melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Thing that gets me about that image is the little smile from the guy on the right; looking at Abe like, "Yeah, I remember that. I've still got my onion." 010
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026"Mochi and Murder" is the high school anime club cozy mystery series that we need. 010
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Every few generations, people become convinced that they're living in the end times. Sooner or later, they're going to be right. 000
Reposted by @melkahb.bsky.socialLP @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 12/09/2026IKEA released KALLAX STORAGEBORN a free creation for Skyrim www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZOD...youtube.comKALLAX STORAGEBORN, a free creation for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ from IKEA.YouTube video by IKEA Ireland 043
Reposted by @melkahb.bsky.socialNPR @npr.org · 20/08/2026"Weird Al" Yankovic returns to the Tiny Desk with a couple parodies, a Weezer pastiche and the Emmy-losing closing-credits blues-rock jam to Weird: The Al Yankovic Story. n.pr/4xbnrK0n.pr'Weird Al' Yankovic: Tiny Desk Concert"Weird Al" Yankovic returns to the Tiny Desk with a couple parodies, a Weezer pastiche and the Emmy-losing closing-credits blues-rock jam to Weird: The Al Yankovic Story. 643578
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Tell me we're missing Roldan without telling me we're missing Roldan. 020
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Agreed. Good thing Ragen has had a great half. 000
Reposted by @melkahb.bsky.socialSounders FC @soundersfc.com · 09/07/2026Build A Bonfire, Build A Bonfire 🎶 MORE ➡️ sndrs.com/knu1q9b0 48927
Reposted by @melkahb.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/07/2026‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens theonion.com‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed AliensWASHINGTON—Displaying an uncanny comprehension of humanity’s power structures as they emerged from their interstellar spacecraft, a delegation of surprisingly politically informed aliens issued demand... 142983545
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026And it shames all the other, more established soccer nations who have played, cautious, conservative, and even scared at this tournament. 020
Reposted by @melkahb.bsky.social(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and, at the end, you get cooked by two guys from the 28th-best team in MLS. 431741
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Knowing how much Fox is screwing FIFA on these broadcast rights takes some of the sting out of it—not quite enough to make up for Alexi Lalas, but some. 010
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026What's Balogun doing for the sprint season? 0110
Reposted by @melkahb.bsky.socialJeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 19/06/2026Look at these drone shots. Look at this atmosphere. You’re telling me you want to leave it for Renton?!? GTFO. 1221436
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026And unusual. It was in the low 20s C at the end of last week and will be again in a day or so. 000
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Put on a good show; this is our chance to audition the city for Salah. 010
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Any people who pronounce "clerk" like the secret identity of a superhero should not be entrusted with a language. 040
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I know it's early, but did Yedlin just give us the Pass of the Week in the 50th minute? 120
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Also, I think Kalani had the secondary assist on that goal. Which means the ball went from Kalani to Snyder to Jordan. This goal grown in the Pacific Northwest. 020
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Might be a nod to Jesus. Can't say for sure, but that's my head cannon. 010
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026San Jose is making a statement tonight on several levels. I wonder how many teams will understand it. 030
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I disagree. I've driven and walked through Centralia PA, and it's the kind of sci-fi horror/eldritch horror town that many kids would *love*. Gotta be the right kind of kid, of course. Oh, and you would need to avoid the toxic gasses, too, I suppose. 010
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026*sigh* So, you know that there are support groups for this, right? 010
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Are we going to get your considered thoughts on the Rapids after the Minoungou trade? 000
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 24/03/2026*This* is what I'm here for. Come for the soccer, stay for the "30 Rock" references. 020
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The economic argument makes the most sense; but I know that whenever I saw a video with the Sora watermark on it, I immediately paused and blocked the channel. And I can't have been the only one. So not only the money but probably also the reach didn't pencil out. 011
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Credit where it's due: Republicans in congress are *helping* Trump's policies to destroy the American economy. 010
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Wait, you're saying that it can get *worse*? 000
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 22/03/2026So, while I can't actually say that I watched the game, I did have it on the TV, and I genuinely thought that the saddest part was poor Dax trying desperately to find something decent to say about both teams. Truly, a drowning man looking for good things to say about the ocean. 010
Reposted by @melkahb.bsky.socialJeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 21/03/2026This is a good reminder that while many of the former SB Nation sites found new lives as independents, there’s no longer an infrastructure to keep them going when a manager steps down. The vibrancy of the American soccer mediascape is entirely dependent on our willingness to support it. 1245
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Unlikely, but a gift basket and case of wine might be in order. 000
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 19/03/2026"wonder if he feels like a dipshit" No. It's clearly the refs/fans/opponents/teammates to blame. I do honestly think that a lot of these guys have had smoke blown up their asses for so long that they've come to genuinely believe it. 021
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 15/03/2026What about the region made you want to move to the Puget Sound? 020
Reposted by @melkahb.bsky.socialLobbing Scorchers @lobbingscorchers.com · 13/03/2026👏 Seattle Sounders Paul Arriola will be donating to the American Cancer Society for every goal and assist he scores this season and wearing the names of survivors on his under shirt. Arriola revealed the shirt against the Vancouver Whitecaps after scoring in Concacaf Champions Cup. 37121
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Literally couldn't have done it without him. 021
Reposted by @melkahb.bsky.socialG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 13/03/2026With a big assist from Jesus 2485
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Great. Now I can't unsee that. Well, there's my evening gone. 000
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Like Dave, I would be curious to see a breakdown of these numbers with time stamps. I suspect that the Sounders went in expecting to bunker, but given how good (and criminally underrated) Yeimar is at progressing the ball, I wonder if they leaned into it after he came out. 100
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Nikola Petković, brought to MLS by Charlotte as a U-22 signing for around $3 million but never saw much play. We got him on loan for *much* less with a purchase option if he works out. LOTS of upside, but there's development to do (which, in fairness, we're usually pretty good at doing). 110
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 26/02/2026It's perfect-bound! I was *not* expecting that and am so pleased. 020
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 26/02/2026What kind of animal sacrifice, and to whom, do you think would be most appropriate for ensuring that Jordan Morris could catch a fukin' break? Asking for a friend. 030
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Hawks are often protective as well as predatory. So, I'd guess that you were watching an experimental avian remake of the clock tower confrontation from the Hudsucker Proxy. 010
melkahb.bsky.social @melkahb.bsky.social · 23/02/2026MLS AFTER DARK, BABY!!1! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? 020
