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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 22/01/2025

👏 👏 Allen wrench achievement unlocked!

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 21/01/2025

The ROI of the $20 I pay my teenager and 21-year-old to do it cannot be matched.

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 08/01/2025

I’m not crying, you’re crying

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 22/12/2024

Mine too. And the dust on ceiling fans. Dust of any kind, really. Just typing it gives me anxiety 🫠

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 21/12/2024

Ooh, this is on my weekend watch list!

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 21/12/2024

Stack and use a box cutter to slice an “X” over it so it can’t be peeled off in one piece. Had a sticker stolen last year and am now vigilant

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 21/12/2024

Got a cheap milk frother and some Korean instant coffee and now I’m #opentowork as a barista. I’m just saying, invest in your dreams

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 14/12/2024

The abject terror I feel when the check engine light comes on matches my energy when I can’t find my most important makeup brush

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 13/12/2024

Maybe you should just rip the Band-Aid off

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 09/12/2024

I’m glad it’s not just me. I’ve definitely spent less time there because of it

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 08/12/2024

16, but if the Jersey Shore, Florida’s Emerald Coast and the Central Coast in California were on here, I’d seem downright worldly

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 08/12/2024

I was there, too! Except I was skating to Salt-N-Pepa. Maybe you caught a whiff of my hairspray 🛼

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 07/12/2024

Eagerly awaiting the new Holidays season of The Great British Baking Show. Never thought I’d wish it was Monday 🧁🍰🎄

Thumbnail for the new season of the Netflix series The Great British Baking Show: Holidays

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 05/12/2024

#SpotifyWrapped is cool, but have you ever had your productivity quantified by #Asana?

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 04/12/2024

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Books #BookSky 💙📚 #BookChallenge 11/20 (I’m behind)

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 04/12/2024

Well that's disheartening 😕

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 04/12/2024

I ran out of characters but the funny business did not escape me, haha Also, D is an intranet and we're on to you, @shanebaglini.bsky.social 😁

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 04/12/2024

Through an enrollment lens: B: The .edu is your only 24/7 resource (no shade to YouTube), & if info isn't easy to find quickly, prospects will bounce. C is a close 2nd. Brand affinity is important, especially top of funnel, but at the end of the day, it comes down to need-to-know vs. nice-to-know

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 04/12/2024

Face/Off is stupid and ridiculous, which is why I've watched it 10 times ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 04/12/2024

Narrator: She did not, in fact, avoid the snare of capitalism

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 04/12/2024

Sorry I’m late for work; still reeling from my #SpotifyWrapped

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 03/12/2024

*renames folder Chaotic Evil*

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 03/12/2024

OK, email marketers, this is driving me nuts. What's the benefit of changing your "from" name if the email address is the same? I've got filters for these senders and they're routed to my "evil don't open" folder regardless. Are they victimizing the filterless? @kibilds.bsky.social @ashleybudd.com

Email inbox with Cyber Monday marketing emails

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 03/12/2024

You can't take reindeer anywhere these days

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 03/12/2024

If by "surviving" you mean not engaging ... well, no. 💸💸💸

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 03/12/2024

Bookmarked and tab pinned! Same for thesaurus.com, and I was an English major

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 03/12/2024

Only thing better is if it's accompanied by tomato soup!

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 03/12/2024

My fear is the garbage disposal starting when I stick my hand down the drain to retrieve a fork. I do watch a lot of horror. Maybe Hallmark Christmas movies are the answer. I'd rather fear red flannel shirts, tree farms and inns on the brink of closure than weapons (and appliances)

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 29/11/2024

#BlackFriday gameplan: Plant myself on the couch with a cozy blanket, catch up on TV and avoid Instagram, shopping apps and email at all costs

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 29/11/2024

I play Connections, Strands, Letter Boxed and Spelling Bee and kind of kick butt at Wordle

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 29/11/2024

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 28/11/2024

Oh my gosh, I love this. Now overlay parents’ emotions, which mirror their kids’ at this stage but with the added bonuses of: - sheer frustration *with* their kids 😖 - nagging anxiety that all of this will lead to a giant tuition bill 💸 - angst over potential emotional fallout from rejections 🥺

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 27/11/2024

I want an update where you tell us you sang your heart out 💚🩷

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 27/11/2024

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 27/11/2024

Ok, those are both compelling reasons to get your trot on 🍩🏃‍♀️

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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

So I guess the key difference between republicans and democrats is that conservatives are watching Elon and Trump at a SpaceX launch while liberals are holding space for defying gravity

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 27/11/2024

Worksgiving tablescape, circa 2021. Sponsored by Pottery Barn 😅 🦃

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 27/11/2024

I never decorated for fall. I usually go all out but I’ve been overwhelmed. But I’m totally doing all the Christmas things during this break 👀

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 27/11/2024

I’d drop out because of a stubbed toe, so I’m probably not the best to give advice, but are you able to walk/jog/run slowly? Trot?

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Jen Sparkman @meetjensparkman.com · 27/11/2024

To be fair, we submitted the FAFSA today and it probably took all of 15 minutes. But I support this tactic

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