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MellowOda

@mellowoda.bsky.social
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Lover of hockey, hater of oligarchs and unnaturally colored leaders. Big Brother feeds watcher, I may post occasional spoilers.

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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I wonder how often the “if you vote me out, you won’t get my vote to win” happens on survivor but isn’t’t included in the edit. #bb28
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So, this amazing crazy twist is…..a White Lotus rerun? #bb28
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
waiting for these post-nom feeds #bb28
Nikki from Obsession smiling while waiting for Bear to come home from work.
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Selina… #bb28
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Sapphira Cristál: You In Danger Girl Meme
Alt: Sapphira Cristál: You In Danger Girl Meme
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance theonion.com/terrified-conservative…
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That genspark.ai commercial is not it. “Let’s show why we should replace office workers with AI.” I’d ask what their marketing dept was thinking, but I’m pretty sure that’s all AI, too.
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Strands #693 “The straight and narrow” 💡🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵💡🔵 🔵🔵
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Wordle 1,680 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Nice confidence boost
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Strands #692 “A work of art” 💡🔵🟡🔵 💡🔵🔵🔵 🔵
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Strands #691 “None the wiser” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Deleted my account on TikTok today and deleted the app (I did it without having to accept the new ToC). I told them exactly why I did it. The app was already unbearable with every other video being an ad or promotional content. Sometimes it’s just those kinds of vids 3-4 times in a row.
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I just got a text with a video from a random number. They actually sent it twice. Why am I scared to watch it?
Screenshot of a text message that shows a video of a man standing in what appears to be an office or a very drab dining room.
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
He did it!! I had no idea they were going to stop the game to celebrate it, though - that’s amazing.
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
My sweet boy, Mellow (derived from ‘toasted marshmallow” for his coloring), passed away last night. He was 4 1/2 years old - a decent lifespan for a guinea pig. He’s the first one I’ve lost & it’s harder than I thought. 😢 Here’s some pics of him being cute.
Tan & white Guinea pig standing in cageGuinea pig in a taco costume Guinea pig in a bumblebee costumeMe holding a guinea pig
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I cannot believe I got to see that. 😭🥰 #bruins ##bostonbruins #floridasucks
Scoreboard of the bruins/Florida game 3-2 Bruins win
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I cannot believe I got to see that. 😭🥰 #bruins ##bostonbruins #floridasucks
Scoreboard of the bruins/Florida game 3-2 Bruins win
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I’m here! I’m finally here! #bostonbruins #hockey #TDGarden
Bruins & Panthers players in a face offMason Lorai of the Bruins waiting for a face off Photo of the Bruins championship & Stanley Cup banners
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I needed this so badly.
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I’m going to Boston next week. The trip was specifically to attend both a Bruins & a Celtics game. The Celtics are playing OKC & the Bruins are playing Florida. I got this jersey for Christmas & was planning to wear it to the game. I still am - I hope he is there in some capacity. #nhl #bruins
A Bruins away jersey for player, Brad Marchand number 63.
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
So I guess Pasta is captain by default? Who are the alternates? Coyle was our backup alternate - I’m not sure who’s next in the lineup. #nhl #bruins #bostonbruins #nhltrades
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Coyle, Carlo, Frederick, Brazeau & MARCHAND!? 😭😭 Who even are the Bruins anymore? I knew we needed some change, but Florida and the Leafs!? This hurts. #nhl #bruins #marchand
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
This is a bone chilling adaptation and should be played everywhere.
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Blue Woman Voting 📎 @bluewomanvoting123.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
“Gold Cards” for wealthy investors is bad for the common man - and there’s proof to support that claim in this article from 2023 www.bbc.com/news/uk-poli...
bbc.com
'Golden visas' for wealthy investors linked to corruption, review finds
The scheme to encourage wealthy people to settle and invest in the UK was halted last year.
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
🤞🏻🤞🏻 One step closer! #bananaball
Screenshot of an email that reads:

