Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Leaving The Explorers Society After Impregnating Ampharos’ Enormous Boy Butt With Quadruplets At The Very Least 021
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When Your IDIOT Partner Suggests “Exploring” Or Helping “Save The World” Instead Of CUDDLES And Feeding You YUMMY GUMMIES!!! >:{ 021
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I Have No Pawns, You Are ALL My Queens!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! 011
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Went To Pony Town And Impressed Everyone With My Dancing Skills, You Have Not Done That Therefore I’m BETTER Than You!!! 010
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If You’re Sleepy, The Evil Ones Wake You Up!!! They Need You Awake And And And To Be Their Child, DO NOT LISTEN!!! DO NOT LISTEN TO “MOM”!!! 001
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Bauxia Sleepy Yet Awake Cause Fae Wants More Cookies, I Hate You All For Making Cookies A Limited Resource, It’s Your Fault I Suffer!!! 010
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026They Should Invent Writing Where You Can Just Skip Whatever Your First Paragraph Was Going To Be And Now Your Characters Are Doing Stuff And Gay And I Am A Homosexual Deer Who Is Not Liked By The The The Grandpa’s Friends, Life Is So Hard When I’m Sooo Strong And Cool… 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How It Feels To Ship PMD MC/Partner Instead Of Mei/Hack >:} 022
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yeah, So You Just Described A Skitty (Get It, Because Skitty Is Strong, Cause Like Uhhhmmm Strong, I Am A Comedic Genius That The World Will NEVER Be Able To Replicate NEVER WILL A COMEDIAN OF MY CALIBER BE BORN AGAIN!!) 001
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Chest Hurting Even Outside Of Sleepy Time Today… I Want To Blame You ALL So Bad…static.klipy.comRarity Rain Rarity Equestria GirlsAlt: Equestria Girls Rarity Crying In The Rain, Some Mascara/Eyeliner (Idk In This Case) Is Dripping Down With Her Tears 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sleeping Is Embarrassing As Hell Specially When You’re Struggling To Breathe And AND You’re Scared Cause Your Chest Also Hurts And It’s Been Hurting So Much And You Dont Know What’s Going On And Doctors Hate You Due To Your POWERFUL BODY AND DESTRUCTIVE AURAstatic.klipy.comRarity Sliding Into The Bedsheets Carefully As To Not Make A Mess Of Them! Then Finally Tucking Herself In!Alt: Rarity Sliding Into Some Bedsheets Carefully As To Not Make A Mess Of Them! Then Finally Tucking Herself In! 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026MY CURRENT TUMMY ACHE IS YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW THAT AND YOU STILL GAVE IT TO ME, FUCK YOU AND YOUR TUMMY ACHE POWERS!!! 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026So, After This We Can Finally Admit Mei Is The Knight??? I Liked This Chapter, Even If It Basically Debunked Hana Knight!!! #FugaMelodiesOfSteel #Deltarune 011
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Daily Bauxia Tips And Tricks, You Can Steal The Hand Sanitizer From Your Therapist’s Desk After She Makes You Bring Your Lusus To The Session, You Won’t Get Arrested! 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026THE DENTIST’S INJECTIONS STILL HAVE MY FACE NUMB, THIS IS YOUR FAULT TOO, FUCK YOU FOR DOING THIS TO ME!!! 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I Give Up Trying To Debunk Mei Knight, WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING??? LOOK AT THIS SHIT, HOW IS THAT NOT FUCKING MEI!? #Deltarune #FugaMelodiesOfSteel 032
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Guess Who Got A Headache Todayyy!!! FUCK YOU, IT IS YOUR FAULT, YOU YOU YOU!!! WHY MUST YOU INFLICT THIS UPON SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME??? YOU EVIL HEADACHE INDUCING FOLLOWER!!! 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I Hope You Like Me For Myself And Not My Immense Power Capable Of Taking Over Any World Of Your Choosing, I’d Be Pretty Sad If You Were Using Me For That… What’s That? You Want To Take Over This World? Okayyy Just For You <333 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I Am Done Being Evil, So Many Opportunities For Friendship Destroyed By My Actions… I’ll Change, From Now On I Won’t Be Evil… I’LL BE SUPER EVIL MWAHAHAHA!!! Idk, I Deserve All The Friendship… I Am Good, Good Good… I’m Sorry For My Evil… 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Every Conversation WILL Be About MYSELF!!! The World Literally REVOLVES Around ME So Stop Whining And Start TALKING ABOUT MYSELF WITH ME!!!static.klipy.comTwilight Sparkle and Rarity in The Ticket MasterAlt: Rarity Poking At Twilight Sparkle’s Side With Her Horn, Seemingly Begging For Something! 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026How Would One Put A Stepchild Up For Adoption Behind Wife’s Back? It’s Like 19 Years Old But I Still Wanna Throw It Into An Orphanage! Last Night It Asked For Cheese On Its Mashed Potatoes, Can You BELIEVE THAT? Ungrateful Little Thing… That’s Why I’m Doing This! As Much As It Hurts Me…static.klipy.comAlt: Twilight Sparkle Depressingly Looking Down At The Floor 010
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I Felt My Lusus’ Judgement When I Grabbed The Rotisserie Chicken Straight From The Fridge With My Bare Hands And Devoured It, I Pretended I Did Not Care… But I Did, I Am Sorry… I Am A Horrible Girl!!! 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Declare Enough Of Your Step Child’s “Property” As Rightfully Yours And They Anthropomorphize You, Be Careful!!! 033
