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Brent Simons @brentsimons.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

15 years ago we saw our spec script come to life. This happened five years after we wrote it and everyone passed. DON’T GIVE UP. Sometimes it takes time to find the people who believe in your story as much as you do. Happy Anniversary, #Megamind

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Roxanne: You could've died, Megs! Megamind: The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be! #megamind #roxanneritchi #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Nighty Knight: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! *throwing water bottles* Behemoth: Uh, what's up with him? Lady Doppler: He's trying to yell mental wellbeing into us. Nighty Knight: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Pierre, crying: its working #megamind #doomsyndicate #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Machiavillain: Once in the fifth grade this kid called me a 'homo' and I thought it meant homeless. Machiavillain: And I was so confused I said "But Jeremy you've been to my house" #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Megamind: So. I'm in love. Chum: In love? Megamind: With Machiavillain. Chum: Machiavillain? Megamind: Yes. Thoughts? Chum: And prayers. You're going to need them. #megamind #chum #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Nighty Knight: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Pierre: It was autocorrect. Nighty Knight: So, autocorrect wrote "You're so hot please step on me"? Pierre: Yes #megamind #pierrepressure #nightyknight #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Maja_in_the_morgue @majainthemorgue.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Doppler: Oh good, you're not busy. Pierre, applying his mime makeup: Actually, Gail... *turns his head to face her* I am busy...! #megamind #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #megamindrules #LadyDoppler #PierrePressure #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Machiavillain: Contrary to popular belief, I do not approve of senseless violence. I only approve of very sensible and rational violence, which is all the violence that my buddies and I specifically commit #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Megamind: Everyone over 5'5 doesn't deserve happiness Machiavillain: What??? Didn't hear you all the way down there??? Do you need a ladder?? I can get you a ladder #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Megamind: I will not even hesitate to strangle you on Monday. Machiavillain: Can you even reach my neck? #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Megamind: 'Self-destructive is a bit too harsh.. Megamind: I prefer to frame it as 'Constructive for everyone other than myself'. #megamind #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Behemoth: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that's just fucked up. You know I'm dumb as hell. Like come on. #megamind #behemoth #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Nighty Knight: Crushes are the worst. Pierre: For real, whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on I start acting stupid. Nighty Knight: You're always acting stupid. Pierre: Yeah don't think about it too much. #megamind #pierrepressure #nightyknight #megamindrules #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Megamind: I'm so happy that two of my favourite people are getting along now! Chum: Uh, Roxanne and Machiavillain are not getting along. Megamind: Well, they're not trying to kill each other. Chum: You may have a point. #megamind #chum #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Dude Monkey: Dudes who order boneless wings close the fridge with their hips Machiavillain: Yeah?? And what of it?? My hands are full and my ass is fat, you fucking wish you were me #megamind #machiavillain #dudemonkey #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Metro Man: Most importantly, the Mayor's orders were "Only Misdemeanours, Weiners". Megamind: Why do you follow people's directions when you could literally pick them up and throw them out the window? #megamind #metroman #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Machiavillain: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor! Machiavillain: Ha, just kidding! Machiavillain: I have killed several people Machiavillain: :3 #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Pierre Pressure: *exists* Nighty Knight: Ugh, I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him. Lady Doppler: Well, you don't have to. Nighty Knight: Nah, I'm gonna. #megamind #nightyknight #ladydoppler #pierrepressure #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Nighty Knight: Truth or dare? Pierre: Truth. Nighty Knight: I dare you to come over here and kiss me! Pierre: *Getting up* Alright. Behemoth: …But he didn’t even choose dare? #megamind #doomsyndicate #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Behemoth: Change is inedible. Lady Doppler: Don’t you mean ‘inevitable’? Behemoth: *spits out a bunch of pennies* I do not. #megamind #behemoth #ladydoppler #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Pierre: I’m incredibly fast at maths. Nighty Knight: Alright, what’s 30 x 17? Pierre: 47. Nighty Knight: That’s not even close. Pierre: But it was fast! #megamind #pierrepressure #nightyknight #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Roxanne: Is something burning? Megamind: Just my love for you! Roxanne: The toaster is on fire. #megamind #roxanneritchi #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Behemoth: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Pierre: Strong. Nighty Knight: Weak. Lady Doppler: An idiot, is what you are. #megamind #doomsyndicate #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Roxanne: What’s the most efficient way to burn calories? Metro Man: Exercise more! Megamind: Se yourself on fire. Roxanne: There are two kinds of people. #megamind #metroman #roxanneritchi #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

P1 [Everyone stood around a broken coffee maker] Machiavillain: Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know. Evil Chum: ...I did! I broke it. Machiavillain: No. No you didn't. Behemoth? Behemoth: Don't look at me. Look at Pierre. #megamind #megamindrules #doomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Metro Man: *is carrying Megamind to jail* Megamind: Do I even weigh anything to you? Metro Man: No. Its like holding a couple of grapes. #megamind #metroman #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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Megamind Incorrect Quotes! @megaincorrect.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Megamind: "I have made the decision to trust you." Machiavillain: "A horrible decision, really." #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

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