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Melissa

@melhadf.shite.name
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Apparently complicated, skater, parent, gamer, occasional twitch streamer.

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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 02/10/2026
I've seen this one before... Labour can even use the same poster as they are pushing the same policies.
A Nazi Aktion T4 poster that roughly translates to "The national community will pay for the lives of these hereditarily ill people.  Peoples money, that is your money too"
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 28/09/2026
Gonna try and run it on my weirdest portable PC from this century
A photo of a Gole1 with a reflection of a black and white cat in the screen
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 20/09/2026
I have no IOT devices, and my PC is on Linux. And yet the only device I have that I don't fully control (my phone) served an ad for the mould wizard in the system update notes. I don't want ads in my system update, and that goes double for terf shit.
The pixel update for September 2026 It lists what's new such as scam message detection and then Harry Potter audiobooks, widgets and settings for you to download and one click turn it into an ad.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 17/09/2026
The cats are mad at me and really, really want to go outside. Bella keeps staring at me from odd places, while Renfield is determined that if he stares hard enough at the front door it will open on it's own.
A black and white cat peeking out from behind the top of a door frame.

There is definitely not a cupboard covered boxes and bags of food in the background.A fluffy black and white cat staring hard at an external door.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 09/09/2026
Another OoT release.
The NO BART meme in 3 panels, with the heading Fifth Release and Second Remake of the same game.
Marge: Bethesda No
Bart as Bethesda: I'm right here
Marge: Sorry Force of Habit
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 08/09/2026
The Geordi Meme where he hates the first thing and likes the second.

In this case pic 1 is Defend the BBC (urgh why?) and pic 2 is Defund the BBC (Much better)
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 06/09/2026
Xmas comes earlier every year.... Next year it might even start before the school year does.
A photo taken in Tesco showing Xmas chocolates with a sign above saying "For Every Festive Moment"
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 28/08/2026
I wonder if they'll use the old Homebase posters where they crowed and preened about free labour for all their stores.
An internal staff poster from Homebase in 2013. It is broken into 4 sections.
Header "Stage One of the First Team of Work Experience at Haringey"
Photo of staff with caption I can't quite read.
Footing header "How the work experience program can benefit your store."
Footer "Would 750 hours with no payroll costs help your store?"
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 13/08/2026
Does it involve this law breaking trending subject? You can't legally say a result on polling day in the UK and yet... here you are saying a result on polling day, despite the polls still being open.
A screenshot of "Trending" that shows "Farage wins Clacton seat."  This is being show on the day of that by-election vote and is highly illegal to do so to UK users.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 05/08/2026
A simpsons meme in two panels.  The first has bart saying "This is the most abusive government of my life".
The second has Homer saying "The most abusive government of your life so far"
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 04/08/2026
Sometimes I wonder if I want to play a game, then I browse the Steam store page and see things like this... Sufficed to say I've been playing it a ton just like we had to run it on the family PC in the late 1900's.
A screenshot from Defrag Incremental. It looks similar to the old DOS program and if this were a video you could hear the clicking drive sounds too.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 22/07/2026
It's such a good remake. I used it to learn to make my own gifs.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 15/07/2026
A more invasive camera that's pointed at our bedroom windows has just been mounted.
A photo of a cctv camera mounted in a hidden spot and pointing directly at the photographer.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 13/07/2026
I loved Sam Neil since I saw Event Horizon as a young adult... One of the first I could pick out by name rather than face. He had many great roles, but none more surprising to me than when he appeared as the accused on an Australian comedy drama called Rake.
A summary of an episode from Rake. R v Chandler, Dr Chandler (Sam Neil) is accused of having sex with the family dog and Cleaver Greene defends him.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 10/07/2026
Ending the week with some good news
A picture of the Doom guy in hell killing demons, with the caption "Where is Ann Widdecombe".
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 05/07/2026
The cats know they aren't allowed on the kitchen sides. Looks like one has already found a loophole... she's proud of this spot.
A black and white cat sat proudly atop a fridge freezer.

