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cosmonaut meg

@megsfrompluto.bsky.social
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semi retired internet person

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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
hey so quick question: how many times do you have to repeat the same scenario before you realize you’re the problem?
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Why was everyone so mean to Meg White was that just like 2000s sexism or something else. Bc seven nation army probably one of the most recognizable songs of all time
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
capybaras r so fucking cool bc they’re basically like if someone created a guinea pig that was 100 lbs
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
see why 1,000 people trust a woman in a clown costume with life advice and spiritual counseling Tonight at 7:30 PM EST for the ultra very special 1,000 follower Twitch stream.
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
live now: twitch.tv/simpschool
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
if you’ve never attended the Monday night twitch streams this is what you’re missing out on
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
LIVE NOW twitch.tv/simpschool
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Monday Night Clown Therapy is back, join me at 7 PM EST on twitch: twitch.tv/simpschool
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
posting this everywhere until the right person sees it: anyone in the NYC area that has experience w rent overcharge for a rent stabilized unit please contact me. Landlords have increased my rent max allowed amount each yr despite no changes to building or unit. Wall has severe water damage -
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
join stream NOW if you wanna honk this nose twitch.tv/simpschool
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Live right now: twitch.tv/simpschool
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
LIVE ON TWITCH RN: twitch.tv/simpschool
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Streamlabs is being a bitch but I’m live now: twitch.tv/simpschool
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Someone who is good at island design PLEASE help. I terraformed myself into a disaster and I super do not want to nuke my island and start fresh. I really like everything in row 6 bc it’s like a little market area but everything else needs help 😩
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Did The Great get cancelled or something why is the third season so bad
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
jk live now: twitch.tv/simpschool
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Stream is gonna start tonight a little after 7 bc I gotta pick up my laundry
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Live now talking about how to survive a crash out !!!! Twitch.tv/simpschool
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
whoever has been full on crop dusting the fuck out of everyone on this flight for the last 2 straight hours: I hope one day, very very far in the future, you’re yawning a big yawn on a long haul flight- and when you do, someone rips the nastiest wettest fart of all time and you taste it
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
had a huge crash out on twitter but I’m gonna crash out on here too idc. literally cried myself to sleep last night bc of how miserable I am at work, like straight up being bullied by grown ass women. woke up to make coffee and there’s a mouse in my kitchen! Whoever has my voodoo doll put her DOWN
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
stream tn 7 PM est I’m so sleepy
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
hi what do we think of my dress for my company holiday party
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I love my lil fuck ass Bob!!!!!!!
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Extremely dangerous to be watching the parade rn while I’m PMSing like crazy I fucking teared up over Sean Evans being a guest commentator bc he looked so happy. Teared up over the Mario Balloon. Teared up over Cynthia Erivo singing. Idk if I’m gonna make it
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
singing we are Charlie Kirk live on stream for 2 hours twitch.tv/simpschool
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
love how my sister and brother terrorize me in their own special ways
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I never post on here but I’m off Instagram for the week and Twitter is Down so here’s a pic of how fat my ass is getting. Thank u Ladder app 🙏
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
going live on Twitch now playing sims 2 bc I am depressed twitch.tv/simpschool
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
James Gunn if you can hear me please put a My Chemical Romance song in the next Superman movie
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Sike live now: twitch.tv/simpschool
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Stream tonight at 6:30 PM EST with a special Cosmonaut as my guest. Be there
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
happy Monday its stream time. live now: twitch.tv/simpschool
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Surprise stream tn at 7:30 PM EST Twitch.tv/simpschool
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
felt genuinely anxious about streaming tonight + covering anything remotely serious so decided that I will be drawing things entirely from memory tonight on stream instead (I can’t draw)
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Going to start in 10 minutes because I am tired and want to get this show on the road twitch.tv/simpschool
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
stream tonight 7 PM EST don’t be late
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Hellooo I am live now twitch.tv/simpschool
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
streaming on twitch tn 7 PM est, if ur too scared to ask for advice live you can ask anonymously here: ngl.link/megs_offline
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Moo would like you all to know that I’ll be streaming on twitch at 6:30 PM est
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
LIVE RIGHT NOW INTERROGATING MY EX BF
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
For the five of you that follow me on this app: I am live on Twitch rn over on the simpschool account :)
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
there’s just no way to make this shit up
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
laughing so hard I’m in tears bc a sub on Fansly asked me what I’m wearing rn and I don’t have the heart to explain to him that I’m wearing a t-shirt that has dinosaurs and the World Trade Center on it that I literally call my dinosaur 9/11 shirt
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
listening to my parents wedding song while PMSing to really get a good cry in. this is what life is all about baby
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Putting on “Bad Day” by Daniel Powter to try and shame myself out of being sad
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
my cat has dipshit disease
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Been listening to Teenage Dirtbag a lot at my big age of 30
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
everyone say hi to my pretty baby
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
being a neurodivergent woman in the workplace is kind of a nightmare! 🙂
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cosmonaut meg @megsfrompluto.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
made direct eye contact w my ex in the park yesterday and im being super normal about it
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