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They'll never trick me into believing Wardogs isn't boring.

Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A woman sees a rat in her manager's office and leaps in fear onto a sheep skin seat. A kind hearted cop sees through the window and races in to scare away the rat. Then the often stirred officer offers her off of her boss's fur office chair.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I can't believe Dreamworks is making an Epstein movie.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I accidentally bought scented toilet paper and I hate it. You expect me to believe the noxious perfume lavender scent on this paper is going to transfer and override the smell of shit in my asshole? Best case scenario my asshole now smells of shit with a faint hint of perfume.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Why is it never the Home Alone 2 actor that you want to die that actually dies?

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Had a dream that I lived in a world where tounges got engorged and stiff like an erection out of your mouth when you were really hungry. I had to think about it, so now you do too.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Walking through target when I was suddenly laugh-mogged by this gigglemaxxing Elmo.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I used to worry that if I got skinny I wouldn't be funny anymore. Of course now I realize how ridiculous that is. I'll never be skinny. Or funny.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I think if I opened the Lament Configuration I could convince pinhead and his boys to chill out a bit.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

A pair of bluetooth headphones are at 20% battery. How should they alert you? A. Don't. They just die. B. An annoying chime or message that stops what you are listening to every minute, making the headphones unusable for 20% of their battery. If you said B you've got a future in this business!

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I keep having this recurring dream where the red headed chick from Wedding Crashers and the tall guy from Workaholics talk shit about the Love Island cast with me. Every night Isla Anders & I slander islanders.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Does Gru fuck the minions?

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Had a great chat with my friend who hates track and field events. We discussed her disgust for discus.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

In Toy Story is Bullseye as smart as the other toys or is he limited to the intelligence of an actual horse? Why does he not speak but Buttercup the stuffed Unicorn can? Slinky dog talks. The fucking binoculars can talk in the first movie.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

No matter how slight or unimpactful a change is in any remake, some gamer in the comments is going to act like it was a pivotal element of the original game. "Such a shame they changed it from Rusted Key to Rusty Key. The past tense was always critical to conveying how ancient the world feels."

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

When are Kratos and Jesus Christ finally going to square up in a game?

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Somehow perpetually oscillating between having half as many and twice as many socks as I think I do.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I put my sword in the furnace and forgot about it, so it over heated and the metal softened. I was so upset I lost my temper.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

It took me a day but I have finally remembered my bluesky password and can resume the hard work of being the least interesting account you follow.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I think the thing I'll miss most in Destiny is my shots.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

What exactly did Alvin ever do to deserve to have his name on the poster? "And the chipmunks" as if he's not also a chipmunk? How is he gonna put himself ahead of his brothers Simon and Theodore like that? Dave should have stepped up as a father and ended this nonsense.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Instead of premature ejaculation we should call it spontaneous cum bustin'.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Me in the Criterion closet: "Wait, you guys don't have The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Movie?!"

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Narrowly avoided disaster while out on a walk.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

You'll never believe it but for some unexplainable reason I now am also feeling sick.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

No Drops. No Badges. No Goals. No Quality Content. Just a (very hot and sweaty) man playing Resident Evil 4 for the first time and streaming it. www.twitch.tv/megamagwitch

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

My daughter is sick and fell asleep laying on me. So I guess my night is done.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I stand by this and think it would have been a better movie had they taken this idea.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I hate when I have ideas for shit I want to make while I'm already like 4 projects behind on shit I decided to make.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

The thing about Rotta the Hutt that doesn't really come up much in the Mandalorian and Grogu is he actually isn't like his dad.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

You never see videos more consistently out of sync with the audio than you do with porn. Which is crazy when you consider just how much visible clapping there is on screen.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Maybe billionaires are so greedy because they are trying to find how many coins it takes to unlock an extra life.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

People with a fear of commitment find intimate dating intimidating.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I think it should count as medical malpractice to end an episode the way The Pitt did this week.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

If I ever have a stroke I hope it's the 'of genius' kind.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I'm done with doctors. I'm gonna start going to the school nurse again instead.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

When you order fast food there should be a timer that gets started and every minute over 5 minutes it takes to get your food should take a dollar off of your order. What the fuck are you paying full price for garbage for if it isn't fast?

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Trump talking about releasing alien files will never distract me.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Today is the 18th anniversary of the family guy episode "Back to the Woods". The one where James Woods steals Peter's identity to get revenge on him and Brian. I know that because my wife and I had our first kiss while watching it.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

It's 3 feet of fruit per package of Fruit by the Foot. So, if you eat 1,760 of them you can achieve the full Fruit by the Mile. I hope to one day achieve this great feat.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Remember that scene in Independence Day with the helicopter that has like 100 lights on it and it's just blasting them at the ship? I'm pretty sure that is the design inspiration for every single fucking car on the road now.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I owe so much to whoever the absolute freak was that first ate cheese.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I'm convinced 50% of Linda Hamilton's footage in Stranger Things 5 is just her wandering around on set not exactly sure where she is or aware that a take has started.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I don't think it is possible to give less of a shit about a villain than I do about Vecna.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I hate Snoopy and apparently that is one of my most controversial opinions.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

I love Columbo so much but this has got to be one of the most insane moments I've ever seen in any TV show.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

My daughter found my old 3DS and has been using it to play smash bros. I opened it to check the battery and noticed she was mid match with this rather unfortunate Mii I saved on there back in 2014 lol.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I'd like to start by thanking my parents for teaching me that if you follow your heart anything is possible.

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Mega @megamagwitch.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

We can all agree that Hollywood remakes should focus on bad movies that had the potential to be great, and that's why it's so frustrating that no one at Paramount will respond to my emails demanding they remake Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

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