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X-R-A-Y @xraylitmag.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

we have a story by Jace Einfeldt @meinjace.bsky.social !! ‘Crying From the Dust’ is about a boy who hit his brother in the head with a tee ball bat. Cain & Abel vibes – read this story ! xraylitmag.com/crying-from-...

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CRYING FROM THE DUST by Jace Einfeldt

A week after my baptism, I hit my little brother in the head with a tee-ball bat and sent my whole family into a frenzy on a Saturday afternoon in mid-March and got locked out of the family car and to...

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Jace Einfeldt @meinjace.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Got a new story up on @mrbullbull.bsky.social called “Deseret”! It’s a fun one. If you like cats, electric razors, buzz cuts, or aliens you should check it out. If you don’t like any of these things, read it anyway because we’re friends, right? mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...

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Deseret | MrBullBull

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Jace Einfeldt @meinjace.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

One of the most disappointing feelings, aside from the constant deluge of dread we’ve been flooded with so far this year, is rolling up to a park with your toddler only to discover that everything is wet.

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Jace Einfeldt @meinjace.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Played some indoor soccer this evening and my knees and shins reminded me that I’ll be 29 in a little over a month. This is how my twenties end: not with a bang but with a whimper.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 30/01/2025

"Look, I’ve got nothing against Queequeg. He’s a nice guy. And he can spy a whale spout in a hurricane. And swim like a dolphin. But all those 'biggee' tattoos? Tell me they don’t scream 'diversity hire.'"

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I’d Be Lead Harpooner on the Pequod If It Wasn’t For These DEI Hires

You know, I wouldn’t say this to just anyone. I’m not one to gam and gossip around the old grog-cooler. But I know you’re a good New England boy wo...

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Jace Einfeldt @meinjace.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Had a proud dad moment earlier: while singing “Down by the Bay” with my son, I rhymed ostrich with hostage. Also, my son said bubbles for the first time, so that’s cool too.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/01/2025

Q: When I open my Cursed Instant Pot, I hear a chorus of distant screams. A: Due to our unique manufacturing process and uneasy accord with a heathen idol, you may occasionally hear the tortured and infinite wails of the damned emanating from within your Cursed Instant Pot.

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FAQ: Your New Cursed Instant Pot

Congratulations on the purchase of your new Cursed Instant Pot Multi-Use Programmable Pressure Cooker. Instant Pot is the #1 selling 7-in-1 multi-c...

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Jace Einfeldt @meinjace.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Gotta say it: This Will Destroy You’s 2014 album Another Language is a great post-rock album and is super slept on, in my opinion.

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Jace Einfeldt @meinjace.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Last year was phenomenal! Do not, and I repeat, do not miss out on this!

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Jace Einfeldt @meinjace.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Was told that my writing needs to lean more into esoteric, Mormon mysticism, and I was like “oh, boy, buckle up.” Y’all haven’t seen nothing yet.

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Jace Einfeldt @meinjace.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Got to gift someone some sourdough starter today, and I felt what must be the rye bread baker equivalent of sending my kid off to college. They grow up so fast. 🥹 🍞

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