On the very edge of the picture is a doorframe, through which a plush Bunger from Bugsnax is just visible.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 29/06/2026
But my friend is here, let us go and play....
A photo through a window, in the near distance is a grey cat waiting for their friends.  In the foreground is a black and white cat that is looking at their friend longinglyA different black and white cat from the other photo sat inside, by a closed external door.  They are pleading with their eyes and face to be let out to play.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 21/06/2026
Showed Bella a spider in the bath and now she's waiting for a second one to show up.
A kitten in a bath waiting for a spider to appear.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 17/06/2026
Clearly my cat as I also close my eyes in 99% of photos.
A fluffy black and white kitten with it's eyes closed and mouth open.  It's either sneezing or about to bite someone.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 17/06/2026
Hmmm, my MP is having a coffee morning, but only advertised it on another platform. He must've missed a tick box for sharing or something... the same as his missing signature on EDM 240. As I'm so helpful here's the details he seems to have forgotten to share on bsky.
A poster advertising Jeevun Sandhers MP coffee morning at Hathern Baptist Church, Hathern.
On Saturday 20th June 2026, from 10am until 12pm.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 15/06/2026
I've been teaching the kittens to bring things back for treats. The smaller one is now bringing back apples. One day Kikis delivery service is going to become a reality.
A black and white kitten with her fresh kill.... A small apple.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 13/06/2026
Kitten sleeping like they didn't jump on me at 6am to sort breakfast. Best spot in the house.
A black and white kitten asleep on a window sill.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 01/06/2026
I decided to sell the steam cards I'd left unused in my account for 15 years. This isn't even the full inventory as there are 290 more listed in the marketplace that haven't sold yet. Plus some non-marketable ones that I need to turn into more sellable cards.
A screenshot from an email client showing 100s and hundreds of identical looking emails that say "An item you listed in the Community Market has been sold.".
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 23/05/2026
A title card from Star Trek Voyager that has an episode title of "The Janeway Murders"
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 22/05/2026
WEC member and Labour MP Kevin McKenna has been on a trans blocking spree since the EHRC code of practice yesterday.
MP and WEC member Kevin McKennas blocks from overnight... there's quite a high number of trans people listed.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 20/05/2026
Video games will be like "There's a hidden trap nearby"
Bare floorboards but one has been replaced and is not faded like the surrounding boards.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 17/05/2026
Yesterday I thought showing one of the ktitens Stray would be a good idea and they really enjoyed it. This morning I've already been jumped on and had the controller pawed towards me to play some more. What have I done?
A cat sat on my leg. The cat is intently watching the PC monitor where a game of Stray is playing.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 14/05/2026
Just need to finish bricking him in now...
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 13/05/2026
But you don't even pay your own council tax (www.mpsexpenses.info/mp/1279/late...) You get those same families to pay yours too as part of your expenses. I mean you say in this very thread Broadest shoulders should pay, your pay is way higher than the population and you... don't pay!
A screenshot showing that Phil Bricknell MP doesn't pay his own Council Tax it says "19/05/2025	Accommodation	Council Tax May 2025
£179.32"
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 12/05/2026
Do social housing tenants know their right to repair for certain problems? Because I've found that not even the landlords know what they say they do and what their staff actually provide.
A screenshot that reads:- The Secure Tenants of Local Authorities (Right to Repair) Regulations SI. 1994 No 133,
sets qualifying times for certain qualifying repairs and requires all local authorities to advise
customer who are reporting any of the qualifying repairs of:
• their rights under the Right to Repair Scheme
• the timescales set out in the Right to Repair Scheme to complete the repair (either 1, 3 or
7 days)
• the details of a second contractor should the Council’s main contractor fail to undertake
the work within the required timescale The Right to Repair provides tenants with a right to
receive a prescribed amount of compensation, should the Council’s contractor fail to
undertake the repair within the qualifying time.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 11/05/2026
I think the smaller kitten has found the secret treat drawer.
A small kitten looking trapped between a sofa and plastic drawers.
