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@mellofelloo.bsky.social
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he/him 🏳️‍🌈 21 - physics major - makes shitty vocaloid covers - overwatch 🌊🐢🦊/splatoon/fgo/pjsk - discord: mello_450

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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 8h
i think all turrets in the game need to be removed and im so serious about that
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 8h
i hate sierra not because of the autoaim but because how are we giving a hitscan with the dps of bastion two movement cooldowns and an aoe slop nade
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 13h
can we remove mei deep freeze from the game
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 17h
hearing people asking for more timed hazard gimmicks in overwatch maps makes me cringe they need to play splatoon
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 18h
lootbox time
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is it bad that my safe space is best skin wins overwatch custom games
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i feel like rammatra needs a soft rework he feels so shit in both ranged and melee form but if he just gets buffed theres gonna be blockslop in pro play
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
im sorry i enjoy browsing pro ai art user profiles because the ragebait is just too good sometimes like how are you going to make a pro ai art argument in a comic where youre represented by a big titty furry in a pansexual flag crop top 😭
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
always disappoints me when i realize genji mains are a bunch of str**ght m*n
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
whats going on inside the mind of people who vote havana/circuit and then pick short range heroes
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when the full team swaps to this you know youre doing something right
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
amazing how they managed to make a dps version of kiriko and ana in one, dancing blaze has basically no interactions with any ability and does everything in one ability (the dps equivalent of suzu) but her entire fire gimmick means she does nothing if theres cleanse (the dps equivalent of nade)
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
anran is the most slop hero ever because how can i not even block e with deflect
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just end the game bro
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
low rank overwatch is not real watching all of my teammates get sucked dead by a dps moira without any reaction is driving me crazy
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i honestly dont understand how they have not changed the genji dash hitbox after all these years i understand that they think its for gameplay reasons but thats justification doesnt really work when a mechanic doesnt physically make sense like what is this
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
idk why its physically impossible for the game to put 2 dps players that are remotely close on the same team either one of them is the lobby admin or the other one is a chud
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
holy real ​
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ive had like 5 games where i was going to land a game winning anran ult but i missed because the camera pov is in fucking third person for no reason
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when reddit realizes youre gay so it starts showing you shirtless men instead of politics
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
why is quickplay matchmaking so dogshit i dont think people are going to get upset if people have to wait 2 minutes instead of 10 seconds for a match
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
apple should add a feature where when youre calling someone you can stream random subway surfers gameplay clips to their phone so they listen to what you say
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
whenever i want to ragebait myself i scroll r/JetpackCatMains to see the most insane cope about how cat is actually not annoying or problematic at all and its a skill issue
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
overwatch devs be like why does no one want to play tank and then zen discord is still 30%
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
whats with gay people and archery
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yuri king has posted yuri youtu.be/gnQEv521-gE?...
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ぬゆり:ノーマルエンド / 重音テト,ナースロボ_タイプT
YouTube video by Lanndo / ぬゆり Official
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lucio is so fun but i have to lock in so damn hard my face and hands go numb lmao
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the lesbian bar masking controversy being appropriated by right wing media outlets that just actually hate gay people makes me not want to find it funny but "gaga is cancelled, gaga is zionist" is so iconic
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
im of the opinion now that you should be picing ebb and flow 90% of the time, falling rain is a 20XX perk were yes theoretically you can just get 20% more damage all the time but against people around corners id rather have a greater chance of hitting 100 than a smaller chance of hitting 120
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FINALLY IM MEDIOCRE!!!!!!!!!!!
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BRO THEY WERE GRILLING HIM LMAO
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every time i get one match away from masters i get the worst ball or doom ive played with in my entire life 😭
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
whenever youre close to ranking up u get the government provided vendettanyahu
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
almost hit masters but i got a streamer off roling throw my lobby 🫩
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
one of two heterosexual couples in this comic i will tolerate
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
honestly the biggest problem overwatches new heroes have is flex dps i feel like with vendetta and anran they just completely forgot what actually makes a dive dps good and just made two hypermobile heroes that can win any 1v1 but cant be opportunistic at all
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i cant explain how much im dying for overwatch to have a hero with mini splatling mechanics i miss that thing so much
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i think supports across the board need buffs every support except the top #1 meta hero has felt kinda bad since season 1 since they think everyone who can heal needs to be a 225 hp soyjak shit stats no purpose other than press E and Q
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
overwatch is gen unplayable this season until youre on your fifth game and all the throwing dps are avoided
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
honestly i feel like ana cant be good until they fix her gun it just feels so anemic
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"feminists are upset at sydney sweeneys new ad" is the new "the lgbtq crowd is mad because the hawk tuah girl is stealing their attention during pride month"
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new least favorite thing is people making cropped maps of single countries using the equal earth projection like just put the mercator in the bag bro what is this 😭
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i hate when im almost asleep and i wake myself up like omg i think im dying and then im like yeah going to sleep generally requires you going unconscious
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i think if overwatch plans to continue with one hero per season they need to stop with the “safe side of strong” (55% winrate minimum) philosophy its annoying when every season ranked games are defined by whether your teammate is willing to pick the busted flavor of the month hero
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hitler dead
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
conformal projections be like the virgin mercator vs the chad stereographic
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i hate these “no culture war just class war for me” people THE CULTURE WAR IS PART OF THE CLASS WAR
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i feel like they need to just go ahead and hotfix dmon now lol shes approaching s20 sigma win rates
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mello @mellofelloo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they do not need to reduce bullet sizes again overwatch is not a mechanics game
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