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![[Warning: Do Not Release, unless you plan to take his place]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t6irtll47nsxsqks2oyaul45/bafkreicb73m2yxdp5th6bhv7dnhmyhog5ue22plk4t6ddh64heaeawvi7i)
![⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️
I receive: [image of fox plushsuit]
- time in the plush
you receive: [image of 2 small keys]
- some kinda keys
- unlimited snuggles](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:py6x2ytszhhyvtks3u6qpbtc/bafkreihw3cjw3tvngitf4xweot656dgop5nzugwy4xhb6iltp7qrorodx4)
![[ #rubber #inflatable #suiting ] Melody (fox-deer as seen on the upper right shot) tugging at the face of the inflatable June (canine) suit that they have found themselves in following being recruited into June's ever-going need to use their likeness as gratuitous advertisement for their cafe. they are totally flustered about it, though
Text says:
"Thanks for helping me with this! I'm sure everyone will love such a big silly mascot getting the word of the cafe all around town this month. Seeing myself in soooo much pink is a little embarrassing I'll admit, but I'm sure that'll just make you stand out all the better!"
"I guess you could say it's a magical lok, hehehe. Suit's sealed shut no matter how much you tug at it, by the way"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5i3ltisxqozlog7pfb6xkexv/bafkreigapfltz2fsed33ikmjq6zbn775unqc5y3sjumki3nu6ecgldvfhy)
