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Strange Barking Thing

@meigoshep.bsky.social
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Weird internet dog (occasionally otter) person, trying to survive this world. Occasionally naughty, always dumb. 🔞 for everyone's sake please

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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 7h
It can't be a coincidence that Aussiebum is having a huge sale during Jocktober...this is a sign I can't ignore
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hmmm...a pup event at the sauna this weekend. Wonder if I should go...I wouldn't exactly call myself a pup, but it would be fun...
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oof the burnout is strong today. Definitely need to up my job hunting game...
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not as much definition as I'd have liked, but the rest of the year is for toning up and trying for a little more aesthetics. Happy (late) Biceptember, I suppose...
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Picking on the living deep freezer again. Hoping this guy gets a glow-up in Ascendance
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Y'know, one of the things I love most about Drag'n Wash, is that none of the dergs get jealous or nasty if you don't date them. They're fully happy and supportive of who you choose <3 just a real nice touch...in a game full of nice things to touch >\\\>
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phew, ok all good now. Had to get a locksmith in, but he even redid the key for my security door, so now both stolen keys are useless. I feel a lot less worried now ^_^
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stressful morning. Had my spare keys stolen, so been panicked all morning that someone would break in. Thankfully not, so now I get to put on my big boy pants and change the locks. And as added placation, gonna get a security camera
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you're all sorts of pent up, but pawing is just too boring, and you're pretty much incapable of doing random nsa hook-ups... Ughhhhhhhh!
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I'm gonna cut for the rest of the year. Starting to get a little too thick again, and I'd love to keep my goal of a beach-ready bod for Christmas, as much as I can XD
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is there such a thing as reverse sleeper build? Like...you look a lot better with a shirt on? Cuz if so, that's me XD
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really want to get back into RiseBreak, start a new character. But that means I have to deal with the tedium that is the Rampage. Not very difficult sections, just annoying and slllllooooowwww
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why am I incapable of sleeping in on public holidays... Oh well, pre crack-o-dawn workout it is.
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kinda over being the only one at work who puts effort into cleaning. Others will sweep and that's it, no cleaning down tables, counter tops, glass. No mopping, no cleaning the bathroom...its very annoying that it's left up to me
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Need to work on getting some sun this year. Warmer weather means I get to see how translucent white my skin is XD
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Awwwr Alexander's romance is so cute. Hopefully he knows a spell to get...stains, out of tomes...
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ever feel like you need to get drunk and horny with some friends, so you can finally relax a bit and explore what makes you tick. My biggest problem is a complete lack of experience, so I don't know what I like XD it makes random hook ups very difficult, esp with how socially inept I am
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh yikes, only a week or so left of Biceptember...I really have to hurry up and take some pics, huh >___<
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Being at work when I'd rather be at home sponge-bathing huge dragons...ugh, this simple game is gonna consume me, huh...
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've spotted a major problem with Drag'n Wash... I don't think I can play it and NOT romance Ryan. He's such a sweetheart and deserves ALL the love and affection
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Picked up the dragon game. I was a very professional kobold and tried to ignore the huge sagging derg sacks...no inappropriate touches either, apart from Alexander. No doubt my professionalism will tank very soon...
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Must be feeling better because I'm ravenously horny now...
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This cold I've had has really stalled my gym work. Hopefully now it's almost gone, I can start doing stuff again, cuz I just feel all puffy and flabby again >__<
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This drag'n wash game has done NOTHING to diminish my appreciation for thick dragon haunch...
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In the meantime, I really want to play that dragon wash game. Looks...fun >\>
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today is a struggle, thanks to a very broken nights sleep. Dreams that wouldn't let my brain stop, getting super hot and then shivering when I got up, waking every hour or so..very gross. Hopefully if I just keep pushing today, I'll get a solid sleep tonight
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Was gonna go out and be 'social' tonight, but instead we've developed hayfever for the first time ever. Super fun
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well, winter is officially gone now. Almost 30°C most of next week...I think this summer is gonna be a nasty one Though I AM on track for being beach-ready, so that'd be nice. Just have to keep up what I'm doing, and I should be good ^_^
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You know you had a good push day, when you catch yourself gently groping your own chest >\\>
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OK, I was skeptical with the Ocarina remake, but it looks absolutely stunning. Voice acted cut-scenes is a big win, too. But I've played every remake of the game already. It's a great game of course...but they're DEFINITELY banking on nostalgia for this one I'll probably still get it though XD
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Whoops, forgot to eat again today. Guess I have to deal with the shakes until this quick snack goes through XD
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh right, it's father's day here. *shrug* Can't do the bare minimum and expect praise for it
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I really need to come up with a better way to take pics...too risky in the locker room. Also nice to be doing lifting after a week off. Pressed for time, but I still did well(?)
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I haven't done strength training all week, but hopefully I can get something ready for Biceptember this year...
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fat fish flop vs horny catman bonk Hilt stab i-frames be craaaazy good, almost as good as Lance #MHWilds
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rrrff new Ascendance info has dropped. Dunno if I want to see and spoil myself, I kinda want to remain as spoiler free as possible still...
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I'm packing stuff at work and something isn't in a nice pattern or evenly distributed
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Feeling better today, but now it's just my body wanting to get rid of all the gooey gross stuff that's been clogging the nose n throat XD
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh no, only three months until summer, I really better get a wriggle on with my beach body XD
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ahh, being sick is soooo much fun. Cons; general body aches, lack of energy, poor sleep, stuffy throat n nose Pros; voice is deeper/rougher so that's nice Annoying; sudden powerful wave of HORNY
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just had an absolutely amazing burger and now I wanna work there. Seems like a comfortably busy little place too, boss seems chill. Fingers crossed 🤞
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Must be open day at the gym, cuz I've never seen it this busy! I don't like it...too many people, not enough equipment or space...
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Always on the hunt for fresh looks, and this one's pretty good. Felyne head goes with so much #MHWilds
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Guys I'm finding it harder to not admit I like how I look these days. A couple months on creatine has had the fat peeling off quicker AND muscle growing better. If this keeps up, I might have to take a pic or two...
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Seriously??! Tim too??? Holy crap universe, you are RELENTLESS
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why do all the good people die, and all the bad people linger like mould?
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stupid war making everything more expensive, especially healthy things like good food and protein powders. It shouldn't cost an arm and a leg to put good things in your body!
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That thick, slightly achy feeling in your throat when you wake up, so you're not sure if you're getting sick, or a big cat furry has been buried in your throat all night... Probably the getting sick thing, but the alternative isn't baaad....
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When you have a really good morning at gym, so you come back home and you're out of protein...*ssssssigh*
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Strange Barking Thing @meigoshep.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well that was mildly disturbing...
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