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Melissa Gilmore

@melissajkg.bsky.social
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Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Not my child trying to convince me that “buttcrack” was on her spelling test
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Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
@tricialockwood.bsky.social signed my padre pio card and it makes me laugh and I’m also deeply moved, which is very much what it’s like to read her work. What a night @thankyoubooks.bsky.social
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Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Pink pony club on a loop in my head except it’s going “dick’s sporting goods,” someone pls help
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Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I take it back I like the Chicago pope
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Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
An American pope. Like I’m flattered but are y’all sure
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Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Your best American pope is this anything
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Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The microplastics in me accept and honor the microplastics in you
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Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Just learned my 7 yo’s word for “golf course” is “putt putt field”
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Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
oh thank god
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Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
Last night I dreamed my six year old was smoking a cigarette and I was like okaaay but just one
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Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
lmao someone just drove down my street absolutely blasting Jack Johnson
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Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Can’t/won’t stop wearing author hats
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Melissa Gilmore @melissajkg.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
[playing restaurant with 5yo] Me: This tea is delicious, what’s in it? 5yo: Oh, just meat!
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