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“When the real is no longer what it used to be, nostalgia assumes its full meaning.” - Baudrillard “The Precession of Simulacra”

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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There was a Roman legionnaire that was the first guy with a “big tiddy goth girlfriend”
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Mohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page headline of The National, Scotland
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What I love about meta glasses is that the speakers, which everyone can hear clearly, allow me to know which music perverts listen to.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember the iPhone 6? Has anyone made a “second folding iPhone” joke yet?
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The reason why AI sucks is because it would have never given us Cris Angel; Altman and Amodei both know this is true and are far too chicken to argue with me in public about this. My DMs are open you cowards.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Al-Qaeda is right, America is too free.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@marketplace.org last night, sept 3, you must issue a correction. Rail requires three workers. You have the engineer, the conductor, and a brakeman. The brakeman ensures the train can stop.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think my issue with “artificial intelligence” hinges on the word intelligence. Are people so shallow that they’re willing to call a neutral language guesser “intelligent”. If that’s the case, they’re outpaced by a 4 year old. Am I taking crazy pills?
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I just learned about “dimension flipping” it’s when you smoke DMT exactly when you start to feel the effects of intranasal ketamine. You’re basically achieving a near death experience. Of all things that capitalism has ruined, I’ll never forgive it for what it’s done to drugs.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
He dropped. Shame, rest in piss.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Here before: Platner isn’t going to drop, he’s going to own his actions he cannot recall, he’s going to blame ptsd and the VA for his self medication and say she was really SA’d by late stage capitalism and 9/11. It writes itself.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hipsters in 2030 be like; “no man, you need to listen to it in the original format. Lastfm just has richer texture when compared to Apple Music plus”
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Well, here’s your proof about the Anti-Christ theory of Trump. I’ll be drinking a beer and waiting for the horns to play.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Okay, we’re so going to get a Hoover-ville in Central Park at this rate.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If you google PEB 253, you’ll get the text of what the mediators recommended the railroad do to assuage the striking unions. It’s actually a really funny document.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
So we’re just not going to talk about Epstein anymore. Schumer do your job. No one gives a fuck about the ball room. It’s costing me $50 to fill up my Prius’ 9.75 gallon fuel tank because of a war of choice. Bring up Epstein every single chance you can. It’s the only thing he moves on.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The real reason for male loneliness is actually really simple; from a very young age boys are told that being chatty is “girly” and then that continues to fester and rot in our psyche. After that we lean into “stoicism” which isn’t what that philosophy is about at all. And then they self isolate.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
“…I think they’re at 80-86 billion dollars, and all they have to show for it is the metaverse and pervert glasses” @edzitron.com on where Meta (formerly known as facebook) is currently
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Actually, fuck fifa.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
She went to Devry, and now she’s nominated as a surgeon general. Everything’s more expensive, AI is being funded by VC firms that get money from pension funds, and the surgeon general nod is functionally not a doctor. This is normal and great.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The frantic inclusion of AI into every facet of the internet has actually lead me to being online less. So… thank you?
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
So it’ll never be August 2001 again, huh?
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This, but like laser tag. If you get 21 hits on target, you become the new president. Could be a fun system of governance.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
“These are my sons, Stanley and Bauer.” … “Why yes, I am Canadian. Is my accent that thick?”
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
@bishonentype.bsky.social How do I invest on kalshi?
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nakedly racist. The whole of the past 7 weeks is “if Iran was white, they would be smarter” Why would they send the “HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU ONCE” guy? Failure was always the dang plan.
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NPR @npr.org · 12/04/2026
Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorganChase, the nation’s largest bank, has a financial stake in almost everything. Unlike many CEOs, he says it’s his job to speak out on many things.
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CEO of nation's largest bank says Iran war raises risk of 'bad economic outcomes' : NPR's Newsmakers
Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorganChase, the United States' largest bank, has a financial stake in almost everything. Unlike many CEOs, he says it’s his job to speak out on many things.This week, Dimon released his annual letter to shareholders — a document that comments on banking issues and also assesses risks to the economy, from inflation to the war in Iran. The letter asserts his company is ready for anything, noting, among other things, that it has profited during economic booms and also during recessions. In this episode of NPR’s Newsmakers, Dimon tells host Steve Inskeep that he doesn’t worry much about the way President Trump’s contradictory statements tend to send financial markets sliding and soaring again, saying, “I have to deal with the world I got.” NPR's Newsmakers is where you'll find NPR's biggest interviews. We post new episodes as soon as they're available — any day of the week. Follow the show wherever you listen, or watch on NPR’s YouTube channel.Newsmakers relies on supporters who value independent journalism and a free press. Join NPR+ today to support our work and get perks from the podcasts you trust. Go to plus.npr.org.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
So, the strategy is to close the straight of Hormuz…
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Trump threatens Strait of Hormuz blockade after US-Iran ceasefire talks end without agreement — The Associated Press
President Donald Trump says the U.S. Navy will immediately start a blockade to stop ships from entering or leaving the Strait of Hormuz.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We all know the Artemis mission crew is on a soundstage, right? Like Apollo for sure was on the moon, but they’re faking it now. Green moon sand? They’re just faking it now.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Damaged? My friend in Christ, that is a destroyed plane. Use your active voice.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
What happened to the “kill your local pedophile” tee shirt people? Did they do a suie?
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Dogs are pure
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
As a guy that grew up in the same hometown as Lee Zeldin, I can confirm that the vast majority of the people that he grew up around are also the same dirty water trash
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Nobody ever wants to pitch a disruption of the disrupt industrial complex.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Something that I’ve found troubling as of late; Non-tech companies using the term “machine learning” to explain why they’re doing something anti consumer. Like, it’s just a machine. It can’t do anything without their input. Machine learning is just silicon phrenology.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
@marketplace.org please have @edzitron.com on a Friday roundup. I think he would be an extremely fun pundit against any of the more serious pundits you all get. He’s been extremely insightful with the AI boom and considering that the whole of the s&p is AI, he would be a very good pull.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I don’t know where else to post this. I’m training up for the Brooklyn half in April. Looking to finish in 1 hr 45 min
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Subway takes, but on the Acela.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Let’s just end the farm bill. I’m so done.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Every single day I hope that we’re getting closer to a general strike. And then every single day I am reminded that the USA is a nation full of people terrified of discomfort to the point of mass opiate addiction. So we’ve got that going.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
@miawong.bsky.social I was listening to the Friday edition of executive dysfunction; Bloomberg has been using independent satellite data for years to come up with their own data statistics. We’re about to see the value of Michael Bloomberg skyrocket because he already has the infrastructure.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Peace out Bluesky. I thought it could be fun like twitter. Instead it’s full of people that have no empathy and just instantly dehumanize other people. Just like twitter. I don’t know what I was expecting…
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
And now time for the gallows humor: anyone know a good carpenter that cares about other people?
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This is how you accurately report a conflict.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Please stop doing the “No Kings” protests. It’s embarrassing. Please learn about phone banking, mutual aide in the form of clinics and kitchens. The reason that the right is so powerful is that they’ve claimed the concept of community as specifically only theirs. This is attrition of community.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Scotland has no wind or rain, visit the Isle of Skye today.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Reading the “society of the spectacle” and “industrial society and its future” concurrently is not recommended.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
We used to be a country, a proper country.
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Beef taco @mehrhoff.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Bike tour day @tdbankus.bsky.social
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