Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Melfice. Fuckice. #FuckIce Yeah. Yeah, I can live with that. 120
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026No cheating. Share the last picture of the sky from your camera roll. 000
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Archeologist: Why are you touching that cup with your bare hands, you nitwits! It's a Roman metal cup! That's LEAD! 020
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 21/08/2026On a Discord for a Youtuber/twitch streamer where there is a running joke that every fan of his is either openly trans/queer or still an egg/in the closet, I made a joke that I was the only true cis male there. Somebody went off on me. It wasn't something to be proud of. How dare I say that. 000
Reposted by Melficesweet zee @zoctopode.bsky.social · 17/08/2026little mech comic i made. read it or i dont feed the hostages #mechs #comics #webcomics #stilldontknowhowbskytaggingworks 10526281267
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026From Scrubs: "Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around." 010
Reposted by MelficeAbigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026rizzing @nicoleamaines.bsky.social up in Shakespearean English 😉 Stream THE PRINCE now at laservision.tv 1139057
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'm slowly catching up to the players. Episode 100 of #Altheya now! #HighRollers #HighRollersDnD 000
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 28/07/2026After your first burn out. At least, that's how it works for me. 001
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The city of Oldenzaal in the Netherlands has had two mayors for the past decade. Both keep a standing militia, hoping to overthrow each other. The city center, and therefor the city hall, has changed hands four times in the past year. Oldenzaal is an active war zone. 100
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This is, of course, the same free market that is killing you by poisoning your water. And the same free market that just decides to up the price of eggs. And the same free market... well. I'd be here all day and not be finished listing examples of how the free market is setting everybody back. 010
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 19/05/2026They tried a bit too hard with her personality. Yet, at the same time, I'm so happy I have Muria aboard my ship and part of my crew. #Starfield 011
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 16/05/2026First "console" played: Some Pong thing First console owned: NES First console that made me properly fall in love with games: The old 386 PC, but that's not a console. My Playstation 2, I suppose? First console that was just mine rather than shared: NES First console I bought with my own money: NES 010
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Starting with the name, of course. Heracles. Not Hercules. That was the Roman knock-off. 010
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Watching the world en-masse adopt the British term for a cellphone. "Oh, god. It's the Handyvirus!" 100
Reposted by MelficeThe Peploe Under The Stairs @sarahpeploe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion 302085577
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Thank god using AI and vibe coding is going well. Imagine if stuff just broke. That'd be simply terrible! #FuckAI #FuckVibeCoding #Bluesky 020
Reposted by MelficeJillean McCommons @jilleanmc.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Saw this and thought of you. Family, mobility, joy, learning. So much good. Plus, the little handlebars! 1036780
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I just deleted a Whatsapp chat. I'd previously archived it. Just... in case? Maybe? I don't know what the case was. But I didn't delete it before. I don't know what made me do it now, in this moment. I'm not sad. I'm not relieved either. It didn't feel good, though. But maybe it will tomorrow. 000
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I want it to happen during the US' night. I want them to wake up to Europeans gently announcing to them: "It happened. It's almost over. Be safe now. Celebrate, and then be ready. You're nearly there. You're nearly free." 000
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 10/02/2026You know D&D? Yeah? Yeah? You know all about D&D, yeah? What about D&D? *snorts* D&Deez NUTS! ... ... 110
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I'm... I'm not the only one who sees Brennan Lee Mulligan, right? #BrennanLeeMulligan #StarTrek 000
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Yesterday would have been the best time. Today is the next best time. But, tomorrow? Just after waking up? Well, I gosh-darn reckon it'd put a little extra pep in my step. Might even conjure a little smile on my face, in spite of my current mood and morbs. 000
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026#HarmonyGlen - Born To Fly High... Honestly, if you put some different instruments underneath, it could be a #GoldenEarring song. It's got that same vibe to it. 000
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 19/12/2025They say honey is good for your health, right? I'm sure that also extend to the fermented variety. Skål, as I have a nice big cup of cherry-blossom flavoured mead. Because I'm a poor, sickly boy. (I just have a cold. But you don't need to know that.) 000
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Wat is dat Nieuw Van De Dag op SBS6 toch een openlijke rechtse propaganda programma. Ik krijg er de kriebels van. 000
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Everybody should ask #FIFA for their #PeacePrize. Even or especially if you've done nothing to promote peace. You'll still be more eligible than the Terrible Tangerine. 001
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Ooh... you just know #Nintendo is going to sue #Valve. Clearly Valve broke the patent on cube-shaped consoles. 000
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Jesus Christ, every episode of campaign four is just longer than the previous! FIVE COCKING HOURS!? #CriticalRole #CampaignFour #Campaign4 000
Reposted by MelficeThe Nefarious Dr Raccoon @mattyraccy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025This is a fuchswerfer. It werfs fuchs. 312950932
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Contrary to all expectations, things have gone FUBAR. #Alien:Earth #AlienEarth 000
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 11/09/2025One must imagine the ghost of Charlie Kirk happy. He died as a sacrifice to keep the second amendment. 040
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Slightly diminish a book Esquire Of The Rings - JRR Tolkien 000
Reposted by MelficeBlue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 26/08/2025For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again. 584148533159
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Just a brief look into my stupid brain: When I first made my current #DnD character, Om Asor, I was just looking around. Searching for inspiration. And I lingered on #AtomicRobo 's Dr. Dinosaur for said inspiration. Excellent! Ooh? Dragonborn? Yes. What class? Hmm... fighter? No. 1/4 210
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I know I'm not the first one to think of this, but... Warforged Druid. BEAST WARS! 000
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Criminals. Every single one of them. And I love them, and I would kill and die for them. 000
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Casting Blade Ward as a Bard. To the tune of Wonderwall. "So maybeeee! I'm gonna be the one who saves meeee! 'Cause after alllll! Your blade will do fuck a-ha-halllllll!" #Bard #BardSpell #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons 010
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 14/07/2025So... G chords on an ukulele. Ouch. My poor, non-musical fingers. 100
Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 24/06/2025The king of the Netherlands has the opportunity to do something incredibly funny, and useful to the world. Just sayin'. 000