The kitten isn't trapped, she just wants treats.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 05/05/2026
This is my cat, that is not my shed.
A photo of a black and white kitten sat on a wooden shed.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 30/04/2026
"The most popular politician in Britain" Press X to doubt.
A screenshot from the article that reads "The most popular politician in Britain came down from Manchester to spend the whole day campaigning in London. As Andy Burnham went from Haringey to Brixton, he rallied Labour’s footsoldiers. “Don’t go into the last two weeks with your shoulders down,” he told them. “Get your shoulders up.”"
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 21/04/2026
I think my make shift cat bed is a success.
Sleeping kitten in a box lid that has had fluffy clothes placed in it as a bed for the kitten.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 15/04/2026
Steamed Hams where Skinner has brought out hamburgers with the caption "I thought this was a 30th Birthday Celebration" "no no it's a 30th anniversary"
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 08/04/2026
Need cat food, ordered for delivery. Evri is the "delivery" company. Fails to deliver, check with company and Oh wow, they lost the package I'm shocked. CS immediately offers DPD rather than Evri for a re-attempt... why do companies still insist on Evri?
A screenshot from a webchat confirming that Evri couldn't deliver if they're life depended on it.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 04/04/2026
Hannah seems accurate when compared to your voting record www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/26392/lei... You even voted to keep the child benefit cap www.politics.co.uk/news/2024/07... You are clearly out of touch with the public or you wouldn't be trying to increase poverty.
Voting record from Theyworkforyou showing that this MP is indeed out of touch with the public.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 26/03/2026
I think I may have been a few minutes late with feeding the kittens this morning.
A cute black and white kitten looking threatening with a plastic knife.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 24/03/2026
My hyperfocus today led to learning FFMPEG commands and now I can upload the second best cinematic masterpiece as a gif.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 23/03/2026
KFC have released an unholy combination Pickle Pepsi and it's actually really good.... like I want another good.
An almost finished Pickle Pepsi
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 17/03/2026
A side by side comparison that shows two grilled cheese sandwiches.  One says DLSS Off and the other says DLSS On.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 17/03/2026
This is exactly what happens with footballs in real life when they get scared. I wonder what they took out of the DLSS5 video if they consider this great for release.
A perfectly normal still from the DLSS5 nvidia video.
It contains a footballer and a football.  The football is distorted and broken across the entire player like it got caught in a transporter buffer.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 11/03/2026
I'm 47 and a parent but I've also been a local councillor, a child minding assistant, a programmer, a stand-up, a re-enactor and lots of other things. I want a quiet life and for a time it felt possible, but I'm trans and Labour wants to wipe me and my community out so I'm back to fighting to exist.
The British Labour party's logo with a bloody handprint over the rose to reflect all the trans kids they have murdered.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 10/03/2026
Wow the indepth data gathering of companies is offering to help me reduce my £0 bills by £0... Think I'll stick with £0 instead.
A screenshot showing I could lower my monthly payments by £0, because they are already £0
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 08/03/2026
I'm going to have to find a more kitten-proof shelf now.
A Kitten on a shelf that is just below ceiling height.  The wall below it is completely bare.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 06/03/2026
It pairs well with his official flickr account (linked from Labours site) still saying Leader of the Opposition. www.flickr.com/people/19091...
Flickr account of Keir Starmer that still says Leader of the Opposition.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 02/03/2026
The kitten is determined to make sure I don't drown as she has decided now is the time to be fed.
A kitten on the side of a bath staring intently to make sure the human in the bath doesn't drown.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 10/02/2026
One day this "disability confident" employer will do more than acknowledge my application. The job has been reposted at least six times since I applied.
A screenshot from a job application dated 25/09/2024 with an acknowledged status.
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Melissa @melhadf.shite.name · 10/02/2026
Never did I expect to be performing material I'd written on stage. Or that the festival wrist band was anti-tamper, it's a little snug.
A photo of the Leicester comedy festival wrist band on an arm.
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