrap supreme. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like. 082
Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 27/03/2026OK, OK, but these shoes are so sexyyyy. And they're concentrated on MY feet???: "The entire essence of The Art Company is concentrated on your feet with these ultra-light and flexible sneakers, made to last and finished in Yellow-Grey nylon." 010
Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Flawless timing from the Dark Souls dialogue bot lmao 031
Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 17/03/2026You fucking murder the financial viability of developing for VR with this thing, and then throw it away 18 months later… 💀 121
Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I feel a little naughty for eating puerto rican food, after everything. These tostones fuck, though 030
Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 28/02/2026These two little freaks entered my consciousness today 000
Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 20/02/2026what an insanely good photo. the motion blur honestly just sells it more 030
Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Latin american people losing their fucking minds in this aisle 000
Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 12/01/2026And after all 10 years, they still haven’t pulled the trigger 010
Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Instructions unclear. Drove straight and right simultaneously, breaking euclidian spacetime 000
