Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Not my child trying to convince me that “buttcrack” was on her spelling test 000
Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 03/10/2025@tricialockwood.bsky.social signed my padre pio card and it makes me laugh and I’m also deeply moved, which is very much what it’s like to read her work. What a night @thankyoubooks.bsky.social 0222
Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Pink pony club on a loop in my head except it’s going “dick’s sporting goods,” someone pls help 020
Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 08/05/2025An American pope. Like I’m flattered but are y’all sure 000
Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 01/04/2025The microplastics in me accept and honor the microplastics in you 010
Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Just learned my 7 yo’s word for “golf course” is “putt putt field” 000
Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 23/01/2024Last night I dreamed my six year old was smoking a cigarette and I was like okaaay but just one 000
Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 09/12/2023lmao someone just drove down my street absolutely blasting Jack Johnson 000
Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 05/12/2023[playing restaurant with 5yo] Me: This tea is delicious, what’s in it? 5yo: Oh, just meat! 040