Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 03/10/2026GABBY WILLIAMS WITH THE DAGGER #WNBA #GSVstatic.klipy.comGabby Williams for the gaysALT: Gabby Williams for the gays 010
Reposted by Jurassic ParkourD.J. WEED PIZZA @djweedpizza.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026Whomst among us doesn’t just pass out for like five seconds and have to go back to work? 0327
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My friend just yelled for Ryan and Rebecca to shut the fuck up...signalling their official transition into a women's basketball fan is complete. #wnba 3143
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My boss asked me if I was a Gemini today and I'm just like....okay wow that's a read. But yes. Why? Lmao 010
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you don't think it's fucking racism...look at all the rhetoric coming from that fan base about A'ja Wilson. Make me sick. 111
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 27/09/2026OF COURSE Setting The Tempo makes use of Kardinal Offishall's The Anthem immediately. #wnba #tempo 100
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can't believe the Toronto Tempo's first season is over. I'm so happy and so proud of those girls. This city absolutely fell in love with them and I hope the organization has fallen in love right back. Thank you, @tempobasketball.bsky.social 🥹🥹🥹 #wnba #tempo #torontostatic.klipy.comDez The Snapping TurtleALT: Dez The Snapping Turtle 170
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me until @tempobasketball.bsky.social plays at home again. #wnba #tempostatic.klipy.comRuPaul: Bring Back My GurlsALT: RuPaul: Bring Back My Gurls 010
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"this has put me in the middle of...the most complex political issue on the planet." - Ed Sheeran Girl. Genocide is pretty straight forward and this is only complex if your intellectual acuity rivals that of a rancid jar of clamato juice. Shut the fuck up. Free Palestine. 161
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have decided the obvious Halloween costume choice for me is our hey mamas @tempobasketball.bsky.social turtle. Time to stockpile face paint and get a turtle backpack. 031
Reposted by Jurassic ParkourKneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Some things that Israel offcially PROHIBITS/STOPS entering Gaza: 👇 - Toys - Wedding Dresses - Cancer medication - Nappies - Babies bottles - Footballs - Crutches - Musical instruments Why? To inflict a level of dehumanisation and pain that's hard to imagine. 2241104
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Lord we finally have a @tempobasketball.bsky.social home game in Toronto tonight. #wnbastatic.klipy.comTitanic: It's Been 84 Years MemeALT: Titanic: It's Been 84 Years Meme 031
Reposted by Jurassic ParkourValerie Valkyrie @beezygrey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026every democrat who chooses to throw trans people under the bus instead of tying these ads to Musk and his hateful influence on society is a collaborator with fascism 0329
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I fear people are losing the damn plot. It's not Team Ed vs Team Macklemore. It's team genocide vs team liberation. And, yes, if you're a fence sitter you're team genocide. This is simple stuff. 030
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just watched a video of a kid with a pony and the whole time I was waiting for the pony to kick it in the face. Felt like a passenger on the Titanic waiting for what would never come. 000
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran: I must remain neutral and I cannot pick a side Steakhouse waiter: do you want fucking salad or fries??? 080
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Gal Gadot and Pink will be warming up the audience before Ed Sheeran walks out with a laptop to do his own version of Bieberchella for the remaining dates. Get fucked and free Palestine! 040
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I love going to shows at History in Toronto because the sound is good and also you can get a hot dog and put a fried pickle spear on it at the Harveys right before the show 🌭💃🏻 120
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Gabby Williams is the people's champion of the world cup idc idc 030
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Win or lose the narratives about the US team are gonna be traaaash so here's hoping France just puts BELT. TO. ASS. 110
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The constants in life: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Me teaching girls how to rip a piss in a urinal when the women's toilet line is too long. #communityeducator #nobelprize 030
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026At the TLC, Salt-n-Pepa, and En Vogue show in Toronto and NOT NEARLY ENOUGH people joined in when the DJ dropped Kirk Franklin and The Family's "Revolution." DISGUSTED WITH THIS CROWD. 021
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I love yelling FOR THE GAYS anytime Gabby Williams does literally anything 010
Reposted by Jurassic ParkourDaniel Thompson @dr-thompson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This man is a walking meme 😂😂😂😂 414432
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Every screenshot of a trump post or vid of another incoherent rant about Canada legit feels like watching a drunk ex crash out at the club. Get your boy home before he barfs on his shoes God damn. 110
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If there's one thing I know about Toronto cyclists....if you wanna be funny they're gonna be hilarious. So good luck ripping up the bike lanes. Can't wait for everyone on bikes here to take up the full lane. Go to hell, Doug. 020
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Americans commenting on videos questioning the safety of street food in Vietnam and India like...babes your grocery store food isn't even safe right now. Sit it out. 150
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Watching Angel City Derby's Hollywood Scarlets play this weekend was glorious. They all seemed so happy and joyful and the officials let the bigs play. Major shout out to 1/3 of the roster who did double duty with ACD and Black Derby Collective (Queen, Blaxyl, Freight Train, Purrfect) whew. 🍿🍿🍿 030
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Straight up fuming that I just had to give Rose my money to watch live this weekend. I feel...dirty and disgusting. 000
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 29/08/2026If you need me tonight at 11pm EST, tomorrow evening, or Sunday...no the fuck you don't. I'll be on my Angel City POP POP bullshit AND to quote Issa Rae...I'm rooting for everybody Black. ACD and Black Derby Collective Hive STAND UP. Rose Shitty haters...can also come hang with me #rollerderby 030
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 27/08/2026A very strange feeling to board my bus as if I hadn't just watched three people trying to save a life, as one stood helplessly by praying they do, while that life on the ground slipped away. 110
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton followed by Tim Curry is like the queer community's 9/11. 170
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Wrap Celine Dion in bubble wrap and hide her in a bunker IMMEDIATELY. 010
Reposted by Jurassic ParkourAlong Came Poly-4-The-W @alongcamepoly4thew.bsky.social · 24/08/2026HAS ANYONE FOLLOWED UP WITH CELESTE KEATON IN A WHILE? you know the Seattle minority owner who confronted transphobic assholes outside of climate pledge about a month ago? FINED SUSPENDED SILENCED much? @ wnbastatic.klipy.comMoira Rose: I Have QuestionsALT: Moira Rose: I Have Questions 2243
Reposted by Jurassic ParkourAlong Came Poly-4-The-W @alongcamepoly4thew.bsky.social · 24/08/2026WE REPEAT - THE ATHLETIC IS BASURA 🗑 THE ATHLETIC IS BASURA 🚮 0141
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Lost my health card. Got a drum stick. Cried at least three times. The 25 year wait to see Jimmy Eat World was worth it. 380
Reposted by Jurassic ParkourMatt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Dependency is the goal. 152853934
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Cut off the power. Cut off the potash. Cut off the steel. Cut off the lumber. And...just for shits and giggles cut off the maple syrup. 220
Jurassic Parkour @megfenway.bsky.social · 22/08/2026OMG WE WON A GAME!!!!! LETS GOOOOO @tempobasketball.bsky.social!!! #WNBA #TEMPO 060
