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meldo.bsky.social

@meldo.bsky.social
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If less is more then I am in abundance, please send less.

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meldo.bsky.social @meldo.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Oh to be three and drip around the house with my shirt lifted up like a tiny net carrying like... wet rocks and sticks and shit. There's when we had it made, luggin' the haul.
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meldo.bsky.social @meldo.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
A baby with its tiny-ass fingers clasped together: "Give us this day our daily titty."
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meldo.bsky.social @meldo.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Toast in Fourteen Easy Steps
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meldo.bsky.social @meldo.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
It's time to put away my summer beanie hat and dust off the fall beanie hat.
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meldo.bsky.social @meldo.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Convert me to steak sauce education immediately.
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meldo.bsky.social @meldo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Cuddling up this evening with a damp burlap bag of discarded roofing nails. I can't read so this makes for a cozy moment of respite.
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meldo.bsky.social @meldo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Tumble-dry high for once, you cowardly fabrics.
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meldo.bsky.social @meldo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Information is food, both are consumed. If something you're reading is hard to swallow, try smaller bites, eat around the fat, and make sure you're not chewing on a piece of wrapper still stuck to the bottom. I wish I was more helpful with life but ultimately I'm just hungry.
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meldo.bsky.social @meldo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
When you feel like you can't get enough and somebody says; "Enough, enough getting." And you agree it was too much and say "Got it." and they say "No, stop! You just got more! No more getting, okay‽" And you're worried now like "Alright, gotcha." And they vanish screaming "Not me too..."
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meldo.bsky.social @meldo.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
I'll tell you what's entertaining... Entertainment.
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meldo.bsky.social @meldo.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Every year we say November, but I'm here to tell this Vember fellow that they're welcome at my place. I probably won't have any good snacks until tomorrow though.
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