Today, we conducted the Banana Ball lottery for Nashville and out of thousands of hopefuls… YOU’VE BEEN DRAWN for the chance to witness the Greatest Show in Sports, the most electrifying, game-changing, rule-breaking, fun-filled event on Earth: a Banana Ball Show!
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
My happy place #hockey #sphl #huntsvillehavoc
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
As an American, I’m fine with this outcome given the FOTUS’s post alone.
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Listening to the US crowd boo the Canadian anthem is so embarrassing. They had a valid reason to boo, the US does not. #4nations #hockey
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Sue Gillmor @sgillmor49.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The wording is a slap in the face, for sure! Sadly it’s not just Netflix. Every six months or so my Spectrum bill jumps $5 for no apparent reason. Now that consumer protections are disappearing, we better brace ourselves. 🤯
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
These are the impactful bills we pay them to submit.
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I like how @netflix.com is just “we changed your price, ok byeee”. They don’t even try to explain it, they just jacked it up & said ‘peace’.
Text that says: Thank you for being a valued member since 2015. We hope you’re enjoying everything Netflix has to offer. We’re updating your monthly price to $24.99 (pre-tax) on March 10th, 2025.
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
Screenshot from "Letter from our correspondent" in "Papua New Guinea Courier"
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Alex Cole @acnewsitics.com · 04/02/2025
This is so good.
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I may have put something on my window that my quite conservative neighborhood will see. (It’s backwards because I don’t want to go outside, it’s cold). #fafo #tariffs
The letters FAFO printed largely and taped to a window facing the street.
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fredrikblue.bsky.social @fredrikblue.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Replacement Apps: Twitter: BlueSky 🇺🇸 Instagram: Flashes 🇺🇸 Chrome: Vivaldi 🇳🇴, Firefox 🇺🇸 Gmail: Proton 🇨🇭, tuta 🇩🇪 Google: Startpage 🇳🇱, Ecosia 🇩🇪 Google Translate: DeepL 🇩🇪 Google maps: TomTom AmiGO 🇳🇱,Organic Maps 🇪🇪, OsmAnd 🇳🇱 ChatGPT: Deepseek 🇨🇳, Qwen 2.5 🇨🇳 WhatsApp: Wire 🇨🇭 DALL-E 3: Janus Pro 🇨🇳
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Dammit!
A flow chart with a picture of a crab in the background. Flow chart: Do you have a problem? If no, Then don’t worry about it. If yes, are you a crab? If no, Can you turn into a crab? If no, How about a lobster? If no, Sorry, we’re fresh out of ideas. All other options with a yes answer point to the “then don’t worry about it” box.
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Saquan Barkley…I have no words. He can’t be touched (and I’m not an Eagles fan). #nfl #eagles #playoffs
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Ty Anderson @ty-anderson.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Little fun fact for you. Bruins sweep season series (more than one season head-to-head) vs. Avalanche/Nordiques for just the third time in the head-to-head history. Only other years: 2022-23 and 1979-80 (Quebec's first year in NHL).
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
At first I was going to say that all of the countries south of us should do this. But then I realized if they were forced to keep them here, trump would build camps.
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☾ ⟡ Reaptress☾ ⟡ @reaptress.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
“What can I do right now?” Get off META, X & TikTok Turn off your notifications settings & practice self care Stop using Google & the platforms it owns like YouTube use (Odysee instead) I suggest Ecosia.Org - they plant trees while you browse & Duck Duck Go for data privacy 1/7
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Sue Gillmor @sgillmor49.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
“Deep State” - Fascist-speak designed to make you afraid of your neighbors and friends who comprise the army of hard-working, skilled, and largely honest and bipartisan civil servants who are the backbone of and one of the most successful checks in our Constitutional Republic.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/01/2025
Pete Hegseth Faces Difficult Confirmation Hearing theonion.com/pete-he...
“Clearly he’s not fit for the Defense Department if he can’t even manage a simple cover-up.”

Gina Palermo, Jingle Approver
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The fact that everyone leaving TikTok is going to an actual Chinese app…. T&C is in Chinese and we’re hitting that accept button so hard. Take my data, just give me comedy & pet videos.
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
You can, in fact, play dodgeball on ice. #havochockey #hockey #sphl
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
In a move surprising no one, Alabama governor orders flag to be returned to full staff for Inauguration Day, because the man-baby thinks that Carter’s passing isn’t as important as his ceremony which is basically a formality at this point.
Letter from the governor of Alabama ordering flags to be flown at full staff for Inauguration Day.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/01/2025
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
And Reinhart skates it off for a Bruins win! Thanks Reinhart! Lucky goal with a second left for lucky goal with a second left.
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
They don’t even care about telling us they don’t care anymore.
Picture of current Alabama governor, Kay Ivey standing at a podium
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
This is the way. Everyone to whom he makes a ridiculous statement, threat or the like, respond with an equally ridiculous statement or threat. Mexico & Canada have started us off strong.
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MellowOda @mellowoda.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I miss the days when everyone, no matter who they voted for, made fun of the president.
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