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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

When all the leaves fall and you can see where all the bird nests were hiding I love that shit

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

There are two types of people. 1. People full of whimsy who name their WiFi something fun 2. Xfinity20394-D

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Cult of the Lamb content goes kind of hard actually

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I think Im hitting BINGO this year 🤠

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I uploaded a YouTube Short and it literally had 0 views for the first 30 minutes 😅 I deleted and reuploaded it and now its hitting 5,000 in the first hour. Youtube is weird, man.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

YOOOOOO I definitely need to just use Bluesky more

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I wish I could be mad but he's not even wrong lmao 😅

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I asked Google to turn off my lights for some reason thinking that would somehow blow our my candle. So now I've got a small fan plugged into a smart plug so next time I ask Google to turn off my lights, it can blow the fire and burn my house down.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

I can't wait for my apartment to not smell like cat piss 🥳

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Having guests over like "Please, have the seat"

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Gonna make a playlist called "Anxious Beats to stress and overthink to"

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Me: I only drink at social gathers now. I'm trying to sober up :) Also me at my nephew's 3rd birthday party: WHOS READY TO POARTY MBITCHESSSS

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

If stop lights in real life worked more like the Red Light Green Light game from Squid Games, I think a lot less people would be running reds.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

My digorno pizza says its serving size is 1/5 of the pizza.. How do you cut a pizza into fifths!?!

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

"Cheddar cheese? I thought you said SHREDDER CHEESE haha. I was about to go cowabunga on some cheese booty!" "What the fuck are you talking about Michelangelo?"

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Yall ever just pee in the dark? It's something let me tell ya.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I'm a simple man and simple things make me happy. Like food. Or when Nordic people say "what the fuck" cause they go like "WHET DEY FOOK!?"

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I love that my Dad sends me football memes that I've already seen a week ago, but I don't tell him that I've already seen them. I laugh along and tell him how funny it is like it was the first time I've seen it. I think he appreciates that.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Spellings Bees are such scams because what do you mean "effervescence" has 5 e's in it?

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I don't download any apps because I don't need all these billion dollar companies selling my data.. Except Taco Bell. Taco Bell can have my data.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Ahhhh my stomach feels terrible. All I ate today was spicy ramen and an entire bag of doritos, but I refuse to believe these are related factors.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I was telling my fiancé a fun fact about Bob's Burgers and she fell asleep halfway through my sentence. I guess she'll never know that of the entire Belcher family, only one of them is actually voiced by a woman.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Cry first, ask questions later. 😎

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

"Your rapper name is 'Lil' followed by the last thing you ate" "Lil Nasal Drip"

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Beware of dog? The dog should beware of ME. Because I'm coming to boop the snoot and NOTHING IS STANDING IN MY WAY.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

TikToks been banned. You know where to find me.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

TikTok being banned reminds me of the day the Fortnite went down for a day and a half and the entire internet freaked out because they thought the world was ending and they'd actually have to go outside or something

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Why is every Finance Influencer acting like the reason I'm not rich is because I didn't put 20 grand into a Roth IRA when I was 14?

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Squirting the toothpaste into my mouth like its a tube of go-gurt before brushing my teeth with a bristle toothbrush from the 1400s

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

The Packers lead the league in amount of times the center vomited onto the football

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Was having a good day until I saw the Sesame Street number of the day was 5. Fuck that number.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

When I die, I hope anyone who shows up to my funeral is ready to go up to the front and tell jokes. There will be no crying. You will not miss me. If you cry, it better be because the Packers just missed the Playoffs. No other reason.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Everything I've ever learned about businesses and how the world is run and reaffirmed my belief that there are no ethical billionaires To be successful in business is to have no moral compass.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

My hot take is that I should be able to regularly buy 1 to 2 servings of something to cook with. I would love to make Tacos one night and then not feel the need to make Tacos for the next 6 nights just so I don't waste food.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Me, who has basically played video games a week straight because im sick: I wanna play video games so bad rn

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Bird flew? Of course those bastards can fly. I wanna know what kinda hands these birds are throwing to make me so sick 😪

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Bro, nobody is playing this game to relax.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Got my whole Toontown Rewritten poster collection building 😤

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

YouTube now has an A.I. generated section of "Here are some video ideas you can make!" and it is SO BAD.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I was playing Persona 3 and my Dog was whining at me to pee. So I put the controller down and didn't realize I didn't pause. I came back a couple minutes later to see my party in a fight with the Reaper and 2 of my characters dead 🙃

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Any other #skeletoncrew enjoys? I came into it wanting it to be good, and it's turning out even better than I hoped! Also Jaleel White as a pirate is hilarious to me.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Toontown rumors are being shared in my comment section 😳

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I'll say "I'm broke" even when I'm not broke because I spent so much of my life being broke that everyone who knows me would absolutely accept that I could be broke at any given time.

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

My wife and I share a racecar bed. That's what marriage is all about. 🔥

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Get yourself a wife that asks you to play Call of Duty Zombies with her 🥰😍

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I saw a grown ass 50+ year old man at the gym today watching the Polar Express while doing his workout and I have nothing but the utmost respect for him 💪😤

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Real ones 1v1 on Monopoly 😤

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Megasnoop @megasnoop.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Target smells like Starbucks and Theft

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