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Melfice

@melfice.bsky.social
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I'm a guy. Pronouns are pretty straightforward. If you feel the need to be creative with it, go for it. Manufactured in 1986, Best until 2030.

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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Melfice. Fuckice. #FuckIce Yeah. Yeah, I can live with that.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last picture of the sky from your camera roll.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Archeologist: Why are you touching that cup with your bare hands, you nitwits! It's a Roman metal cup! That's LEAD!
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
On a Discord for a Youtuber/twitch streamer where there is a running joke that every fan of his is either openly trans/queer or still an egg/in the closet, I made a joke that I was the only true cis male there. Somebody went off on me. It wasn't something to be proud of. How dare I say that.
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sweet zee @zoctopode.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
little mech comic i made. read it or i dont feed the hostages #mechs #comics #webcomics #stilldontknowhowbskytaggingworks
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
From Scrubs: "Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around."
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
rizzing @nicoleamaines.bsky.social up in Shakespearean English 😉 Stream THE PRINCE now at laservision.tv
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm slowly catching up to the players. Episode 100 of #Altheya now! #HighRollers #HighRollersDnD
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have made my peace. I stand fast to my convictions.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
After your first burn out. At least, that's how it works for me.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The city of Oldenzaal in the Netherlands has had two mayors for the past decade. Both keep a standing militia, hoping to overthrow each other. The city center, and therefor the city hall, has changed hands four times in the past year. Oldenzaal is an active war zone.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is, of course, the same free market that is killing you by poisoning your water. And the same free market that just decides to up the price of eggs. And the same free market... well. I'd be here all day and not be finished listing examples of how the free market is setting everybody back.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
They tried a bit too hard with her personality. Yet, at the same time, I'm so happy I have Muria aboard my ship and part of my crew. #Starfield
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
First "console" played: Some Pong thing First console owned: NES First console that made me properly fall in love with games: The old 386 PC, but that's not a console. My Playstation 2, I suppose? First console that was just mine rather than shared: NES First console I bought with my own money: NES
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Starting with the name, of course. Heracles. Not Hercules. That was the Roman knock-off.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Watching the world en-masse adopt the British term for a cellphone. "Oh, god. It's the Handyvirus!"
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The Peploe Under The Stairs @sarahpeploe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Thank god using AI and vibe coding is going well. Imagine if stuff just broke. That'd be simply terrible! #FuckAI #FuckVibeCoding #Bluesky
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Jillean McCommons @jilleanmc.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Saw this and thought of you. Family, mobility, joy, learning. So much good. Plus, the little handlebars!
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I just deleted a Whatsapp chat. I'd previously archived it. Just... in case? Maybe? I don't know what the case was. But I didn't delete it before. I don't know what made me do it now, in this moment. I'm not sad. I'm not relieved either. It didn't feel good, though. But maybe it will tomorrow.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I want it to happen during the US' night. I want them to wake up to Europeans gently announcing to them: "It happened. It's almost over. Be safe now. Celebrate, and then be ready. You're nearly there. You're nearly free."
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Can't. Sailing homeward to Mingulay.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
You know D&D? Yeah? Yeah? You know all about D&D, yeah? What about D&D? *snorts* D&Deez NUTS! ... ...
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'm... I'm not the only one who sees Brennan Lee Mulligan, right? #BrennanLeeMulligan #StarTrek
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Yesterday would have been the best time. Today is the next best time. But, tomorrow? Just after waking up? Well, I gosh-darn reckon it'd put a little extra pep in my step. Might even conjure a little smile on my face, in spite of my current mood and morbs.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
#HarmonyGlen - Born To Fly High... Honestly, if you put some different instruments underneath, it could be a #GoldenEarring song. It's got that same vibe to it.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
They say honey is good for your health, right? I'm sure that also extend to the fermented variety. Skål, as I have a nice big cup of cherry-blossom flavoured mead. Because I'm a poor, sickly boy. (I just have a cold. But you don't need to know that.)
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Wat is dat Nieuw Van De Dag op SBS6 toch een openlijke rechtse propaganda programma. Ik krijg er de kriebels van.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Everybody should ask #FIFA for their #PeacePrize. Even or especially if you've done nothing to promote peace. You'll still be more eligible than the Terrible Tangerine.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
A photo of a small pond. In the foreground is seen a field of grass leading to some sort of reeds or fern on the bank of the pond.

Prominently to the left of the photo is part of a tree, its leaves vibrantly orange, with some small patches of faded green.

In the far background, in the pond, amongst reeds stands a duck house (?) in typical oriental styling. It is coloured in red walls with several tiers of light blue rooves.
In the furthest background several more trees can be seen, their leaves various shades of green and yellow.
The sky is a bright, yet moody grey.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Ooh... you just know #Nintendo is going to sue #Valve. Clearly Valve broke the patent on cube-shaped consoles.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Atomic Robo
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Jesus Christ, every episode of campaign four is just longer than the previous! FIVE COCKING HOURS!? #CriticalRole #CampaignFour #Campaign4
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Truth. Speaking from experience as well.
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The Nefarious Dr Raccoon @mattyraccy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
This is a fuchswerfer. It werfs fuchs.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Contrary to all expectations, things have gone FUBAR. #Alien:Earth #AlienEarth
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
One must imagine the ghost of Charlie Kirk happy. He died as a sacrifice to keep the second amendment.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Slightly diminish a book Esquire Of The Rings - JRR Tolkien
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Slightly diminish a book Guards. - Sir Terry Pratchett.
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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Just a brief look into my stupid brain: When I first made my current #DnD character, Om Asor, I was just looking around. Searching for inspiration. And I lingered on #AtomicRobo 's Dr. Dinosaur for said inspiration. Excellent! Ooh? Dragonborn? Yes. What class? Hmm... fighter? No. 1/4
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I know I'm not the first one to think of this, but... Warforged Druid. BEAST WARS!
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Criminals. Every single one of them. And I love them, and I would kill and die for them.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Casting Blade Ward as a Bard. To the tune of Wonderwall. "So maybeeee! I'm gonna be the one who saves meeee! 'Cause after alllll! Your blade will do fuck a-ha-halllllll!" #Bard #BardSpell #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
So... G chords on an ukulele. Ouch. My poor, non-musical fingers.
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Melfice @melfice.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The king of the Netherlands has the opportunity to do something incredibly funny, and useful to the world. Just sayin'.
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