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Mega

@megafighter3.bsky.social
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Early 30s. Neurodivergent. Writer, sometimes. All laifu no waifu.

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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You can tell the genderbent Malfoy gimmick is full of fake-ass HP fans because everyone knows if Rowling wrote Malfoy to be a girl, she'd be a.) Fat b.) Ugly c.) "Mannish" d.) Compared disparagingly to an animal e.) All of the above
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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Tsun. All Tsun. @alltsunnodere.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you see this, could you please reskeet it? I want to test something.
Maya rolled over on the back of the couch
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How many schools do you think have rules banning Randy Savage impressions during graduation?
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OmegaMagus - WIP arc @omegamagus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅 #OmArt #art
A drawing of my femsona sitting very cutely on top of a brick wall. She is wearing a white sleeveless sweater, highwaisted jeans, a purple bracelet, purple shoes, and glasses. Text is laid over the image that reads: "Repost if you like boobs or if you desperately crave for the AI bubble to burst and consequences to happen to certain men in power." My watermark is also over the image at a lower opacity.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphnya.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#getyouamanswhowilllightothermansonfire
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hootie and the Blowphish. That's it. That's the bleet.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A sentence to ruin Death Note: Light Yagami is basically the Riddler.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Baseball is just a conspiracy to make more graphs.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A game with a save function, but all the save slots besides one are for different, weird saves. The premise is a world where everyone uses the save. You can load a save and end up with a wholly different character and scenario than the one you started with. Different stats, objectives, etc.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If I die and someone claims I died because I didn't stan some k-pop singer, assume that they assassinated me.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Keep Singing and Nobody Explodes. A karaoke game where you and a friend/AI sing duets in order to deactivate bombs.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Huey Lewis scene from American Psycho but Patrick Bateman recites the list of '80s stuff Wade consumed in Ready Player One.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hear me out, Bluesky. Yor Forger from Spy x Family, but she's dressed as Yor, Hunter from the Future.
Yor Forger from Spy x Family.Reb Brown as Yor, Hunter from the Future.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Toji Fushiguro from Jujutsu Kaisen holding a smoking gun.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I spent far too much time on this, but I took all the titles of @linkara.bsky.social's Star Trek: Elite Force Let's Play and put them in the Star Trek Title Card Generator. And now, the thread.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
tubedubber.com?q=uzp-4jN5tT... Nah, you all won't get context beyond the hashtags. #KamenRider #KamenRiderOOO #Umamusume #GoldCity
tubedubber.com
Tubedubber Youtube Dubber | Dub the soundtrack on Youtube videos | Video doubler mute audio and swap in music to make mashups
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Face it, Jackpot! You just hit the tiger!
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Dion @heyitsdion.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
My gorl, Bootsie.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Chris Pratt didn't douse coffee on anyone, so I'd argue 2023 is the superior film.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"The catboy is very important to the plot." - @heyitsdion.bsky.social 2026.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The Pepsi Piss Test. A doctor has you pee into a cup of Pepsi and a cup of Coke. That's it. That's the bleet.
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bug @evillittlebug.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"it's like danganronpa but good!" danganronpa is good. so i don't understand your point
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Welp, looks like Hesh's commission expired. #Sealab2021
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Wow, a Butter. My gang would love it. In fact, the first sentence Lola ever said to me was "I like butter."
A screencap of (1) Butter item from the 2005 video game Beat Down: Fists of Vengeance.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
People, do we still have Eyes on Breen? Nevada is close to Utah...
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Okay, Rick Springfield. I won't talk to strangers.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Broke: Public domain slasher film. Bespoke: Public domain crossover fighting game.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The Behind the Bastards on Hulk Hogan is gonna be wild...
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
You know what? Let's get crazy with it. #HenryCavillForNuclearMan #Superman
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Leaked skins for the next season of Marvel Rivals.
Peter Hooten as Dr. Strange in the 1978 Dr. Strange tv film.Eric Allen Kramer as Thor in The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988)Reb Brown as Captain America in the 1979 TV film.Dolph Lundgren as The Punisher from the 1989 film.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I want the next phase of the MCU to just be them doing high-budget remakes of all the made-for-TV movies that were made in the late '70s and early '80s. Have them be sold as stories from the multiverse if any character whose dead in the main universe appears.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Still sucks for that Wagner kid from Germany that he lost the papal election...
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Reboot Dante is just what happens if you made an unironic version of Travis Touchdown.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Draco Malfoy truly is the ultimate example of toxic yuri.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This isn't an April Fools joke. Me and @raishark.bsky.social really did a video talking about Divergent for the pod. We hope you all enjoy our descent into insanity. #youtube #podcast #Divergent #TheseHotIdiots www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQi4...
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#57: Divergent
YouTube video by THI Ashe
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Diane. 11:30 A.M. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.
A screenshot of 1966 b-movie Manos: The Hands of Fate where the main family is sitting in a car. The woman playing the mother, Margaret, is Diane Mahree, adding an additional layer of humor to the juxtaposition of the screenshot with the Twin Peaks quote.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I feel like if I could, I would make edits to make fun of those Star Wars without women "fan edits" where it'd be like "Star Wars but without Stars or Wars"
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
"Are you a boy or a girl?" I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING! PROVOKING! BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION~
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Whoever said "may you live in interesting times" was a real fuckin' asshole. I don't wanna live in interesting times. I wanna live in boring ass chill times where I can veg out and watch shit with my friends without worrying about looming disaster.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Two to the one to the one to three. You think this is bad? This chicanery?
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Disney needs to stop being cowards and put the Star Wars Holiday Special on Disney+ "But they don't have the rights-" They can afford it.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
"Audiobooks aren't reading. They're listening." Okay then, punk. Try reading Irene Iddesleigh without turning to an audiobook version, then you can say audiobooks aren't reading.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I reject "skeet" as the term for posts on this site. For me, they are "bleets" and you will all have to live with that.
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Mega @megafighter3.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I am honestly surprised that there isn't a trend in fanfiction for 100 Girlfriends where Rentarou just gets isekai'd into other harem series. You'd think that shit would be everywhere. You'd think Rentarou would be the Goku of crossover harem fics.
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