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My Laptop Trying To Run Anything That’s Not A 3 Pixel YouTube Video Of A PNG And Some Musicstatic.klipy.comSheena Falefel Dropping Her Doll Bleuette While In ShockAlt: Sheena Falefel Dropping Her Doll Bleuette While In Shock 010
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I Have Confirmed Another One Of My Many Many Many Skills, Fishing Is Now Another Thing I’m Extremely Capable Of… DIVINE, MORTAL, OR DEMONIC… I TRANSCEND ALL, SOON THERE WILL BE NOTHING I AM NOT CAPABLE OF DOING!!! (Swimming Is Not A Skill, I Won’t Learn That Shit)static.klipy.comFuga Melodies Of Steel Little Tail BronxAlt: Mei And Malt Marzipan Cheerily Dancing After Fishing A Pair Of Panties And Chanting The Word (Panties Of Course) During Their Dance 010
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I Have A Headache Today, So I’m Gonna Blame You All Again, FUCK YOU!!! Okay I’m Done, See Ya Next Headache Everyone! 010
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026MY LIFE IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! GIRLFRIENDS, LUSUS OF THE DAD TYPE, ACCESS TO YOUR KIDS THAT YOUR EX WIFE CONVINCED YOU’RE EVIL!? WHO NEEDS ANY OF THAT??? I HAVE TWO CHAIRS, TWOOO!!! DO YOU GET HOW MANY??? TWO CHAIRS!!! 020
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I Could Easily Beat Every Single One Of You In A Fight!!! (I Am Very Strong) 040
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Happy Birthday Mugi!!! Gay Gay Gay! Homosexual!static.klipy.comAnime Girl Funny Face IştAlt: Mugi From K-on Imitating A Sunfish 020
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026SOON, IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR… I SHALL BE CONFIRMED AS THE KNIGHT OF ROARING, ME ME AND ONLY ME!!! I AM THE ROARING KNIGHT!!! 010
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Tried Starting Conflicts In Ponytown But They Just Agreed With Whatever I Said, Fuck This!!! Mei Has Better Things To Do!!! 010
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Yeah, Whatever, You May Have “Friends” And “Loved Ones” But Are You Mei Fuga Melodies Of Steel? NO, I AM AND YOU ARE NOT HAHAHA!!! 051
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Have Some BULLSHIT That’ll Never Leave Sketch Stage! #Littletailbronx #Fugamelodiesofsteel 031
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026The Best Month Will Soon Be Over… Birthday Month Gone… I Blame You All For Creating Time!!! 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026You All Got Me Out Of A BORING Appointment, So Maybe I’m Not As Mad… YOU ARE ALL STILL GUILTY AND TO BLAME FOR ALL MY TRAGEDIES!!! 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026MY FACE HURTS MY THROAT IS BURNING AND CANT SLEEP, YOUR FAULT, I BLAME YOU ALL!!! GUILT NEVER LIES ON ME, ONLY YOU YOU YOU!!!static.klipy.comVriska Homestuck: Angry TypingAlt: Vriska Serket Angrily Smashing Her Keyboard! 010
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026TOMORROW, Start Praying Already If You Haven’t!!! Birthday!!! PRAY TO AND WORSHIP ME DAY!!! TOMORROW!!! 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I Got Called A Pretty Reindeer By A Lady At The Grocery Store, None Of Y’all Have Had ANYTHING As Good As This Happen To You Today!!!static.klipy.comAdorable Fluttershy from My Little PonyAlt: Fluttershy From My Little Pony Blushing And Touching Her Muzzle With A Hoof! 010
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I Know My Parenting Methods Are… Frowned Upon (Daily Beatings And Starvation), But I’m A Good Step Mom, I Should’ve At Least Gotten ONE Happy Mother’s Day!!!static.klipy.comMlp Pinkie Pie Sad & DepressedAlt: MLP Pinkie Pie’s Hair Deflating And Her Becoming Really Sad And Depressed 010
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 10/05/20265 Days, Prepare Your Prayers And All Words Of Admiration You May (Haha, Month) And WILL Have!!! 011
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026In 10 Days, YOU WILL ALL WORSHIP ME (More Than You Do Already), IT SHALL BE THE… BIRTHDAY OF MINE!!! 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I’m Like, Stuck At Home! :} Not Really, God Tiered A While Ago, Just Didn’t Tell Y’all Cause I’m That Awersoeme!!! 020
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026There Goes Red’s Allowance :{ #Solatorobo #LittleTailBronx 132
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Sorry, My Step Child Is GROUNDED So I’m The Only Transgender Person From Our Household Visible Today!!!media.tenor.comAlt: Pinkie Pie Nodding While Her Eyes Are Closed, Canterlot (I Think, Idk) Is On The Background! 010
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Slept HORRIBLY, You Are All To Blame, You Gave Me Whatever Makes My Lungs Hurt When Trying To Sleep!!!media.tenor.coma black and white drawing of a person with a purple circle on their chestAlt: Rose Lalonde Twitching One Of Her Eyes 000
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026If Anything That Annoys Me Happens I’ll Blame All Of You, Be Ready To Suffer Cause Of My Stupid Deer Life!!! 010
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026While You’re Out There KISSING Your Partner I Am Getting Called A THERIAN By My Lusus Of The Dad Type, We Are NOT The Same!!! 031
Bauxia @meimarzipan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026ALWAYS Do Alman Side Quests To Keep Your Red’s Romantic Life Healthy! :} 0175