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Meijay

@meijay.bsky.social
223 followers 117 following 1.3K posts

Midwestern ex-pat now living in Hell’s waiting room. Cynical gay. Cat dad. Probably judging you.

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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 17h
He’s such a tool I hate to root for him. But also…if he can put an end to this…
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 18h
Probably trying to figure out how to pin this on Guilfoyle
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Completely devoid of color just to really slam home how they don’t do no rainbows.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Did you buy the ad space?” “Yes, sure did. They started airing yesterday.” “In Portland, Maine, right?” “Of course. What other Portland is there?” “Because we’re getting a lot of phone calls from Oregon.” “…” “It’s fine. I’m sure it will all work out.”
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I went to university of Cincinnati. They’re now in the same conference as Arizona. Their game last week started at 11 pm. I’m too old for that shit.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When Stanford and Boston college are in the same conference we’ve lost the plot.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The last round of realignment made zero sense. Cal and Stanford in the ACC. The four teams to the big ten.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Glad you’re back!
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of our vendors brought some in as a catered lunch for the office last month and acted insulted when I turned it down and told her why.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kind of sheds a light on why she and Megan Mullaly fell out.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Study finds sun rises and sets.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They absolutely do not understand consent.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They’re all going to have maralago face.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I knew the sister back in the day.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What the absolute fuck.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If we were capable of thinking we wouldn’t have elected him the first time, let alone the second.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Straight until you get a little sauce on them, anyway.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When you’ve lost your propaganda wing what is left?
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To be fair, he’s always had to be told how to vote.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Did you see what that llama was wearing!?! It’s not my fault!!”
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too. I can bag the groceries the way I want and not have frozen stuff in with my shampoo. And no small talk? Heaven.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
She was the guest on Dax Shepherd’s armchair expert podcast this week. I didn’t know much about her beyond Wonder Woman but she seems like a cool person.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The root cause of postpartum is sperm count and erectile dysfunction. Of course.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gee, I wonder why he did that…
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Look at that! He told the truth! Will miracles never cease.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Making the people of one faith into the enemy and trying to eradicate them from your country. Now who does THAT remind you of…
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We had one.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Holy shit. He found a way to get me to vote for AOC.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am confident in saying that he will find someone far worse than her.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
So hiring and training people who aren’t straight white men was “dei hiring” and bad. But hiring people based solely on their ability to play video games is good?
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m asking for this on my next birthday.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If they haven’t figured it out by now they’re not going to.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
He must have blocked everyone who follows/is followed by Bruce because he blocked me too.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Gym has a pretty long record of standing by abusers.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This bananaquit in Aruba was sure we were trying to steal his margarita salt.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
People suck, and for some reason they suck harder in grocery stores.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
El Salvador?
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yeah but how could people vote for someone with a weird laugh?
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just to be clear, you went from “nobody” to “statistically insignificant” in three posts. You’re talking out of your ass because you want to dismiss a real problem. It is a primary reason and none of your “yeah, but”s change that.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It wasn’t ONLY because they were gay. They also were left handed.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That was MY experience. Go to any homeless shelter that focuses on teenagers and you will find plenty of examples today. How many kids are in a “statistically insignificant” anyway?
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
There IS a massive instance of parents kicking their kids out ONLY for being LGBTQ, but people like you want to “yeah, but” it so they don’t seem like monsters who abandoned their kids. Guess what. They’re still monsters who abandoned their kids.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I don’t know how old you are, but I’m in my 50s and pretty much every gay person I know who is around my age could give a full name of someone who was kicked out. But what do we know, right? This guy is “pretty sure” it was for other reasons.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So you were being dishonest. Got it.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
How I imagine @bruceshark.bsky.social celebrates shark week with his shark fam.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You’re either naive or dishonest. I’ll leave it up to you which that is.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
But he’s managed to convince them that is “fake news”
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Mozart is how they get you.
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Meijay @meijay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The same people who were throwing their kids out of the house for being lgbtq are clutching their pearls about being shunned over “politics.”
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